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Offline EvelynMarie

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2275 on: June 10, 2011, 01:19:56 AM »
Granted, but now no one will ever throw a surprise party for you or wrap your gifts because when you ask them what they were doing or what they are hiding they will have to tell you. In fact people will either not talk to you around Christmas and your birthday or just not get you anything.

I wish...that there was some red velvet cake at my house and that I could eat it right now.

Offline Shimeka

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2276 on: June 10, 2011, 01:48:06 AM »
Granted! Unfortunately I was the one who made it... so... yeah... Eh...I wouldn't eat it... HA-HA! Bon appetit!


I wish for everything to be free!

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2277 on: June 10, 2011, 02:18:55 AM »
Just what does freedom mean.. and to what extent should people be free.. and free of what. For that matter, what does it mean to be everything who is the thing. From this the only possible thing is the universe, for outside of the universe , wile there is stuff and things, the rules of reality change.  So the universe becomes free, free of the forces that govern its laws, matter is no longer constrained by time, or the atomic forces. Quite literary the loom of string that is the universe unfrails causing everything, and nothing to exist at the same time.  Seven words , and not only the whole of the universes efforts having been for not, they never happened in the first place, nor will they.. for when time seperates from the tappastry, the dichersion happens at everymoment, and every place.

I want some nice green tea lemonaid from starbucks.

Offline cartun

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2278 on: June 10, 2011, 04:13:38 AM »
Wish granted, now pay with your blood!

I want to own everythaang.

Offline Shimeka

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2279 on: June 10, 2011, 05:25:23 AM »
Granted! You now own everything... Too bad you have no proof that everything is yours!  ^.^

I want to be immortal!

Offline SinfulBliss

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2280 on: June 10, 2011, 05:28:48 AM »
Wish granted, but you had passed out making people believe you were dead and they buried you six feet under for the rest of your immortal life

I wish i had superpowers

Offline Belle33

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2281 on: June 10, 2011, 06:11:04 AM »
Granted, you have the power to grow grass and the power stop hiccups.  Now all you need is a costume - have fun!

I wish I could predict winning lottery numbers.

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2282 on: June 10, 2011, 06:57:18 AM »
Granted. However, this power only works when you are guessing lotto numbers for people who aren't related to you in any way shape or form.

I wish my work day started later than 6am.

Offline One-Eyed Jack

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2283 on: June 10, 2011, 08:45:47 AM »
granted, but you will have to work until 8pm

I wish the weather here was a lot cooler than it is

Offline Shimeka

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2284 on: June 10, 2011, 08:52:45 AM »
Granted! Welcome to the new ice age!

Wish I had a vacation!

Offline One-Eyed Jack

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2285 on: June 10, 2011, 08:55:25 AM »
Granted, here is a one-way ticket to Baghdad

Wish I had a coffee maker in my car

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2286 on: June 10, 2011, 11:53:10 AM »
You die of caffeine overdose in three weeks. As an asside, they do make coffee makers for your car.. just go to a large local truck or lorry stop.

I wish [you] would pay more attention to me. 

Offline EvelynMarie

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2287 on: June 10, 2011, 02:29:23 PM »
Granted, but itís the kind of attention you'd prefer from a guy. ~She slowly looked him over from head to toe then from his feet back up to his eyes. When she met his eyes again she had a smirk firmly in place on her lips as she winked at him~ Careful what you wish for.

I wish that my hair was easier to manage.

Offline SinfulBliss

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2288 on: June 10, 2011, 02:36:20 PM »
Wish granted, your bald :)

I wish I was an assassin

Offline Zaphod

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2289 on: June 10, 2011, 02:38:42 PM »
Granted but you would have to be bald so that there is nothing to manage. That's as easy as it gets.  :D

I wish it rains today.

Offline EvelynMarie

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2290 on: June 10, 2011, 02:42:53 PM »
I wish I was an assassin
Granted, but you are terrible at you job so you get caught, then the company that hired you had you killed to keep their organization a secret.
I wish it rains today.
Granted, but it rains so hard and so much that flash floods occur
 

I wish that it didnít get so hot in Arizona during the summer


Offline SinfulBliss

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2291 on: June 10, 2011, 02:49:34 PM »
Wish granted, they had to make you ugly to make it less hot ;)

I wish I had more free time

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2292 on: June 10, 2011, 02:55:07 PM »
Granted. Your Fired, divorced, and homeless.

I wish [you] would buy me lunch.

Offline EvelynMarie

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2293 on: June 10, 2011, 03:06:59 PM »
Granted, but I buy you something you don't like, because I have no idea what you like or don;t like food wise, and I accidentaly kill you because you have a food allergy I didn't know about.

I wish I had a better mircowave then the one I have right now. (Im serioous, it always gives me trouble when it comes to frozen pizzas, burritos and other fronzzen lunch/dinner  items)

Offline SinfulBliss

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2294 on: June 10, 2011, 03:25:03 PM »
Wish granted but after cooking one item it explodes

I wish I had a dog

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2295 on: June 10, 2011, 04:28:39 PM »
Granted, but the dog that you now have is the ugliest, meanest dog in existence.

I wish that I didn't have so much trouble relaxing.

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2296 on: June 10, 2011, 04:33:14 PM »
You now relax at the drop of a hat. Trouble is, you are also a heavy drug user.

I wish I was highly qualified at something useful.

Offline elone

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2297 on: June 10, 2011, 04:39:57 PM »
Granted, unfortunately you are now highly qualified as a crash test dummy.

I wish I could take a vacation to a wonderful south sea island.

Offline Belle33

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2298 on: June 10, 2011, 04:59:17 PM »
Wish granted, that will be $10,000 please. 

I wish my neighbor's dog wasn't so fond of my leg.  *laughs*

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2299 on: June 10, 2011, 05:00:33 PM »
Now the dog hates your leg.. and bites it , making war not love.

I wish [you] was fond of my "leg"