If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?

[ofDelusions]

Always.

If I said I was cold would you give me another blanket?

[Autumn52]

I would wrap you up tight and cuddle you till you fell asleep

If I sang badly would you still fall asleep?

[Luther]

every time.

If I was your God would you do anything for me?

[Autumn52]

I would do anything for you anyway Luther I is your biggest fan.....

If I told you I'm not a real nun would you want to discipline me for pretending?

[Belle33]

Well - I was raised catholic and you should at least get a few swats of my ruler.

If I dared you to do something would you be likely to do it?

[Autumn52]

depends on what I get out of it

If I ask you to play dress up with me would You

[TaintedAndDelish]

No, you scare me


If I used you to vent and said something touchy, would you think less of me?

[Autumn52]

No

If I scare you then why would you vent to me?

[TaintedAndDelish]

Because your sound minded and seemingly trustworthy. ( don't take the scare thing too seriously - was meant in a playful way )


If I tried to bake you a cake but really screwed it up despite my best efforts, would you be happy anyway?

[Autumn52]

I would be thrilled with any attempt to make me happy.

If I made you something special but you did not like it would you like it because I made it?

[Cayenne]

It would break my heart not to like it, but I would keep it - and see if it grew on me.

If I was afraid of something, would you patiently help me through it?~

[TheLegionary]

Yes, I love helping my friends!

If I were afraid of talking to you, would you come and talk to me?

[SpiralSpider]

Probably. I'm pretty talkative sometimes.

If I poured your tea, how would you take it?

[Belle33]

I'd like a little honey, thank you.

If I were to accidentally shatter your teacup, would you be upset with me?

[derek]

No...especially if you cleaned it up :)

If I accidentally spilled some honey on me while making a new cup of tea, would you lick it off?

[Belle33]

Happily :)

If I accidentally bite you while licking up the honey, would you be angry?

[LovelyWinterStorm]

No

If I made you a chocolate cake, would you eat a big slice?

[Phoenixrisen]

Of course, cake is for eating after all.

If I ate a huge slice of a cake that you made me, would you think I was a pig?

[Captain Maltese]

No, I would feel you appreciated my baking. However, if you ate it without using your hands...

If I offered you to take the rest home with you, would you accept?

[Phoenixrisen]

Well, if it had been made specifically for me I would, and I'd give you a hug too, for making it for me.

If I made you a thank you card, with really pretty color choices, but crappy pictures, would you like it?

[Cayenne]

I would keep it the same as all my cards, it is the thought that counts - and mistakes are even moreso endearing~

If I fell asleep while visiting you, would you wake me when it was time to go?

[LovelyWinterStorm]

No, you were probably sleeping very peacefully


If I invited you to dinner at my place, would you accept the invite?

[Captain Maltese]

I would.

If I brought you a bottle of good but characteristic red wine, would you serve it or serve what you had planned for us to drink?

[Belle33]

We would have my wine with dinner and yours after.

If I spilled a little red wine on you, would you force me to clean up?

[Captain Maltese]

Force you? No. That would be very bad manners toward the hostess. But I might indicare a need to take off the shirt and put it under cold water pretty quick, and apologize for being barechested for a while.

If I was sitting there like a hairy viking, would you offer me something sensible to put on instead or would you have a better suggestion?