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Offline Elvi

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #25 on: September 20, 2006, 03:59:14 PM »
Wish granted, but you can't see a damned thing in the daylight.

I wish I was able to live my live role play life instead of my real life.

Offline ladyelizabeth

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #26 on: September 20, 2006, 09:46:36 PM »
granted, however you lose yourself in so many multiple personalities that you don't know who you are anymore.

I wish I could be more confident.

Offline Lirliel

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #27 on: September 20, 2006, 11:09:01 PM »
Wish granted, though everyone hates you for your super confidence and you loose all your friends and family.

I wish that I could have a car that would never run out of gas.

Offline Akioth

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #28 on: September 21, 2006, 08:56:33 AM »
Wish granted, But it's top speed is 10 mph and it can't corner worth shit.

I wish I was stronger...

Offline ladyelizabeth

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #29 on: September 21, 2006, 08:58:17 AM »
Granted, however because you are stronger you don't recognize when you are hurting someone.  You easily hurt those you don't mean to.

I wish it was never cold.

Offline Zaer Darkwail

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #30 on: September 21, 2006, 11:02:18 AM »
Wish granted, but you instead fry slowly alive thanks lack of any air conditioner and anything which would cool down you (including showers).

I wish I have ten more wishes....

Offline Lancis

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #31 on: September 21, 2006, 05:22:35 PM »
Granted but they are all wishes for free oil changes at Jiffy Lube.

I wish i had the perfect recipe for herm rabbit. lol

Offline indarkestknight

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #32 on: September 21, 2006, 05:33:29 PM »
Granted, but you find out the herm rabbit is immortal, making the recipe useless.

I wish that I would die and go to Hell. (Ha! Try to twist that one!)

Offline Elvi

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #33 on: September 21, 2006, 05:47:38 PM »
Granted.
You die a long and lingering painful and humiliating death and as your spirit leaves your body, you find it settling in the Isles of Scilly.

http://www.tresco.co.uk/holidays/hell_bay_hotel.asp

Doomed forever to have to put up with whining tourists, complaining about the British weather and how the summers are no longer how they used to be 'In their day'.........



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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #34 on: September 21, 2006, 09:42:18 PM »
Granted.
You die a long and lingering painful and humiliating death and as your spirit leaves your body, you find it settling in the Isles of Scilly.

http://www.tresco.co.uk/holidays/hell_bay_hotel.asp

Doomed forever to have to put up with whining tourists, complaining about the British weather and how the summers are no longer how they used to be 'In their day'.........



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Offline Lilian

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #35 on: April 01, 2007, 05:44:58 PM »
I wish I had the ability to realize my dreams!

Offline Lirliel

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #36 on: April 01, 2007, 11:11:51 PM »
You do get the ability to turn back time, unfortunately this transforms you into the person you were back then. Without the memories of what you are now.

I want to ability to be able to travel to strange places.

Offline Lancis

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #37 on: April 02, 2007, 12:54:39 AM »
Granted, but all the strange places aren't on Earth, and you can't get back.

I wish I had the recipe for perfect chocolate chip cookies.


Offline Lirliel

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #38 on: April 02, 2007, 02:03:50 AM »
Wish granted, you are now my private scientist, working hard on making the perfect chocolate chip cookie recipe also when wanted, you are my loveslave *Smirks*

I wish I didn't have to deal with idiotic people anymore.

Offline Zaer Darkwail

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #39 on: April 02, 2007, 04:15:08 AM »
Wish granted, you are now more idiotic than people what you considered as 'idiotic' and now the idiot people are rocket scientists compared to you.

I wish perfect satisfactioning sex experience.

Offline Celestial Goblin

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #40 on: April 03, 2007, 09:32:16 AM »
I wish perfect satisfactioning sex experience.

It's perfectly satisfactioning to that lady, even though you are bored like hell.
She checks your cuffs and promises to come back tommorow.

Offline ladyelizabeth

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #41 on: April 09, 2007, 04:25:06 AM »
She leaves you there without checking and when she goes to let you free forgets where she put the key.

I wish that I had the strength to do what I know I should rather than falling into the same routine and getting hurt.

Offline Lirliel

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #42 on: April 09, 2007, 12:20:22 PM »
Wish granted, your strength is given to you. You break your old routine, only to fall into a perfect new one, which hurts you even more.

I wish I had a teleportation device.

Offline Celestial Goblin

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #43 on: April 09, 2007, 12:50:59 PM »
I wish I had a teleportation device.

The device is a collar you can't take off and it's someone else that is able to use it to teleport you to them.

...

I wish I'd have my own planet.

Offline Elandra

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #44 on: April 09, 2007, 01:06:45 PM »
Wish granted, but the place is a hell hole....hot beyond belief and you are alone on it.

...

I wish I could eat all the chocolate I wanted with no after effects.

Offline Celestial Goblin

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #45 on: April 09, 2007, 01:14:15 PM »
No after-effects includes no taste at all. So you can eat all you wish, but it's like eating paper.

...

I wish for the ability to melt plastic with the power of my mind, at will.

Offline Zaer Darkwail

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #46 on: April 09, 2007, 03:24:48 PM »
Wish granted, but you can do so only for small amounts and whit serious headache afterwards.

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I wish to be happy.

Offline Lirliel

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #47 on: April 09, 2007, 10:42:23 PM »
Wish granted but the rest of the world becomes a depressed lonely place, filled with people who have no joy in there lives. Thus making you alone with your happiness.

I wish to be a rock-goddess :)

Offline Zaer Darkwail

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #48 on: April 10, 2007, 03:43:13 AM »
Wish granted, your a rock-goddess for one week before the hard life as drug snuffing alchoholist rock-goddess along whit days lasting orgies kills you.

I wish to be complete opposite of my physical form.

Offline Celestial Goblin

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #49 on: April 10, 2007, 02:22:10 PM »
I wish to be complete opposite of my physical form.

Now you are a being of anti-matter. A walking fragment of void and emptiness.
Look, there are little demons dancing around you and playing cute flutes and pipes!
Don't breathe or you'll explode, though. Anti-matter, after all.

...

I'd wish to command a legion of cybernetic legionairies with flamethrowers and psionic skill.