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Offline Linwood Badr

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2300 on: June 10, 2011, 05:06:20 PM »

Granted, but Loren turns into a dog.

I wish I had all the sub-way tuna sandwiches I could ever want; and that wouldn't expire.
« Last Edit: June 10, 2011, 05:07:29 PM by Loren Paglia »

Offline Belle33

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2301 on: June 10, 2011, 05:30:32 PM »
Granted, but you now have perpetual tuna breath and no one will ever kiss you again.    :-X

I wish I knew why men have nipples.

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2302 on: June 10, 2011, 05:33:55 PM »
Well, the aliens needed to have SOMEWHERE to connect the wires.

I wish I had an Abrams tank. You know, for my collection.

Offline Linwood Badr

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2303 on: June 10, 2011, 05:41:12 PM »
Granted, but you now have perpetual tuna breath and no one will ever kiss you again.    :-X

I wish I knew why men have nipples.

(@Bella: The sad part is I've never been properly kissed by a guy XD)

Granted, but during transportation the tank falls off a cliff, into a lake, and explodes. You are now fined for environmental damage.

I wish I had the ability to turn invisible.

Offline Belle33

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2304 on: June 10, 2011, 05:44:42 PM »
Granted, but unfortunately the driver of that car just ahead can't see you and ...... damn - the invisible ones always die that way.

I wish I had an identical twin sister.

Offline voixdecoeur

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2305 on: June 10, 2011, 05:50:05 PM »
Granted, but she steals your identity, all your money, and convinces everyone you care about that you actually hate them, so you are left penniless and alone.

I wish I could afford a place to live with my two best friends.

Offline One-Eyed Jack

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2306 on: June 10, 2011, 06:03:02 PM »
Granted, but the cave does not have running water or heat

I wish I could keep up with everyone else here . . .

Offline elone

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2307 on: June 10, 2011, 09:52:39 PM »
Granted, but it is temporary because your fingers fell off typing.

I wish I could play guitar.

Offline Belle33

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2308 on: June 10, 2011, 10:09:55 PM »
Granted, but you don't play it well.

I wish I could find an earring I lost yesterday.

Offline Linwood Badr

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2309 on: June 10, 2011, 11:59:42 PM »
Granted but you've suddenly lost your purse/wallet with all your credit and debit cards.

I wish I could keep myself on task.

Offline elone

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2310 on: June 11, 2011, 12:39:29 AM »
Granted, but now everything else has gone to hell.

I wish I could spend more time on Elliquiy.

Offline SinfulBliss

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2311 on: June 11, 2011, 03:51:55 AM »
Granted but your computer gets a virus and you can't visit this site anymore

I wish I had the ability to stop and start time

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2312 on: June 11, 2011, 04:52:05 AM »
Saddly, when you stop time.. wile technicaly you have the ability to restart it.. it takes a microsecound... and time is stopped.. so....

I wish that [you] would just let me have my dreams, and not pervert my wish!

Offline Adammair

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2313 on: June 11, 2011, 05:19:53 AM »
Granted, but your perverted dreams make anything Adammair could do, seem tame by comparison! :P (looks like I arrived just in time, eh?)

I wish that Prefect Mos was my type. ;) (and I hope that someone who knows my type responds. ;D - this reply should be fun to see!)

Offline jewess

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2314 on: June 11, 2011, 10:08:47 PM »

I wish that Prefect Mos was my type. ;) (and I hope that someone who knows my type responds. ;D - this reply should be fun to see!)

Granted...Prefect Mos is now your blood type!


I wish I was a better artist.

Offline Linwood Badr

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2315 on: June 11, 2011, 10:15:13 PM »
Granted but you now lose ability in everything else in life.

I wish for a nice vacation.

Offline SinfulBliss

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2316 on: June 12, 2011, 01:42:21 AM »
Granted, but it lasts one minute and costs over two billion dollars

I wish for a big mansion

Offline Valari

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2317 on: June 12, 2011, 02:16:28 AM »
Granted but then you will live alone there and a rather big rat family will be your neighbors.

I wish for a guitar.

Offline cartun

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2318 on: June 12, 2011, 03:03:05 AM »
Granted. You now have a guitar that weighs 200 pounds!

I wish I had somebody to love me.. *sobs*

Offline SinfulBliss

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2319 on: June 12, 2011, 03:04:08 AM »
Granted, but he locks you up downstairs and rapes you every night

I wish I had more women in my life

Offline Valari

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2320 on: June 12, 2011, 03:08:09 AM »
Granted, you have more women than you can count and each of them is pestering you for a different thing, not leaving you a moment of peace.

I wish I didn't have to work during summer holidays.

Offline SinfulBliss

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2321 on: June 12, 2011, 03:14:30 AM »
Wish granted, you're fired :)

I wish I had a new less bitchy girlfriend

Offline Adammair

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2322 on: June 12, 2011, 07:11:11 AM »
Granted, but your old girlfriend is even MORE bitchy, and won't leave you two alone.

I wish I didn't have ear problems and could hear better!

Offline Belle33

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2323 on: June 12, 2011, 07:48:41 AM »
Granted, but you must sacrifice another sense - so say goodbye to your vision.

I wish I could go on an African safari.

Offline Villain

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2324 on: June 12, 2011, 08:42:31 AM »
Wish granted but in a bizarre turn of events all the animals migrate to China

I wish I could play guitar