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Offline Belle33

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2325 on: June 12, 2011, 08:53:43 AM »
Granted, and you're pretty damn good, too.  You get picked up by a small band that skyrockets to fame and fortune only to die suddenly in a horrible plane crash - securing your place in rock-n-roll history books.  But - totally worth it, right?

I wish I had come up with the idea for youtube - Belletube!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2326 on: June 12, 2011, 10:31:53 AM »
Granted but all your naked home videos get uploaded first. *grins* I wish i could go back in time.

Offline Belle33

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2327 on: June 12, 2011, 02:46:53 PM »
Granted, I'm sending you back to yesterday, but you have to promise to not to change a single thing.   ;)

I wish the reality tv shows would all end.

Offline One-Eyed Jack

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2328 on: June 12, 2011, 03:13:52 PM »
Granted.  Television has been uninvented.

I wish Boston cream pie qualified as a vegetable

Offline Belle33

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2329 on: June 12, 2011, 04:26:40 PM »
I've never had Boston Cream Pie, but it sounds good and that's probably the best wish ever - so, I'm pleased to grant it, though it now has twice the fat and calories as it did before and is the most unhealthy vegetable there is.

I wish Jack had two eyes.

Offline Adammair

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2330 on: June 12, 2011, 04:51:19 PM »
Granted, now both of them are permanently fixed on Belle's breasts. :P

I wish to be an ethical computer hacker genius.

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2331 on: June 12, 2011, 05:10:31 PM »
Congratulations. You are now a burning Chinese communist computer expert, working 20 hours per day in a hacker unit that attacks decadent western companies' servers. According to your ethics you are a flawless, highly moral hero of the war against socialism's enemies.

I wish I could have a burger and enjoy it.

Offline Linwood Badr

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2332 on: June 13, 2011, 01:56:32 AM »
Granted but while your enjoying said burger the local zoo animals all escape and ransack your home town.

I wish I could relax for a bit.

Offline Villain

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2333 on: June 14, 2011, 08:35:46 AM »
Wish granted your now on a morphine drip, enjoy your blurry life :D

I wish I could destroy reality tv muhahahaha!

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2334 on: June 14, 2011, 11:41:21 AM »
Congratulations. That crap has NEVER WORKED.

I wish I could own a horse.

Offline Belle33

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2335 on: June 14, 2011, 11:45:41 AM »
Granted - one hobby horse coming up.

I wish I had a lovely singing voice.


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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2336 on: June 14, 2011, 11:57:59 AM »
Granted you're able to sing like Tom Waits!

Wishes I could get this awesomely worked out profile  >:)

Offline Belle33

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2337 on: June 14, 2011, 12:43:52 PM »
Granted - but it gets mixed up with someone elses and you are not pleased with the RP requests that start rolling in.   >:)

I wish I could master Tae Kwon Do.

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2338 on: June 14, 2011, 12:46:40 PM »
Congratulations, you do. I hope you enjoyed the thousands and thousands of hours of training it took, and the many hours per week it will take to maintain your master grade. And most of the time is spent repeating patterns over and over and over and over - but hey, at least you can use all this knowledge to... to....

I wish I had a fully operational Abrams tanks complete with ammo and crew.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2339 on: June 14, 2011, 12:50:59 PM »
Well, you do, my dear, along with the foot high pile of parking citations to go with it.


I wish there was blue sky outside my window and no clouds.

Offline Belle33

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2340 on: June 14, 2011, 01:27:24 PM »
Happily granted.  Sadly, you are looking outside your hospital window and well.... *places a comforting hand on your shoulder* ... your prognosis is not good.

I wish I could cure the common cold.

Offline Linwood Badr

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2341 on: June 16, 2011, 04:12:16 PM »
Granted, sadly some scientists are jealous and kill you in your sleep.

I wish I had the ability to sleep whenever I wanted.

Offline Mordred

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2342 on: June 16, 2011, 04:19:10 PM »
Before granting.. I gotta admit, I want that ability as well.. however...
'Tis granted.. but along with sleeping whenever you want, you also fall asleep at other random moments. And this ends up spiraling out of control.. until you find yourself unable to wake, appearing in a coma.. with the plug just about to be pulled.

I wish I could split into two versions of myself, letting my 'other' do whatever the hell he wants.

Offline Belle33

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2343 on: June 16, 2011, 05:38:33 PM »
Happily granted since it's such an awesome wish.  Unfortunately, neither half has all the knowledge and ability as the the whole Mordred, and they both scurry around being unsuccessful with this or that.

I wish I always knew the right thing to do.

Offline TiaMaria

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2344 on: June 16, 2011, 06:09:10 PM »
Unfortunately, doing the right thing has bankrupted you in minutes.


I wish I had a much faster motorbike than my current one.

Offline Kendra

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2345 on: June 17, 2011, 07:14:36 PM »
granted  unfortunately it costs so much more to maintain that you are soon begging for your old one again


I wish I could sleep right now

Offline Adammair

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2346 on: June 17, 2011, 09:33:05 PM »
Before granting, I must say that I don't think I will be able to sleep again after seeing that avi, Kendra. Wow! She's hot, in more ways than one. ;D I want!
Granted, you fall asleep immediately, causing anyone witnessing it to think you've had an aneurysm, or that you suffer from narcolepsy.

I wish that I had the skill, talent, and ability of any member of Cirque du Soleil.

Offline Linwood Badr

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2347 on: June 18, 2011, 04:41:58 PM »
(Made me do research for this one, not cool :P...er, also sorry if I get this wrong...)

Granted, you have the dexterity of their best, but you accidentally kill people while you're practicing your new skill, and well, that's the end of that.

I wish my family wasn't so narrow-minded.

Offline SweetSierra

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2348 on: June 20, 2011, 06:31:50 AM »
Granted, but now you need to contend with the cult of rabbit sacrificing pygmies they've invited to live with you as a way of expanding their cultural horizons.

I wish I could go for a run in the mountains right now.

Offline Missy

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2349 on: June 20, 2011, 07:11:53 PM »
granted, but it's uphill both ways and uphill all the way home.

I wish someone cute would post in the social boards.