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Offline Adammair

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2250 on: June 08, 2011, 04:12:26 AM »
Wish granted, but you're being chased by Uruk-hai and Nazgul, so you don't get to enjoy your exploration.

I wish...to go to Ireland and kiss the Blarney Stone, to gain the gift of gab.

Offline EvelynMarie

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2251 on: June 08, 2011, 04:16:38 AM »
Granted but you gab in gibberish and no one understands you.

I wish that wishes on shooting starts came true

Online Phoenixrisen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2252 on: June 08, 2011, 01:47:19 PM »
Granted, but everyone else who has ever wished on a star got theirs too, let's just see what's become of the world...

I wish that rate of pay was actually based off of the difficulty of work done.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2253 on: June 08, 2011, 01:55:36 PM »
Granted, but then businesses start going bankrupt from having to pay more than they can afford, and everyone ends up jobless.

 I wish I could dance.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2254 on: June 08, 2011, 02:17:56 PM »
Magical shoes enable you to dance.. but not to stop dancing. BWAHAHA.

I want Cio Bella to start making my idea for Lemon sorbet Ice cream bars..

Offline Linwood Badr

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2255 on: June 08, 2011, 03:12:29 PM »
Granted, but Cio Bella soon goes out of business because everyone else seems to hate the new flavor.

I wish I had enough money to buy a house.

Offline voixdecoeur

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2256 on: June 08, 2011, 03:17:44 PM »
Wish granted, but everyone that gets on your nerves hears that you've bought a house, and they all decide to come live with you. You now live in a crowded house filled with people that make you want to tear our your hair.

I wish to be content with what life's handed me.

Offline Linwood Badr

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2257 on: June 08, 2011, 05:18:26 PM »
(>> Really? fml...and I quit my job just to gain them all back...)

Granted, but everyone hates how calm and content you are, and dis-friends you.

I wish I had telepathy.

Online Phoenixrisen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2258 on: June 08, 2011, 09:06:44 PM »
Granted. Unfortunately, you only hear things about yourself, all bad.

I wish that food didn't cost so much.

Offline cartun

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2259 on: June 08, 2011, 09:14:42 PM »
Wish granted. You can now eat as much of that as you like, get fat and be happy!  XD

I wish I could get outta this room....

Offline Shimeka

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2260 on: June 09, 2011, 03:54:25 AM »
Granted! Hope you like your new room! Oh and before you go... Say hello to the devil for me!


I wish I was the ruler of the universe! *Laughs diabolically *

Offline cartun

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2261 on: June 09, 2011, 04:16:26 AM »
Wish granted! You are now used to measure the universe! *toothy grin*

I wish I was some kind of a superhero that people look up to.


Offline Adammair

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2262 on: June 09, 2011, 04:26:37 AM »
Dammit...ninja'd by someone with the same idea as me!

Granted! Hope you like your new room! Oh and before you go... Say hello to the devil for me!

I wish I was the ruler of the universe! *Laughs diabolically *

Granted, but every tree on every inhabitable planet is used for the wood to make you a "ruler" (metric?) that large, thus causing a lack of oxygen on those planets, and killing off all life in the universe.

Wish granted! You are now used to measure the universe! *toothy grin*

I wish I was some kind of a superhero that people look up to.

Granted, but now you're normal size, but everyone else has shrunk to the size of ants, and you inadvertently step on several every time you walk, killing thousands...millions, even.

I wish I had a job I enjoyed, doing something I love.

Offline Shimeka

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2263 on: June 09, 2011, 04:36:14 AM »
Dammit...ninja'd by someone with the same idea as me!

Haha! ^.^


Granted! You shall love any and every job or task you do forever more! *Laughs diabolically while mind controlling you to love everything you do! *

I wish... All the bad people would explode!

Offline cartun

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2264 on: June 09, 2011, 04:45:18 AM »
Wish granted, all of the 'bad people' just exploded in their pants, sobbing.

I wish I could become a bad mofo like Samuel L. Jackson.

Offline Shimeka

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2265 on: June 09, 2011, 05:04:33 AM »
Granted! *Picks up a phone book* Let me see here... AH YES! You become 'A Samuel L. Jackson' and a bad one at that... not THE Samuel L Jackson! *Laughs diabolically *


I wish I was powerful!
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Offline Belle33

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2266 on: June 09, 2011, 05:03:55 PM »
Granted, you are now filled with the power 50,000 volts of electricity which, sadly - is fatal.

I wish my car got 200 miles per gallon of gas.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2267 on: June 09, 2011, 05:07:21 PM »
Granted, but when people find out, your car is stolen. You now have no vehicle.

 I wish I could teleport with a single thought of where I wish to go.

Offline Adammair

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2268 on: June 09, 2011, 05:12:18 PM »
I hate being ninja'd!

I wish my car got 200 miles per gallon of gas.

Granted, you get stranded 200 miles from home for every gallon of gas in your car. ;D

Granted, but when people find out, your car is stolen. You now have no vehicle.

 I wish I could teleport with a single thought of where I wish to go.

Granted, but every time you teleport, you lose your memory of where you just were, and thus, can't go back.

I wish to win the lottery with a lump sum of at least 100 million dollars.

Offline Linwood Badr

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2269 on: June 09, 2011, 07:50:52 PM »
Granted but a parade of charities pass you by that you're only left with one thousand dollars.

I wish you could ctrl-z in real life.

Offline One-Eyed Jack

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2270 on: June 09, 2011, 07:57:31 PM »
Granted, but with each Ctl-Z you lose a month of life

I wish Sarah Palin would shut up and read a history book

Offline cartun

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2271 on: June 09, 2011, 08:39:53 PM »
Wish granted. Sarah Palin is now awfully smart and is elected as our next president! Congrats!

I wish I could fly, without getting thrown or via planes!

Offline Lilitu

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2272 on: June 09, 2011, 09:06:55 PM »
I wish my cookies weren't too hot to eat.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2273 on: June 09, 2011, 09:12:44 PM »
Wish granted. Sarah Palin is now awfully smart and is elected as our next president! Congrats!

I wish I could fly, without getting thrown or via planes!

Granted! You're able to fly and do so wonderfully.
Unfortunately you've not yet mastered landing and tend to get seriously injured when you attempt such an act.

I wish I could eat everything I liked without getting ill or fat.

Offline Linwood Badr

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2274 on: June 09, 2011, 11:42:55 PM »
Granted, but your body loses all of it's fat cells so it can't keep any of the food you eat which causes you to eat constantly.

I wish people who lied to me automatically had to speak the truth afterwards.