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Offline arietta

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #1900 on: April 04, 2011, 03:51:56 PM »
If I had one...

If I spilled soda on you, would you seek revenge?

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Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #1901 on: April 04, 2011, 04:33:03 PM »
No, I would not. I would ask you to lick me.

If I were an animal, do you think that I would look like more with an ant, an elephant or a platypus?

Offline Tenda

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #1902 on: April 04, 2011, 06:32:32 PM »
Definitely a platypus! So cuddlable!

If I tickled you would you like it?

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Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #1903 on: April 04, 2011, 07:10:31 PM »
Yes, but I am not ticklish.

If I made you dinner, would you eat it?

Offline Tenda

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #1904 on: April 04, 2011, 07:22:08 PM »
Even if it was charred I would eat it.

If I tried to grope you would you push me away?

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Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #1905 on: April 04, 2011, 07:25:57 PM »
Depends where we were when you decided to grope.

If I came up behind you, would you be scared?

Offline olive

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #1906 on: April 06, 2011, 07:57:44 AM »
Deliciously so.

If I bite you would you mind?

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Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #1907 on: April 06, 2011, 08:01:34 AM »
No, I would not.

If you were excited and your partner had to leave, would you get angry with him or her?

Offline olive

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #1908 on: April 06, 2011, 08:04:15 AM »
No, but I know people who would.  :P


If I whispered something in your ear would you keep a secret?

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Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #1909 on: April 06, 2011, 09:48:32 AM »
Till my dying day!


If I rented a tux would you play James Bond with me?

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Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #1910 on: April 06, 2011, 09:57:14 AM »
No, but I liked the question. LOL

So....

If I rented a tux would you play James Bond with me?


Offline auroraChloe

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #1911 on: April 06, 2011, 10:13:21 AM »
only a cameo as the bartender   ;)


if i baked a cake would you ask for pie ?

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Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #1912 on: April 06, 2011, 10:16:10 AM »
Only if love were more than a verb...

If love were just a verb as AuroraChloe thinks, would you teach me how to conjugate it?

Offline auroraChloe

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #1913 on: April 06, 2011, 10:22:08 AM »
~ love, loves, loved ~       and i never say it's JUST a verb, darlin   ;)


if i went away on vacation, would you know i was gone?

Offline Ty

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #1914 on: April 06, 2011, 10:50:10 AM »
Of course. I'd have to rearrange the whole syllabus.

If I said the tea contained an aphrodisiac, would you drink it?

Offline auroraChloe

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #1915 on: April 06, 2011, 10:58:56 AM »

it's likely.  i enjoy feeling turned on


if i brought you a freshly shine apple would you give an "A"



Of course. I'd have to rearrange the whole syllabus.

haha.  <3

Offline Ty

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #1916 on: April 06, 2011, 11:03:25 AM »
Of course not. Petty bribery won't sway a gentleman. You might get an 'O' though, if I thought the gesture was sincere. :P

If I said we were young and beautiful, would you correct me?

Offline auroraChloe

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #1917 on: April 06, 2011, 11:11:50 AM »
Of course not. Petty bribery won't sway a gentleman. You might get an 'O' though, if I thought the gesture was sincere. :P

If I said we were young and beautiful, would you correct me?

smiling graciously, i'd say "such a kind eye, Darling"
 ... and discreetly set out a soft cloth so that you may wipe your glasses


if i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me ?                  ([noembed]hehe.. cornball i know[/noembed])

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Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #1918 on: April 06, 2011, 11:21:04 AM »
By all means possible!  ;)



If I set out for sail would you be my first mate?

Offline auroraChloe

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #1919 on: April 06, 2011, 11:37:30 AM »
only if a green tinted pallor didn't clash with the little sailor suit.         :-\


if i had a bad day would you buy me a shot ?






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Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #1920 on: April 06, 2011, 11:45:34 AM »
Not only buy, but make it!  (20 years behind a bar)


If I made you a mystery shot would you trust me?

Offline auroraChloe

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #1921 on: April 06, 2011, 12:04:23 PM »
would it be a Stiff Dick, by chance ?    (Baileys & Chambord layered, from my experience)

...  and probably, at least once   ;)



if i put coins in the juke box, would you play a song ?

Offline SpiralSpider

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #1922 on: April 06, 2011, 01:07:29 PM »
Yes, but I'm pretty random so I don't know if you'd like it.

If I offered to make you jewelry what would you have me make?

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Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #1923 on: April 06, 2011, 01:57:22 PM »
Hmmm perhaps a simple chain of remembrance.

If I offer to kiss you, would you accept it?

Offline olive

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #1924 on: April 06, 2011, 06:45:58 PM »
~closes her eyes and waits~ Yes!

If I rub your back would you rub mine?