Dammit...ninja'd by someone with the same idea as me!
Granted! Hope you like your new room! Oh and before you go... Say hello to the devil for me!
I wish I was the ruler of the universe! *Laughs diabolically *
Granted, but every tree on every inhabitable planet is used for the wood to make you a "ruler" (metric?) that large, thus causing a lack of oxygen on those planets, and killing off all life in the universe.
Wish granted! You are now used to measure the universe! *toothy grin*
I wish I was some kind of a superhero that people look up to.
Granted, but now you're normal size, but everyone else has shrunk to the size of ants, and you inadvertently step on several every time you walk, killing thousands...millions, even.
I wish I had a job I enjoyed, doing something I love.