If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?

[Tamhansen]

oops sorry, no warning there

[Captain Maltese]

Hell, I'd encourage them. I might want to wear the 'blow the cook' apron until I was done with the food though, most people don't want hair in their food.

If I had rigged up the loudspeakers and mixing table, would you DJ?

[Tamhansen]

hosting pool games and djíng. That probably ends in electrocution.

If I'd put some music on would you join on the dancefloor

[Belle33]

Not really!

Someone's cranky - no pool party for you!

hosting pool games and djíng. That probably ends in electrocution.

If I'd put some music on would you join on the dancefloor

Yes - I love to dance!

If I showed you my best moves, would you be impressed?

[Tamhansen]

depends if they were good. But I'd certainly encourage you.

If I break something during one of the stupid stunts I'm bound to do, would you be able to apply first aid?

[Captain Maltese]

Some first aid, sure. Putting on bandages, some emergency cut strips, torniquet... but no sewing of cuts. Mouth on mouth.

If I danced sensually, how close would you get?

[Tamhansen]

depends how close would you want me to come?

If I picked you up and threw you in the water would you get mad?

[Belle33]

Nope - I love the water and I'd drag you in with me.

If I started a game of musical chairs where the guys were the chairs and the blindfolded ladies circled until the music stopped and sat on the lap of the closest guy - would you be disappointed when I got to you.

[Captain Maltese]

Interesting new game... I like it! Not disappointed at all.

If I held on to you, would you keep sitting?

[Tamhansen]

maybe i'd move around just so you'd end up at me

If i started a game of twister there would you join in?

[Tamhansen]

ok that's twice. sorry peeps. somehow don't get warning all the time

[Belle33]

No worries - Kata.

Twister sounds good, but I caution you, naked twister can be a hazzard as the matt tends to get slippery.... i or so I hear.

If I had a blue dot, and it was right blow your red dot, would you make room so that I could stretch and reach it even if it meant I would brush against your man bits?

[Tamhansen]

If you promised to be carefull. And yes naked twister can be slippery, but I actually have a poolside twister mat

If it was your turn to go left hand green, and the only way to get there was to go between my legs woud you, ?

[Captain Maltese]

Sure.

If I did, would that... excite you?

[Belle33]

I would think so 

If I ended up with my breast a mere inch from your lips, would you behave?

[TheLegionary]

If this is what a volleyball player wants, this is what she will get.

If I took out my shirt while playing beach volleyball with you, do you think your performance would be adversely affected?

[Tamhansen]

I doubt it.

If I didn't would you mind?

[Tamhansen]

aargh

[Captain Maltese]

heh.

if I broke out the mudwrestling minipool, how would you pick out contestants?

[Tamhansen]

that's easy. Mudwrestling is a girls only sport isn't it? And ofcourse it'd have to be tag team

If I'd set up bets for the wrestling would you allow it?

[Captain Maltese]

I don't mind betting, I just don't play myself.

If we put up a few cameras, would you mind that the tapes were rolling?

[Tamhansen]

No. That'd be a gold mine. As long as we split the profits. Or hold more parties with it.

if i'd arrange this mudwrestling, would you forget the barbeque, and let stuff burn?

[Belle33]

No, burned barbeque smells awful. 

If I turned the cameras on the boys, how would you entertain the viewers?

[Captain Maltese]

Hmmmm, lots of boys eh.... how about a naked fight-for-the-orange team match?

If I entered one team, would you join mine or be on the other?

[Tamhansen]

otherside.

If I picked the otherside and you'd come up against me would that disturb you?