If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?

[TaintedAndDelish]

Totally.

If my greedy hand started to wander and touched your..eh.. Popcorn, would you share?

[Captain Maltese]

Sounds good! I have a long black leather coat I am dying to use. Who is playing?

If I want to drink beer in some pub after the concert, will you come with me?

[Phoenixrisen]

I'd come with you, but don't expect me to drink beer... I can't stand the stuff.

If I was sitting alone at the bar, would you come say hi?

[Captain Maltese]

It is hard to imagine you sitting there alone, but I would probably come up to the bar and order something, then look at you and say hi and smile while I waited.

If I lingered after the beer arrived, would you invite me to sit down?

[Phoenixrisen]

We'd probably already be talking by then. I seem to talk to random people when I'm alone.

If I started up a conversation with you randomly, would think I was odd?

[Captain Maltese]

*smiles* depends on the subject. French Reneissance would be an odd start for a conversation in a bar. But most likely, I would be delighted.

If I started talking about something obscure that mattered a lot to me anyway, would you forgive me?

[Autumn52]

Yes I would love to hear about things that matter to you.

If I didn't understand would you forgive me?

[Captain Maltese]

Of course. It would just mean that I wasn't explaining well enough.

If I switched the conversation over to you, would you talk about yourself?

[Autumn52]

No I don't like to talk about me, You are much more interesting. So tell me about yourself? *PM*

If I  wanted to talk about anything other than me would you?

[Captain Maltese]

Sure, I am not pressing when I sense something is off limits in a conversation.

If I told you potentially funny stories about mistakes I've made in the past, would you be disgusted or amused?

[Autumn52]

I would laugh with you not at you.

If I watched a horror moive would you sing me to sleep?

[Phoenixrisen]

I doubt that would help, but I could read you a story.

If somehow you got me talking, and I said too much, would you hold it against me?

[Captain Maltese]

Not against you. Why would I? But I would appreciate your trust in me a lot, and be worthy of it.

If I offered you a drink of your choice, would you accept it?

[Phoenixrisen]

You've given me no reason not to.

If I accept that drink, would you want anything in return?

[TheLegionary]

No, not really. I would hardly have offered you a drink... LOL...not my strategy!

If I asked something in return, would you see me as a greed man?

[Autumn52]

If you offered me a drink or anything else and then expected something in return I could guarantee that all you would get would be a slap.

If I invited you to do some work with me would you help me?

[Mordred]

Yes, especially if you offered a tall glass of lemonade and didn't mind waiting till after dusk.

If I helped until dawn, and was pressed for time, would you help me find a cool, dark place?

[Autumn52]

of course, My bed is cool and dark

If I offered my bed with me in it, would you accept?

[Captain Maltese]

I would be happy to be in your dark bed with you. We could make the day a little brighter, too.

If I wasn't so eager on leaving, would you let me stay until the next day?

[gaggedLouise]

xandi: Would be a pleasure to work together and gey to know you better.

Mordred: yes, how about a dunegon?

Maltese: yes

If I had a spare ticket to a concert, would you let me invite you?

[Phoenixrisen]

As long as I wasn't working.

If I went with you to a concert, what band would you be taking us to see?

[gaggedLouise]

Could be Mastodon - and some other band supporting them, hard rock bands often have a shared bill. Or Leslie Feist. Great acts both of them.

If we went and it was an outdoor gig, would you dance to them a bit now and then?

[Phoenixrisen]

What good is music if you don't dance a bit now and then?

If I was really horrible at dancing, would you laugh at me?

[Autumn52]

No I would dance with you no matter what cause I would be proud that you were with me.

If I wanted to go out after the concert to get drinks would you come too?

[Phoenixrisen]

What sort of friend would I be if I made you drink alone?

If I went with you for drinks, what would you be drinking?