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Offline violet girl

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2175 on: February 07, 2011, 12:25:48 AM »
Granted....you were a best selling author, before that neverending bout of writer's block ended the career early.

I wish I was a world renowned chef

Granted, but you are a world renowned school cafeteria chef...

I wish I were a world traveler...

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2176 on: February 07, 2011, 12:28:59 AM »
Granted...you were a world traveler till you ended upon a wrong place and ended up being trapped there.

I wish I was utterly perfect in any activity I performed.

Offline DGblitz

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2177 on: February 07, 2011, 12:31:52 AM »
Granted....but now everyone is jealous, and no one will talk to you.

I wish I was friends with everyone

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2178 on: February 07, 2011, 12:36:19 AM »
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I wish I were a world traveler...


Granted. You grew up in Constantinople during the final years of the Byzantine empire and was one of the thousands of women taken captive and sold as slaves when the Ottomans took the city in 1453. You were sold to a handsome young eastern Christian nobleman and would follow him on his journeys to Europe and far into Asia - always as his concubine/lover and slave, though. On some occasions your group would be attacked by nomads and you were whipped and used by them before you and yours managed to escape.

I wish I were on my knees sucking cock right now, hands bound behind my back.
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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2179 on: February 07, 2011, 12:40:22 AM »
Granted..but sadly the man who places his phallus into your awaiting mouth has no control and ejaculates after just a few seconds of stimulation thus ending your wish much sooner than you expected.

I wish I could be in bed with a beautiful girl, just holding her, not even thinking about having sex with her.
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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2180 on: February 07, 2011, 01:33:00 PM »
Wow!  This thread is really generating some creativity in perverting the wishes of those who post.

However, I would like to remind everyone that in this thread perverted does not have the obvious meaning and we need to make sure, as this is a public thread, that PG-13 standards are adhered to at all times.

Keep on having fun, though, and creating those responses to the wishes of other.  I love reading them! ;D


As for Swordsman's wish - It's granted, however, you will never think of having sex with her or anyone else ever again!

I wish the Steelers had won the Super Bowl!
« Last Edit: February 07, 2011, 01:35:24 PM by Beguile's Mistress »

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2181 on: February 07, 2011, 03:35:51 PM »
Granted..But a group of Packers fans hunt you down to change it back to the way it was. So now you are on the run from them.

(Sorry, I will keep it PG-13 from now on. And you know what is funny. I actually would not mind not thinking about having sex with anyone ever again. I think my life would be so much better in fact.)

I wish that the next person's wish allows them to get exactly what they intend without unforeseen consequences.

Offline mrsjaz

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2182 on: February 07, 2011, 07:24:22 PM »
Granted, given that Iím the next person   >:)  Your wish is now redundant !


Can I please find a lover with less ego.


Offline blue rose

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2183 on: February 12, 2011, 11:40:14 AM »
Granted, but now You have to look for one that acutally has a spine......


I wish they had sampler pizza's, half a slice each so I wouldn't have to choose which one to order

Offline mrsjaz

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2184 on: February 14, 2011, 03:28:01 AM »
Granted, and as their first customer you get yours free, there on there way by truck, hundred of thousands of Samplerís pizzas. (great name for a shop)  :-)


I wish I could go to the dentist and not be afraid.  :-(

Offline Vezaphire

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2185 on: February 14, 2011, 12:52:26 PM »
Granted - you are now lobotomized, such that you can't properly feel anything, including fear.

I wish I had a cybernetic implant granting me internet access anywhere in the world, displayed directly into my mind.

Offline DGblitz

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2186 on: February 14, 2011, 02:17:58 PM »
Granted, but unfortunately, you forgot to ask for antivirus software.......System Error.......Crash. Oh dear, looks like you need to have everything wiped.

I wish I had the power to make anything I said come true.

Offline blue rose

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2187 on: February 15, 2011, 12:17:00 PM »
Granted, but if you say something paradoxal, the universe will explode and leave you alone and nekkid.


I wish I was a harem girl

Offline alxnjsh

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2188 on: February 15, 2011, 07:07:23 PM »
Granted and your wonderful harem assignment is the stable cleaner.

I wish I had time to yoga every day.

Offline Lesonac

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2189 on: February 23, 2011, 01:14:56 AM »
Wish granted, but you do so much yoga that you become a yoga pretzel :o

I wish I could draw better

Offline BeaconOfSpirit

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2190 on: February 23, 2011, 02:31:40 PM »
Granted, but your only drawing talent is for caricatures so obscene that they would squick out ANYONE.

I wish I could have a good frigate and a crew to man her.

Offline Lesonac

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2191 on: February 23, 2011, 04:44:14 PM »
Wish granted, but the frigate is a hand me down and your crew turn into undead pirates.

I wish I could win the lottery

Offline alxnjsh

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2192 on: February 23, 2011, 06:06:33 PM »
Granted, you've won the church bake sale lottery and your prize is a pan of brownies handmade by Mrs. Bumgarten, known for picking her nose.

I wish I could clone myself.

Offline Aeval

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2193 on: February 23, 2011, 09:17:09 PM »
GRANTED! However..there was a slight error: some kind of gene mutation- just a little one- so although your clone looks EXACTLY like you..he behaves exactly the OPPOSITE of you!

I wish I could teleport everywhere and not have to fly!

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2194 on: March 02, 2011, 04:33:20 PM »
Granted! Sadly, this ability does not extend to luggage. Or clothing.

I wish I could have my cardiovascular system replaced with one that worked properly, god damn it!

Offline Anesa

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2195 on: March 02, 2011, 06:57:52 PM »
Granted! Sadly, this ability does not extend to luggage. Or clothing.

I wish I could have my cardiovascular system replaced with one that worked properly, god damn it!

Wish granted, however your new heart that beats strong and healthy has lost it's capacity to love and now you have a  blind, cruel, selfish and unloving heart...

I wish I would find that one person who wanted to know the real me...

Offline Aeval

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2196 on: March 02, 2011, 08:50:30 PM »
You have darling! And that person is right here! Right now! Only...that person  is a 'she' and not a 'he'  ;D

I wish the snow would all melt away like..right now!!

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2197 on: March 03, 2011, 03:30:11 AM »
Wish granted, all snow melts away and land is cleared from it. But it resulted from global warming and so it melted icebergs also and suddenly land was filled with water instead, sinking cities and countries and leave only few islands standing above sea surface.

I wish I would have more time to post between Elliquiy and RPol without sacrificing playing WoW nor disregard my schooling.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2198 on: March 03, 2011, 07:50:15 AM »
Granted! Sadly, this is because Elliquiy, RPol, and WoW all develop server issues that has each only up for ten minutes a day. But they aren't the same ten minutes, so plenty of time to go from one to the next....

I wish I had an easier time waking up in the morning.

Offline mrsjaz

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2199 on: March 04, 2011, 07:00:57 PM »
Granted,  Unfortunately you desired the "easier time" more and more, and the later you became for work, the more problems it created, untill you lost your job.

I want the location of real treasure, that would  make me rich beyond my wildest dreams just like the Count of Monte Cristo did.