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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #450 on: February 12, 2008, 08:02:47 PM »
granted- you own a very rare antique grand, that sits behind glass walled in the smithsonian ^.~

I wish that my word was law.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #451 on: February 12, 2008, 08:35:13 PM »
Granted -- Your word is law.  Mine is Riches.  I believe we shall let Serenity Vixen have sexy...

I wish that everything came easily for me.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #452 on: February 12, 2008, 09:19:06 PM »
granted. Everything- including yourself- comes in under five minutes

I wish I didn't have my businesses to worry about and could just laze about my days doing nothing.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #453 on: February 12, 2008, 09:55:00 PM »
Granted!  You are now bankrupt and destitute, living on the streets.

I wish the love of my life would come home to stay.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #454 on: February 13, 2008, 04:34:12 AM »
Granted! The love of your life was paralyzed in a terrible accident and can no longer work to support you.

I wish I could get free porn over cable.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #455 on: February 13, 2008, 05:05:07 AM »
granted. but it's the kind of porn no one would watch, too hideous for words.. and it has quite an opposite effect. and is suddenly on every channel. and on your pc. and in your windows.

I wish I had a nifty nice mansion to live in.


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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #456 on: February 13, 2008, 09:50:32 AM »
Granted == Unfortunately it's called Alcatraz.

I wish I had the enough money to move.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #457 on: February 13, 2008, 10:51:37 AM »
Granted, but you could only afford Bob and Billy's Movers, which turns out to be an elaborate home robbery scam.

I wish I had a cute date for Valentine's Day.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #458 on: February 13, 2008, 02:31:44 PM »
Granted! Your date, Richard Simmons, thinks he is cute.  ;D

I wish there was a movie theater in my town.

Offline Greenthorn

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #459 on: March 07, 2008, 11:32:31 AM »
Granted! But the only movie it plays is Pee Wee's Big Adventure and unfortunately for YOU, when you sat down, a mechanical seatbelt was engaged. Enjoy!

I wish I could teleport. ;D

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #460 on: March 07, 2008, 11:43:29 AM »
You can.  And are pressed into duty teleporting everyone.. everywhere..

I wish I could have the time to do the things I'd like to do.

Offline Zaer Darkwail

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #461 on: March 08, 2008, 07:23:15 PM »
Wish granted. You are arrested and suspected to be serial killer and by some missluck someone had succeed get your fingertips to serial killers signature weapon! You end up res tof your life into jail, waiting death row after 70 years. But now you got all time needed do whatever projects or things you want (in prison limits).

I wish I would had sexy, loyal and intresting girlfriend.......

Offline Greenthorn

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #462 on: March 08, 2008, 10:25:27 PM »
Granted! But unfortunately she's overly possessive and follows you everywhere, even into the bathroom.

I wish I had an endless supply of batteries!

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #463 on: March 08, 2008, 11:26:21 PM »
Granted!

Unfortunately, your fairy god mother misunderstood your wish and you are now being "charged" with every unsolved assault and battery on record. Enjoy your prison time! Maybe you can teleport out of there and get escape from prison added to your record! ;D

I wish I were dead!

Let's see you pervert THAT one. ;D

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #464 on: March 08, 2008, 11:56:17 PM »
( you were so darn mean!! here ya go *evil grin*)

SO GRANTED! You are now a zombie, and a sex slave...to a woman...who has a medical condition..she grows teeth from her vagina...ENJOY! (anyone see the movie? *giggles*)

I wish every man in the world found me beautiful

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #465 on: March 09, 2008, 12:02:24 AM »
That definitely would suck... I commend you! ;D

Granted! Unfortunately, every man is so enfatuated with you that they've begun killing each other in order to be the one that gets to be with you. The winner will be Charles Manson.  :'(

I wish all the evil people in the world would suddenly commit mass suicide and all the good folks could live out our lives in peace and harmony.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #466 on: March 09, 2008, 10:03:23 PM »
Granted! But the body count was so large that all those good people spent the next twenty years trying to bury or burn them! And the SMELL *gag*

I wish I could wake up each morning happy, regardless of the previous day's events

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #467 on: March 10, 2008, 02:07:29 AM »
Granted! You now have Alzheimer's.

I wish I could travel around the world.


Offline Zaer Darkwail

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #468 on: March 10, 2008, 02:50:48 AM »
Wish granted! Chuck Norris comes pay visit to you and with roundhouse kick to nuts he sends you fly trough the world under 10 seconds before you land (and sadly yes, still alive).

I wish I would be not alone when I start live retirement age (basically as old man)......

Offline Greenthorn

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #469 on: March 10, 2008, 09:12:03 PM »
Granted! You will not be alone! You will be surrounded by hamsters who have a knack for making their way into tight spots! Don't bend over! *rolls on the floor laughing* (I crack myself up! *grins*)

I wish I could live out all my sexual fantasies

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #470 on: March 11, 2008, 06:11:55 AM »
You are stranded on a desert island with a troupe of really bad mimes.. who all keep giving you imaginary flowers.  They are all willing to.. service you.

I wish I could finish my book and get it published.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #471 on: March 11, 2008, 10:03:33 AM »
Well alrighty!  But unfortunately, nature throws the world a curve ball and covers the entire planet in snow and ice.  Your book was one of the first to be used as fuel for a fire.  (wow that's really kind of mean...sorry Kalen *giggles*)

I wish I could be a human lie detector!

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #472 on: March 11, 2008, 10:10:09 AM »
No problem!  You're like a reverse Pinnochio.. if someone else lies, your nose grows.  It soon gets very painful.

I wish that my friends didn't live so far away.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #473 on: March 11, 2008, 03:57:30 PM »
Granted! All the world's houses have burned down everyone's going to be moved into the Orange Bowl in Miami.

EDIT: I wish I wouldn't forget to post my wishes.  ;)
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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #474 on: March 11, 2008, 04:39:56 PM »
Granted! All the world's houses have burned down everyone's going to be moved into the Orange Bowl in Miami.

EDIT: I wish I wouldn't forget to post my wishes.  ;)

*waits patiently for a wish*