If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?

[Autumn52]

yeap

If I told you I was going to disappear would you think it was metaphorically speaking?

[Tamhansen]

well I don't think you would mean actual dissapearing into thin air. though admittedly it'd look cool

If I was to tell you I was an alien would you believe me?

[Autumn52]

sure

If I disappeared without a trace would that be cool?

[Captain Maltese]

No. It would be a loss.

If I was gone like a lost marble one day, would you miss me?

[Autumn52]

of course

If I burned breakfast would you yell at me

[Captain Maltese]

It takes a lot for me to yell. But if it was burned to a crisp and you are a great cook, I would probably have some carefully worded and voiced questions.

If I then ate the breakfast even if it was little more than coal at this point, would you feel good or bad?

[Autumn52]

bad

If I went for a walk and didnt tell you would you be mad

[Captain Maltese]

No. I might feel bad, or concerned.

If I went for a walk without a word the next day without reason, would you be mad?

[Tamhansen]

nope. you're allowed to go for a walk, I go for walks very often.

If you spotted me in the park with another girl, would you be mad?

[Autumn52]

not at all I would be fucking your brother while you were out

If I did that would you be mad?

[Tamhansen]

Nah. If i caught you I might join in

If i did would that freak you out?

[Autumn52]

yes because you werent invited

If I told you no would you get mad

[Tamhansen]

nope but I'd get even

If I told you to chose would you pick him over me?

[Autumn52]

probably since I was only fucking him cause I saw you in the park with another girl

If you found out I was vindictive would that change how you feel about me?

[Tamhansen]

Actually yes, I assumed you'd want to know why I was with someone else and what i was doing first.

If it turned out I wasn't doing anything with her would you be sorry for your reaction?

[Autumn52]

nope cause I saw you with her kissing and touching so I would know you were lying

If I told you I saw would you still try and Lie

[Tamhansen]

Nope, I do a lot of things, but I don't lie

If I'd fight for you would youtake me back.

[Autumn52]

probably not I don't date cheaters, but we could be friends

If I wanted to change this line of questioning to something more compatible would you do it?

[Tamhansen]

Sure I think we went wrong somewhere anyway.

If I asked you to ask me a question would you?

[Autumn52]

sure

If I baked you a cake for your birthday would you laugh cause it didn't look professional

[Tamhansen]

no I'd smile cause you went through that effort for me.

If I'd give you a present instead of the other way round on my birthday would you be surprised?

[Autumn52]

yes I would

If I gave you something important to me but of little value would you cherish it?

[Tamhansen]

Yes. gifts arent about monetary value, but emotional value.

If I cooked really spicy food for you woul you eat it?

[Autumn52]

Yes I love spicy

If I made something really great for your birthday dinner but you had never tried it before would you try it?

[Tamhansen]

Sure, if you made it how can i resist.

If I told you honestly I did not like it would you resent me?