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Offline Lirliel

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2400 on: February 20, 2012, 11:06:28 PM »
Granted, you are a genius but the rest of the world cannot understand your ideas.

I wish that I had enough money in my bank account to do anything with.

Offline Zaer Darkwail

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2401 on: February 22, 2012, 02:16:00 AM »
Wish granted, but you very quickly become bored/jaded for any pleasures money can buy an you take them as norm standards.

I wish I have enough money in my bank account to pay off all paren't debts, bill and taxes and all future bills and taxes so they would not need leech money from my student support cash which is nothing impressive write about :P.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2402 on: February 22, 2012, 06:30:04 AM »
Granted but you now have to go to school for three times as long.

I wish it was summer time all year long.

Offline Lirliel

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2403 on: February 22, 2012, 09:22:38 AM »
Wish granted, but in time crops start to wither and die as the heat builds to unbearable levels.

I wish for all religion to begone.

Offline Adammair

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2404 on: February 22, 2012, 09:31:22 AM »
Granted, but now all the governments of the world step in to fill the void, and they take total control of our lives. Big Brother is now truly watching...

I wish there was no reason for the government to track everyone.

Offline Galanthor

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2405 on: February 22, 2012, 11:26:30 AM »
Granted, your President is a pervert now

I wish i wouldn't be so bored

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2406 on: February 22, 2012, 02:18:32 PM »
Granted, but now everyone else is bored.

I wish I knew who Bourbon was!

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2407 on: March 23, 2012, 01:50:29 AM »
Granted, but now you can't remember who anyone else is.

I wish I could turn my bones to putty to stretch out the kinks

Offline Veluux

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2408 on: March 23, 2012, 01:57:04 AM »
Granted, but when you get aroused the heat from your body makes the putty go too soft and you become nothing but an unsatisfied pool of liquid.

I wish that zombie apocalypses weren't the new fad.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2409 on: March 23, 2012, 02:00:50 AM »
Granted but now everywhere you turn people have fangs in their mouth and are covered in glitter dust!

I wish I had a plate of vegetarian pizza in front of me

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2410 on: March 23, 2012, 02:05:40 AM »
Granted, but it's gone moldy.

I wish I had a plate of cookies and some warm milk for the night. 

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2411 on: March 23, 2012, 02:08:40 AM »
Granted you have a big glass of rotten milk and cookies that the measurements for sugar and salt had been mixed up. Enjoy.

 I wish I could find my perfect lover

Offline Veluux

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2412 on: March 23, 2012, 02:08:58 AM »
Granted. But now Santa thinks you've been left for him as a mistress (nothing says Santa can't be naughty! Hahaha)

I wish I could see the look on your face if that really happened!

Offline Veluux

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2413 on: March 23, 2012, 02:10:41 AM »
(Ooops, didn't get that one out in time. I'll post again.)

@Undeniable Sin

Granted. But you've only found a stone statue, carved in the likeness of him by all of those who knew his worthy heart.

I wish I could type faster and not mess up threads!

Offline BrokenShards

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2414 on: March 23, 2012, 02:13:11 AM »
Would I have to wear a sexy red outfit? :P

Granted, but now you answer questions before they are asked.

I wish I could be rich.

Offline Undeniable Sin

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2415 on: March 23, 2012, 02:19:13 AM »
Granted, but the only way to make it happen is illegal. You get rich, only to lose it when thrown in jail.

I wish I could be Santa's present!

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2416 on: March 23, 2012, 02:43:44 AM »
Granted, but for 364 days of the year you are ignored.

I wish I had Bernards watch. *if you dont know what that is, it stops time*

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2417 on: March 23, 2012, 02:49:11 AM »
Granted, but once it stops, the watch breaks and time remains forever frozen

I wish I could meet the cast of Castle

Offline Veluux

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2418 on: March 23, 2012, 04:07:06 AM »
Granted, but they are zombies and they eat you alive.

I wish I had one million dollars.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2419 on: March 23, 2012, 04:11:14 AM »
Granted, but it will all go to cover the lawsuit for having me eaten

I wish shots didn't hurt

Offline Veluux

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2420 on: March 23, 2012, 04:29:40 AM »
Granted. They feel wonderful... so wonderful that you start injecting yourself with all kinds of different vaccines and medications that you send your heart into cardiac arrest.

I wish I had a money tree that nobody knew about except me, and it could never grow old or wilt or harm me in any way!

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2421 on: March 23, 2012, 08:31:43 PM »
Granted. It gave you $10 when you first found it. Now it refuses to grow and you go insane trying to make it blossom.

I wish everyone who wanted sex could have it with no strings attached

Offline Adammair

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2422 on: March 23, 2012, 09:55:55 PM »
Happily and eagerly granted, but alas, it must be perverted. Everyone who wants sex can have it with no strings attached, but the population explodes and there's no room for any other species of plant or animal, and eventually not even room for people, and we all die of overcrowding.

I wish sex always produced offspring that were free of, and immune to, the diseases that their parents had. In other words, I wish there were no hereditary diseases or disorders.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2423 on: March 23, 2012, 10:02:33 PM »
Granted, and for being so thoughtful toward others, you are also granted no perversion or consequences.

 I wish I knew what happened to the Lindbergh Baby.

Offline Veluux

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2424 on: March 24, 2012, 04:36:00 AM »
Granted. The answer is presented to you in a dream that repeats every night for the rest of your life.

I wish Undeniable Sin would dream about me - where I don't get hurt, killed, rejected, or ignored.