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Offline rainshadow

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #475 on: March 11, 2008, 09:52:36 PM »
Well, that was my wish. :P

But I'll give it another go...

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #476 on: March 12, 2008, 06:08:40 AM »
42.  Good luck understanding it.

I wish I had godlike powers  :P

Offline Greenthorn

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #477 on: March 12, 2008, 02:12:02 PM »
Oh but you do have them! You just forgot to ask for godlike intelligence to be able to use them!!

I wish I had a witty and flirtatious response to rainshadow's post LOL

No, no just kidding, ok...I wish I could smell colors!

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #478 on: March 12, 2008, 04:39:50 PM »
You enjoy your wish with colors like purple, orange, green.. but white gives you migraines, and black makes you sneeze.

I wish that my brain was jacked into the internet.

Offline Bliss

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #479 on: March 12, 2008, 09:19:11 PM »
Welcome to the Matrix.

I wish I had a rewind/erase button for life.

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #480 on: March 13, 2008, 06:29:16 AM »
It gets stuck on for a little too long.. welcome back to grade school.

I wish we could all just get along  ::)

Offline Greenthorn

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #481 on: March 17, 2008, 02:07:08 AM »
Granted! We all get along so well that sexual intercourse freely happens everywhere, and now we all suffer from every sexually transmitted disease known to men! way to go Kalen!  *giggles*

I wish I wasn't always so bored!


Offline The Great Triangle

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #482 on: March 17, 2008, 02:10:27 AM »
Wish granted, the air turns into lava. Have fun!


I wish for ragnarok.

Offline Greenthorn

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #483 on: March 17, 2008, 11:17:29 AM »
Granted!!  Chaos abounds, we all go crazy, and everyone blames you.  You are now a wanted man and will perish *evil cackle*

I wish I never needed sleep!

Offline Zaer Darkwail

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #484 on: March 17, 2008, 02:26:18 PM »
Wish granted but you become lunatic from your mind unable to 'shut down' even for one second and spend your life in soft room in escape shirt.

I wish I could control my timing when I climax, go either super fast or very slow or golden middle.

Offline Krule

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #485 on: March 24, 2008, 09:47:20 AM »
Wish Granted.. unfortunatly, every time you use this power, it totals your own car.. and you have to have a car to use it.

I wish alternate realities existed that I could travel too when I got bored.



Offline Cutter

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #486 on: March 24, 2008, 10:44:32 PM »
Wish granted. Your Tardis awaits, sir.

I wish that I could not have to utter that dreaded word job, but have  the prefix blow added before it!
« Last Edit: March 24, 2008, 10:45:39 PM by Cutter »

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #487 on: March 25, 2008, 09:47:02 AM »
Which gets you fired at your actual blowjob, when you keep referring to it as your blowjob.  When you try to look for work, and ask for help finding a new blowjob.. this gets you arrested.  In prison.. you have to lie about why you are there, for obvious reasons.

I wish that I could get paid for surfing the web.

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #488 on: April 01, 2008, 06:02:48 AM »
o... kay..

You get a night bird in your bed.  A HUGE owl.  And it eats your privates.

I wish that someone would cure cancer.

Offline Greenthorn

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #489 on: April 01, 2008, 06:07:12 PM »
Quote
I wish that someone would cure cancer.

Me too.

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #490 on: April 02, 2008, 06:05:48 AM »
Ok, I'll wish something more pervertable..

I wish that my coworkers weren't so nosy!

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #491 on: April 02, 2008, 08:33:30 AM »
Ok, I'll wish something more pervertable..

I wish that my coworkers weren't so nosy!

Your wish is granted.

Tomorrow at 8am, the Angel of Death will swing by your office and slice off the noses of all your coworkers.  You will bathe in blood as their vitae spurts forth from their face.


Man, I wish my condo's remodeling job was finished.

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #492 on: April 02, 2008, 08:34:44 AM »
It is.  You must live in half-completed squallor for eternity.

I wish that more people would post in the association games!

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #493 on: April 02, 2008, 08:38:46 AM »
It is.  You must live in half-completed squallor for eternity.

I wish that more people would post in the association games!

Your wish has been granted (search the games).

I wish you couldn't see my monitor screens from my office door.

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #494 on: April 02, 2008, 08:55:25 AM »
Done.  You now have new, state of the art 3 inch plasma screens.  You can barely see them from your CHAIR.

I wish that it was hotter outside today.

Offline Lirliel

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #495 on: April 02, 2008, 11:02:02 PM »
Granted, you are deported to Mercurius, on the ever present HOT side of the planet. Have fun!

I wish I could have a slumber party with all the girls from Elliquiy!

Offline Krule

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #496 on: April 03, 2008, 03:08:31 AM »
Done.. but you get all of the guys too.  *winks*

I wish my car could fly.

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #497 on: April 03, 2008, 07:11:02 AM »
Congratulations, your car can fly. Alll the way down to the bottom of the cliff.

I wish I was happy.

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #498 on: April 03, 2008, 08:14:06 AM »
Captain, meet the Joker.  You'll die laughing!

I wish that I could buy the world a Coke  8)

Offline Sethite

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #499 on: April 03, 2008, 08:55:35 AM »
Wish granted. And now you're sinkin' the big sea of coke.

I wish I could life in Russia.