Wow! This thread is really generating some creativity in perverting the wishes of those who post.
However, I would like to remind everyone that in this thread perverted does not have the obvious meaning and we need to make sure, as this is a public thread, that PG-13 standards are adhered to at all times.
Keep on having fun, though, and creating those responses to the wishes of other. I love reading them!
As for Swordsman's wish - It's granted, however, you will never think of having sex with her or anyone else ever again!
I wish the Steelers had won the Super Bowl!