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Offline Pauper45

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2075 on: December 19, 2010, 09:52:32 PM »
Wish granted.  It's worth hundreds!  Except it looks just like all your other dimes... in that bathtub of dimes... good luck finding it!  ;)

I wish... I could read minds.

Offline Aria

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2076 on: December 19, 2010, 10:10:19 PM »
you can now read all the content on this random website.
http://www.minds.com/

I wish that I had Eggnog

Offline Villain

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2077 on: December 20, 2010, 07:02:16 PM »
You have eggnog but it's made out of the most artificial of artificial flavourings. Enjoy!

I wish I could punch god

Offline Aria

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2078 on: December 20, 2010, 07:14:09 PM »
Me too. i don't wanna pervert this one....

You succeed. You have poured Hawaiian punch on god. he uses his miraculous abilities to heal himself and sends you to hell.

i wish homophobia vanished from the world.

Offline Villain

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2079 on: December 20, 2010, 07:20:00 PM »
Wish granted but now all the biggots have to find something else to hate so they choose to hate the first thing they see. Now mailmen everywhere must carry a shotgun.

I wish I was a great detective

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2080 on: December 20, 2010, 07:34:44 PM »
Wish Granted.  Your great skills have caused you to find the cure for AIDS!  Little did you know, the cure for AIDS is found in a very rare blood type that only you have.

I wish for a girlfriend that loves me as much as I love her

Offline Aria

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2081 on: December 20, 2010, 07:38:20 PM »
You somehow end up with a girl who you absolutely hate.

i wish that i could multitask better.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2082 on: December 20, 2010, 08:33:17 PM »
Wish Granted!  You grow two extra pair of arms and join a circus as the real-life SpiderMan

I wish I had perfect 20/20 vision

Offline Villain

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2083 on: December 20, 2010, 08:47:29 PM »
Wish granted you see all the 20/20's your heart desires

I wish I could eat something rare

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2084 on: December 20, 2010, 09:00:54 PM »
Wish Granted!  You open your fridge and find a mysterious foil-wrapped meat.  You open the foil and wrapped in plastic wrap is the meat labeled "Tyrannosaurus Rex"

I wish my hair was pink

Offline Aria

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2085 on: December 20, 2010, 09:04:01 PM »
granted, but not the hair on your head ^.-

I wish My parents were non religious.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2086 on: December 20, 2010, 09:12:59 PM »
LMAO Damn, I should've been specific

Granted!  Your parents disappear without a trace and a new non-religious family replaces them.

I wish it snowed here

Offline Villain

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2087 on: December 20, 2010, 09:15:48 PM »
It snows in 'Here' a small remote village in Norway.

I wish that I could hit stupid people and not get in trouble.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2088 on: December 20, 2010, 09:22:17 PM »
Granted!  Now you hit yourself everyday for making such a stupid wish ;)

I wish my best friend knew how much I really loved her.

Offline Nazora

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2089 on: December 20, 2010, 09:24:08 PM »
Wish granted, but she only finds out through becoming fatally wounded.

I wish I had a bowl of fudge ripple ice cream.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2090 on: December 20, 2010, 10:01:48 PM »
Granted!  The waiter is a known serial killer and has spiked your ice cream with a deadly poison that is unrecognizable and as you enjoy that first bite, you die within seconds.

I wish I had more than one wish

Offline Aria

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2091 on: December 20, 2010, 10:07:18 PM »
you are granted three more wishes. They are all for very terrible std's.

I wish our band could find a new drummer.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2092 on: December 20, 2010, 10:11:54 PM »
Granted!  Your drummer is none other than Tommy Lee and your band shoots to the stars solely on his popularity.

I wish I had a comfy chair to sit in

Offline Moksha

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2093 on: December 21, 2010, 01:23:50 AM »
Granted, but its made of kittens sown together. Live kittens. Still mewing in pain.

Enjoy that chair ;)

I wish I was immortal!!! :D

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2094 on: December 21, 2010, 01:41:59 AM »
lol what an awesome chair.  Soft "and" soothing music :D

Granted!  You live to see all of your loved ones die, the world ends and you float endlessly into the unknown.

I wish my love life existed

Offline Moksha

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2095 on: December 21, 2010, 02:01:43 AM »
I ain't even mad. :D

Granted, however the only sex you will ever be allowed to have EVER is horse sex. And you're always the taker. forever.

I wish that I could become.... perfect.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2096 on: December 21, 2010, 02:11:26 AM »
Wish granted!  You become so perfect that you are declared "King of the World!"

Offline ausyandy

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2097 on: December 21, 2010, 04:41:52 AM »
Hmm no wish of your own?

My wish is to meet the hot guy that lives near me that I've been messaging a bit on a gay dating site.

Offline Aria

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2098 on: December 21, 2010, 05:49:05 AM »
You meet the person, but it ended up being a woman in some elaborate convoluted hoax.

My wish is to become witty.

Offline Moksha

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2099 on: December 21, 2010, 06:49:45 PM »
Granted but now you can only say witty things, never to be serious again.

Oh also, all your words come out in Latin.

I wish I could speak, write, and understand every language on earth fluently.