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Offline armybirchguy45

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2225 on: April 08, 2011, 09:05:07 PM »
Wish granted, you can use magic like in a fantasy anime. Unfortunately, you've just become the only person who can't get a single spell right...

I wish I was able to travel to, and survive on, other planets...
« Last Edit: April 08, 2011, 09:10:26 PM by armybirchguy45 »

Offline Belle33

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2226 on: April 08, 2011, 10:45:02 PM »
Wish granted, but you're all alone and you can't get back  :-\

I wish I were more graceful and less clumsy *points to bruised knee*

Offline Hiding In Emotions

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2227 on: April 14, 2011, 02:10:27 AM »
Wish granted, but that really sexy guy that WAS going to be a big part of your life, will no longer stop to help you back up.

I wish my clothes would wash themselfs.

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2228 on: April 14, 2011, 03:12:46 AM »
Your 'clothes' wash themselves. But it is a bit of a challenge to walk around dressed in living rats, isn't it?

I wish my garden would dry up soon so I can rake last year's leaves off it.

Offline ExisD

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2229 on: April 14, 2011, 04:29:10 AM »
Your garden dries up, and keeps on drying until it's a new desert.

I wish the weather would be consistent for just one week.

Offline GreenEyes

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2230 on: April 14, 2011, 08:58:40 AM »
Wish granted , the weather is pouring rain that keeps on for 40 days and floods the earth.

I wish my finals were over.

Offline Antioch

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2231 on: April 14, 2011, 09:01:39 AM »
Granted....Now your wrist's ache and writhe in pain because you just wrote a five hundred page essay and you have to do it again because you failed.

I wish I was roleplaying right now..

Online Phoenixrisen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2232 on: April 14, 2011, 11:54:27 AM »
Granted, but you're role playing with a six year old that barely knows basic spelling, forget about grammar.

I wish that I would stop having random aches and pains.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2233 on: April 14, 2011, 02:49:15 PM »
Wish granted. You now have a single, constant, localized ache on your left big toe.

I wish I were better at drawing.

Offline mrsjaz

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2234 on: April 17, 2011, 01:47:42 AM »
Wish granted, your much better at drawing today but tomorrow you'll just go back to being rubbish at it again!

I wish people would say what they really mean and also mean what they actually say.

Offline Heidili

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2235 on: April 18, 2011, 01:01:15 AM »
Granted, but now they are all saying really bad things!

I wish I wasn't so terribly distracted with elliquiy so I could go clean my kitchen

Online Phoenixrisen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2236 on: April 18, 2011, 04:21:16 PM »
Granted, you lose all interest in E, and can't stop thinking about cleaning. Eventually you even stop eating, and people who care about you commit you for your own protection. On the up side, the meds are really starting to help...

I wish everyone could just get along with each other and work as a team to get good things done.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2237 on: June 01, 2011, 12:35:11 PM »
Granted.. Everything gets done in record time.. as soon as everything is done though.. humanity fades into a mass sucide of boardom.. the last person alive is driven mad by not being able to off herself.. cause there is no one left to burry the body.

I wish for hot homosexuals to run rampet fucking in the streers.

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2238 on: June 03, 2011, 01:01:47 PM »
You got it. Sadly, they are all 80+ year old if still hot for their age. But hey, join'em if you like what you see!

I wish the pope admitted he is really an atheist.

Online Phoenixrisen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2239 on: June 03, 2011, 10:29:33 PM »
Can't you just see that headline, "Christ Descends From Heaven, Atheist Pope No More". ;)

I wish that there were no conceited people.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2240 on: June 03, 2011, 10:45:14 PM »
Poof, E has gone away.

I wish for more Top Gear UK....

Offline Belle33

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2241 on: June 05, 2011, 09:09:28 AM »
Wish granted, but it turns out your mother was right and you go blind due to too much masturbation which means - you can't enjoy the game.  But everyone else does - so thanks!

I wish I knew what happened to all the May wishes.

Offline Adammair

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2242 on: June 05, 2011, 11:35:06 AM »
Wish granted, but they all turned into May flowers, and were eaten by Junebugs.

I wish...to be able to control my wife's willingness for sex.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2243 on: June 07, 2011, 10:02:39 AM »
You gain the ability... and it works... well.. sort of.. everytime you turn the knob up increses her want for other men, woman , dogs.. suggestivly shaped fruit... everything.. but you... every time you turn it down.... only her desire for you shrinks.

I want a new keyboard damnit.

Offline Adammair

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2244 on: June 07, 2011, 03:05:03 PM »
Wish granted, but every time you hit the spacebar, a random key changes to a new position, while the character/number on it remains the same.

I wish...to be able to hear more clearly.

Online Phoenixrisen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2245 on: June 07, 2011, 04:59:48 PM »
Granted, you begin to hear exactly what a person means instead of what they actually say, making several people think that you are insane.

I wish that people would treat the Earth with more respect.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2246 on: June 07, 2011, 05:18:23 PM »
Granted.. We treat nature much more like a Threat to humanity, cooling the core to prevent the earth from hurting us further, thus dooming humanity to the vastness of space.

I wish fox would stop canceling perfectly good shows at near random. 

Offline EvelynMarie

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2247 on: June 07, 2011, 06:35:27 PM »
Granted, except now you have to deal with the fact that all the bad shows that deserved to be canceled are back now.

That being said, I wish Firefly would be continued.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2248 on: June 08, 2011, 03:50:56 AM »
Granted... just watch how Weaton shows get during season 6 and 7... yeah..... just getting your wish is bad enough.

I want a new mac book....

Offline EvelynMarie

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2249 on: June 08, 2011, 04:05:16 AM »
Granted, but its just an instruction manual from Mac.

I wish The Shire was real and that I could go explore it