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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #500 on: April 14, 2008, 11:48:02 AM »
Granted, and now your days are spent in Siberia ice fishing.


I wish for space travel.

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #501 on: April 14, 2008, 11:54:18 AM »
You get it.. alone.. drifting aimlessly though space, with no means of propulsion, or entertainment.. and an eternal lifespan.

I wish I could double my salary.

Offline Lovebug

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #502 on: April 14, 2008, 11:40:57 PM »
All yours, along with an appalling mortgage and several families to support.

I wish I could get things done.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #503 on: April 15, 2008, 12:58:10 PM »
Congratulations, you've been transformed into Larry the Cable Guy!

I wish the dot-com boom had continued.

Offline NightBird

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #504 on: April 16, 2008, 09:08:38 AM »
You got it! Except now EVERYBODY'S a millionaire, and inflation went out the roof.

I wish dogs could talk.

Offline Lovebug

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #505 on: April 16, 2008, 09:24:57 AM »
Granted, and now they all want to talk about their feelings. All the time.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #506 on: April 16, 2008, 09:28:27 AM »
There are.  And now, you have to work for most of them.

I wish that my life was less complicated  :P

Offline Krule

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #507 on: April 17, 2008, 03:35:28 AM »
Granted, you are Dead, your life is now less complicated.

I wish I had more free time.

Offline belsammael

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #508 on: April 17, 2008, 03:58:13 AM »
Granted. You break your leg and are confined to bed for the next few weeks, with all the free time you want.

(I know someone who actually wished this and got this result a day later *g* )


I wish my weekend was less crowded with..busy stuff.

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #509 on: April 17, 2008, 05:55:33 AM »
*bam*  everyone you know won't talk to you anymore.. your time is free, to do... nothing?

I wish I could get paid for surfing the web.

Offline Lirliel

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #510 on: April 17, 2008, 12:26:55 PM »
Granted, but you only get to search for Granny Pron!

I wish I could go to a Galaxy Far Far Away

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #511 on: April 17, 2008, 01:29:22 PM »
Granted.  But it's empty.  And you have no way back... which is a shame.    :'(

I wish the my boss knew how to tell time!

Offline NightBird

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #512 on: April 17, 2008, 11:32:03 PM »
And so he can! Sadly, he now knows to the second when all of his employees arrive, and starts tracking every trip away from the desk. Scheduling bathroom breaks becomes mandatory...


I wish somebody would catch Bush and Rice in a compromising position.

Offline Methos

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #513 on: April 18, 2008, 12:20:06 AM »
Granted but that compromising position is with North Korea.

I wish I was omnipotent.

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #514 on: April 18, 2008, 07:54:35 AM »
You now are.  Now it's the rest of us I fear for.  Because with absolute power comes hot bitches, according to Leslie Nielson :P

I wish that my water was vodka.

Offline Muff Diver

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #515 on: April 21, 2008, 03:54:42 AM »
Granted but now you're forever stuck on the set of Red Dawn. Mwahahahaha!

I wish I was the first female President of the U.S.

Offline Servant Girl

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #516 on: April 21, 2008, 06:34:07 PM »
Granted but your new ability means that you can never get any sleep again! 

I wish I never needed sleep.

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #517 on: April 22, 2008, 06:13:26 AM »
Granted.. as you're in a coma, you never sleep.  OR wake.

I wish that I had more than two posts to reply to this morning!

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #518 on: April 22, 2008, 06:27:04 AM »
Congratulations, you got my 19 ones instead.


I wish I could write at four times my current speed.

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #519 on: April 22, 2008, 06:28:43 AM »
Your wish is granted.  You now write 4 times faster, but with 8 times more errors, and a complete inability to edit them.

I wish I had more fresh ideas.

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #520 on: April 22, 2008, 06:36:52 AM »
Your wish is granted. You get my continuous stream of ideas. Unfortunately, like me you can't shut them off and you can't stop starting new threads for them.

I wish i had a brand new computer.

Offline Sethite

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #521 on: April 22, 2008, 07:47:16 AM »
Wish granted. But this computer have Windows Vista  ;)

I wish I had all James Bond movies.

Offline Hunter

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #522 on: April 22, 2008, 08:10:52 AM »
Wish granted.  However, they're all on Beta.   :o

I wish for a "life".

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #523 on: April 22, 2008, 08:23:30 AM »
Granted.  You take someone else's.  The police would like to speak with you.

I wish that I could circumvent my firewall.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #524 on: April 22, 2008, 10:37:41 PM »
granted...now you're inundated with Trojan horses, worms and viruses

I wish I had an I-Pod