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Offline Aria

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2100 on: December 21, 2010, 10:00:14 PM »
granted. every month you can only speak a different language. Over many years this will add up to become every language ever spoken, including the ones ten year olds make up for S&G. You may only understand the language for that particular month. ((I.E., you understand every language on earth, but not at one time))

I wish that I was the greatest musical composer to ever exist in our universe.

Offline Villain

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2101 on: December 22, 2010, 05:38:44 PM »
Wish granted, sadly bethoven died a long time ago

I wish I was able to pull off the top hat look

Offline Sasha

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2102 on: December 25, 2010, 09:47:34 PM »

Wish granted ....but now your too tall and your pants are high waters ....

I wish to wake up and have the whole house clean .

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2103 on: December 26, 2010, 12:37:56 AM »
granted everything in the houase is gone thus clean

I wish to be able to get out of the house

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2104 on: December 26, 2010, 12:40:40 AM »
Granted, but you can never return...

I wish I was too sexy for my shirt.

Offline Muff Diver

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2105 on: December 29, 2010, 04:16:17 AM »
Granted. You're too sexy for any shirt and any other article of clothing. Nudist!

I wish I was a skilled gymnast.

Offline Scribbles

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2106 on: December 29, 2010, 05:27:20 AM »
Granted but you hurt yourself badly during a routine and can never walk again. At least you know you're skilled...

I wish for a rampaging minotaur!

Offline Villain

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2107 on: December 29, 2010, 06:24:27 AM »
Wish granted but it goes and...well...its a rampaging minotaur...it rampages over you

I wish I was a samurai

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2108 on: December 29, 2010, 09:53:46 AM »
Granted, but you're getting assassinated by a Ninja.

I wish nothing bad happened with me.

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2109 on: December 29, 2010, 09:57:14 AM »
It didn't. You lived safe, warm, fed and unchallenged to very old age and never felt an ounce of hurt or unhappiness or fear, dying peacefully in your sleep.

Essentially you never got a chance to mature. I pity you.


I want to die fast and furiously.

Offline DiverseDesires

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2110 on: December 29, 2010, 11:24:48 AM »
granted - you die fast and furiously again and again and again, every day in fact, and wake up the next morning to have to do it all over again.

I wish there was no time difference between the States and the UK

Offline Pauper45

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2111 on: December 29, 2010, 09:35:04 PM »
The horrible blending of the two cultures creates a utopia, boring and uneventful and soon the other countries attack out of mercy.  Differences are what make the world beautiful.  ;)

I wish I didn't have to poop.  :P

Offline Aria

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2112 on: December 30, 2010, 01:56:09 AM »
wish granted, but now your pants are sticky, uncomfortable, and smell terrible.

I wish i were a pretty woman.

Offline kckolbe

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2113 on: December 31, 2010, 12:17:36 PM »
Granted.  You were a pretty woman, but have aged horribly.

I wish I'd produced a video game RPG.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2114 on: December 31, 2010, 12:36:13 PM »
Granted!  Your game depicts all the negative aspects of life (racism, rape, molestation, prejudice, murder, drugs, prostitution etc.)  Causing the population to hunt you down and beat you to death with soap bar-filled socks for creating such a realistic and terrifying game.

I wish someone made better sense of that answer than I did.

Offline kckolbe

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2115 on: December 31, 2010, 12:37:40 PM »
I made Grand Theft Auto?

I wish I received the royalties on that game.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2116 on: December 31, 2010, 12:41:25 PM »
lmao Why didn't I think of that? *facepalms*

Granted!  You become a millionaire and decide to create a real-life version, but soon realize it only takes one shot to the head for a "Game Over!" when you turn your back on your drug-dealing buddies ;)

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2117 on: January 01, 2011, 05:34:08 AM »
Drools over the avatar above for a little bit.

Wishes he had a question.

Offline DiverseDesires

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2118 on: January 01, 2011, 05:46:28 AM »
Your wish is granted - you have a question, a question that takes so long to be asked you grow old and too feeble to answer it when it is finished.

I wish I could afford to buy some new books on amazon today


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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2119 on: January 01, 2011, 05:50:44 AM »
You will sell your body on the streets and get the money, you order a book but before you get it you die into some sort of a disease.  :'(  ( Too grim? )

I wish I never grew old.

Offline kckolbe

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2120 on: January 01, 2011, 11:31:10 AM »
You become a Twilight vampire, cursed to stay the same age forever, glitter for no reason, and are drawn to immature girls.

I wish for the next Twilight or Nicholas Sparks movie to fail miserably at the box office, and for women everywhere to see the depicted relationships as unhealthy.

Offline Tick

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2121 on: January 02, 2011, 12:29:50 AM »
Granted, they recognize them as unhealthy but enter such relationships more frequently. And while the next movie fails at the box office, DVD sails skyrocket for no apparent reason and the next three movies get the highest net profit from any movie ever.

I wish I knew how to repair my laptops OS.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2122 on: January 02, 2011, 12:35:49 AM »
Granted!  You're brain knows how to repair it, but your body doesn't, so you end up breaking your laptop to impossible repair.  Your brain then gets hot and has a mind of its own as it forces your body to beat the hell out of itself.

I wish my heart could never be broken

Offline Tick

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2123 on: January 02, 2011, 02:21:19 AM »
Granted, your heart turns to stone and squished the rest of your organs. .... Eww.

I wish my cold would go away.

Offline Endorphin

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2124 on: January 02, 2011, 04:54:48 AM »
Granted. It takes the same week to pass that every other cold does.

I wish I could get paid obscene amounts of money for playing games.