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Offline Aria

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2025 on: December 12, 2010, 07:55:10 PM »
You are now the proud owner of a very successful lemonade stand on route 66 in the desert, 50 miles from the nearest city. It brings in more than you put into it, thus being successful, but doesn't pay you enough to keep your car. Your S/O dumps you for the shear impracticality of the idea, and you cannot pay for any other monthly assets.

I wish I owned Japan.

Offline Meister

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2026 on: December 13, 2010, 04:16:31 AM »
Wish granted, but in a battle royale between Godzilla, the original Power Rangers, and the tentacle monsters of planet Rapesu, the entire country is devastated and you are found to be incapable of leading the country in its time of greatest crisis. Your term lasts less than 72 hours.

I wish I had a donut with white frosting and rainbow sprinkles.

Offline mrsjaz

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2027 on: December 13, 2010, 09:45:02 AM »
Granted, you quickly buy one from the shop across the road, but you didnít notice the maggots buried deep within.... until you'd already eaten half. 

I wish my legs were longer and more slender 
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Offline Aria

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2028 on: December 13, 2010, 01:12:11 PM »
your legs are now over seventy feet in length, and less than a centimeter in diameter. they are awkward to balance on, and snap under the weight of the rest of your body.

(( i didn't want to RULE it :P but oh well. wish properly perverted, since i didn't specify that.))

I wish for the power to control the internet in its entirety or to control pieces of it at my whim.

Offline Villain

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2029 on: December 13, 2010, 02:33:24 PM »
Wish granted but you are immediately sued by Al Gore

I wish that I could see in the dark

Offline Aria

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2030 on: December 13, 2010, 02:52:43 PM »
you can now see in the dark, but the light both blinds you temporarily and gives you a splitting headache.

I wish i got perfect grades in all my college classes until i graduate.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2031 on: December 13, 2010, 09:22:45 PM »
Granted, but after graduation you are blamed for cheating and bribe, you then receive a healthy sum of money as a dept for the government and are forced to go trough the course once again.

I wish that every wish would come true.

Offline Meister

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2032 on: December 14, 2010, 01:12:50 AM »
Wish granted, but, despite how now every disease is eradicated on the face of the earth, the global economy is ruined by everyone suddenly finding themselves to be millionaires, thus forcing inflation in the quadruple digits. Reports of rape skyrocket, and a new crime, wish-murder, leads to the near extinction of humanity, the wishes for resurrection unable to keep up. In the end, we destroy ourselves within a handful of generations, the temptation simply too great to stimy the obvious consequences.

I wish I was dead.


Offline Aria

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2033 on: December 14, 2010, 01:34:34 AM »
((you already are silly, you granted the last guys wish:))
you are now dead, as in tired. Though you are still alive.

I wish all mythological creatures became real.

Offline Drivestort

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2034 on: December 18, 2010, 02:54:39 AM »
Granted. You are eaten by a grue. As is everything else.


I wish... I knew what to wish for. Again.

Offline Aria

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2035 on: December 18, 2010, 02:58:50 AM »
The genie tells you to wish it free.

I wish for the color blue.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2036 on: December 18, 2010, 03:20:16 PM »
You get the color blue but it's devoured  by black for black is the color of all that is good and right in the world

Offline Aria

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2037 on: December 18, 2010, 03:39:30 PM »
(if you wished for nothing, then you cease to exist XP)

Then i wish for black

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2038 on: December 18, 2010, 04:04:15 PM »
Then you get black...In the form of a demon who takes control of your body.


I wish  to travel to hades.

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2039 on: December 18, 2010, 04:05:43 PM »
Don't worry, your ticket is already stamped.

I want to end up in Valhalla.

Offline Aria

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2040 on: December 18, 2010, 04:14:46 PM »
The powers that be send you back to high school. Valhalla High Schoo in san diego California. You must go there as a high school student for the rest of eternity.

I wish for cute guy.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2041 on: December 18, 2010, 05:19:32 PM »
Was my wish even perverted?

You get a cute guy...The bad news is it's  Nick Cage and he's very very angry.

I wish to be a Cerberus.

Offline Villain

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2042 on: December 18, 2010, 07:02:18 PM »
Wish granted, but your heads begin to argue with each other and you end up having a fight with yourself.

I wish to be sheriff of this town

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2043 on: December 18, 2010, 07:19:20 PM »
Wish Graned , Except you're overshadowed by batman.

I wish to live in the Marvel Universe.

Offline Aria

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2044 on: December 18, 2010, 07:32:33 PM »
you become a villain right before superman punches you.

I wish for the the moon to crash into the earth.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2045 on: December 18, 2010, 07:54:52 PM »
O.O Uh how did superman (DC) end up in the marvel Universe?

Wish Granted: Nothing happens because the moon is made of cheese.


Offline Aria

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2046 on: December 18, 2010, 08:02:37 PM »
((*Aria's family would disown him right about now* >.>... can we pretend i said the hulk, or something similar?)
(*snacks on cheese)


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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2047 on: December 18, 2010, 10:55:04 PM »
Wish Granted: Hands Aria crackers and a good bottle of wine to go with his moon cheese.


I wish I really had angel wings.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2048 on: December 18, 2010, 11:02:17 PM »
Wish granted. However, you have about 45feet of wingspan and will forever have trouble fitting in society. Let alone fit through a door..

I wish my writing Muse and my drawing Muse were able to cooperate and inspire me at the same time..

Offline Aria

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #2049 on: December 18, 2010, 11:14:55 PM »
wish granted. they both desire to inspire you right after you get trapped on a deserted island with nothing to write on, where you spend the rest of your days. It sinks into the sea before anyone ever sees your work.

I wish my finger would stop bleeding.