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Offline Remiel

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2150 on: January 14, 2011, 12:46:52 PM »
Success! You are now highly motivated.  Unfortunately, on the way out of the house you are run over by a semi truck, turning you into a quadriplegic that can do nothing but stare at the T.V. in your hospital room all day while your brain drives you crazy with your new motivation.

I wish for more wishes.

Offline Keaira

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2151 on: January 14, 2011, 03:05:02 PM »
Granted but the genie left after the third wish, leaving your extra wishes ungranted.                                     I wish I had a million smackeroos!

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2152 on: January 14, 2011, 03:05:52 PM »
Granted but word gets around and soon people are begging at your door for money at all hours of the day.

I wish I could teleport.

Offline Sweet Trouble

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2153 on: January 14, 2011, 03:14:39 PM »
Granted... but time you try to teleport you end up some where other than your intended destination.

I wish I had an endless supply of chocolate.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2154 on: January 14, 2011, 03:17:49 PM »
Granted, you receive only melted chocolate and end up drowning in it.

I wish I could snap my fingers and make women aroused.

Offline Wolfy

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2155 on: January 14, 2011, 04:21:04 PM »
Granted. Everytime you snap your fingers, Women will instantly be aroused to suspicion about you. You shall be lonely for the rest of your life because no woman will trust you. :D


I wish....I had another wish.

Offline Aria

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2156 on: January 15, 2011, 03:56:37 PM »
you now have another wish, but the genie has already given you the wish you just wished, ans refuses to grant the new one. In addition to that, you now have an insatiable wish to hug moving cars, since this is the wish the genie gave you. ((if that makes any sense...sorry, my brain is starting to malfunction slightly)

I wish I owned the moon.

Offline Wolfy

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2157 on: January 15, 2011, 07:47:46 PM »
Granted. It crashes into the planet, killing us all.

I wish that wish had never happened. :/

Offline Swordsman18

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2158 on: January 16, 2011, 12:06:40 AM »
I wish that a moon princess came down to be my wife. Since those two wishes before me kind canceled each other out.

Offline BeaconOfSpirit

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2159 on: January 17, 2011, 12:06:53 AM »
Wish granted. She comes down to marry you. Unfortunately, she insists on living in her domain, where you die due to the regrettable lack of a breathable atmosphere.

I wish I could have a good cuddle right now.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2160 on: January 17, 2011, 01:03:48 AM »
Granted, but it is my patented ninja cuddlehug of dewm, and you are forever ensnared. Muahaha.

I wish I had an endless supply of coffee!

Offline BeaconOfSpirit

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2161 on: January 17, 2011, 01:42:34 AM »
Granted, but it is ALL Dunkin Donuts French Vanilla. Hope you like it.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner... Naw, just kidding. I wish I had a horse.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2162 on: January 17, 2011, 02:46:45 AM »
Too late!  You turn into the largest, thickest, juiciest Oscar Mayer Weiner.  Larger than the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile!  Unfortunately, due to your second wish, you are eaten alive by the horse you wished for ;)

I wish I was in a 'Saw' movie.  Better yet, I wish I was in one of the 'Saw' traps, so I could really see how much I truly value my life.

Offline Swordsman18

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2163 on: January 17, 2011, 02:54:41 AM »
Granted. But you ended up in one of the traps made by Amanda. So there was no way out of the reverse bear trap and you are killed by  opening your mouth forever.

I wish I could see through women's clothing.

Offline BeaconOfSpirit

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2164 on: January 17, 2011, 10:51:09 AM »
Granted. Unfortunately, your gaze becomes an Evil Eye, striking all women you look upon with a spontaneous case of advanced leprosy, thereby spoiling the view, and REALLY pissing them off.

I wish I could have a hug. (I'm easy to please, lol)

Offline mrsjaz

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2165 on: January 25, 2011, 08:29:38 AM »
No problems wish granted... Here comes the biggest and most aggressive hug you will ever receive from a.... brown bear, pity you didn't live to enjoy it.  :-)

I wish I had enough courage to kiss a woman. :-*     


Offline Kittyx

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2166 on: February 05, 2011, 04:57:04 AM »
Wish granted.

You get to kiss an old woman on the hand... but you make her day at least! =P

i wish i had the power of force feilds

Offline blue rose

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2167 on: February 05, 2011, 06:21:00 AM »
Granted, unfortunately you can't find the right batteries for the remote control to get them down again and now you have the most effective electronic chastitybelt ever made !

I wish I was a mermaid.

Offline DGblitz

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2168 on: February 05, 2011, 11:19:19 PM »
Granted. You turn into a beautiful mermaid....who gets caught by a fishing boat, and sold to further scientific study.

I wish I made a living writing.

Offline blue rose

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2169 on: February 06, 2011, 04:40:50 AM »
Granted, but it's writing Dear Abby answers in a lady's magazine


I wish I wouldn't have to work

Offline Zireena

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2170 on: February 06, 2011, 05:23:16 AM »
Granted, but the downside of not working is you quickly run out of money, becoming a hobo.

I wish I could be completely happy.

Offline Endorphin

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2171 on: February 06, 2011, 05:50:30 AM »
Granted, though it doesn't last for long... and soon you'll need another (expensive) fix.

I wish I could selectively read peoples' thoughts.

Offline blue rose

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2172 on: February 06, 2011, 10:45:04 AM »
Granted !  But you can only read dirty little old men's minds.


I wish I was famous

Offline violet girl

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2173 on: February 07, 2011, 12:15:07 AM »
Granted, but the paparazzi surround your house every waking (and sleeping) hour!

I wish I were a best-selling author...
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Offline DGblitz

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2174 on: February 07, 2011, 12:21:56 AM »
Granted....you were a best selling author, before that neverending bout of writer's block ended the career early.

I wish I was a world renowned chef