You are either not logged in or not registered with our community. Click here to register.
 
December 05, 2016, 09:00:04 PM

Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Login with username, password and session length

Click here if you are having problems.
Default Wide Screen Beige Lilac Rainbow Black & Blue October Send us your theme!

Hark!  The Herald!
Holiday Issue 2016

Wiki Blogs Dicebot

Author Topic: Perverted Wishes  (Read 89409 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Star Safyre

  • Mrs. Fyre or, if you're slightly more daring, O Captain my Captain.
  • Dame
  • Addict
  • *
  • Join Date: Aug 2010
  • Location: Beyond the flesh
  • He who is fixed to a star does not change his mind
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1950 on: October 30, 2010, 10:56:00 AM »
Free lunch!  You just have to hunt and/or gather it!

I wish for my odd assortment of friends and family coming to our Halloween party night get along well.

Offline Star Safyre

  • Mrs. Fyre or, if you're slightly more daring, O Captain my Captain.
  • Dame
  • Addict
  • *
  • Join Date: Aug 2010
  • Location: Beyond the flesh
  • He who is fixed to a star does not change his mind
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1951 on: October 30, 2010, 11:43:34 AM »
POOF!  All oil companies are gone!  ...but we still have no alternative fuel to run all the internal combustion engines.  Civilization grinds to a halt.

I wish to not make myself sick tonight while I imbibe.

Offline Rubicon

  • I do *not* have a problem. A problem is something that can be *solved.*
  • Knight
  • Seducer
  • *
  • Join Date: Sep 2010
  • Location: Northeastern United States
  • Gender: Male
  • The Point of No Return
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1952 on: October 31, 2010, 05:26:17 AM »
Granted! Sadly, this is because you only imbibe tapwater....

I wish I had more time in the day to get writing done...

Offline Endorphin

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1953 on: October 31, 2010, 09:09:19 AM »
Granted. You have heaps of time to get things done. Unfortunately, you also need to rest, work, eat and take care of all the mundane things in life for longer as well.

I wish for a wallet than never runs out of cash.

Offline Kirinis

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1954 on: November 01, 2010, 01:51:26 AM »
Granted.  However, the wallet only produces forged bills.  Good luck explaining that to the authorities.

I wish for an all-expenses paid vacation in the tropics.

Offline Endorphin

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1955 on: November 01, 2010, 02:07:44 AM »
Granted. And how about we'll also throw in a tsunami, just for you.

I wish for a completely functional time machine that nobody knows about or has access to but me.

Offline KikuLei

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1956 on: November 01, 2010, 04:26:08 AM »
Granted, but it breaks down while you're mother is getting ready to get pregnant with you. You see your mom and your daddy getting it on.

I wish for a man who is handsome and knows how to rock his body.

Offline Endorphin

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1957 on: November 01, 2010, 04:32:39 AM »
Granted. I'm here! Though you're probably on the other side of the world. :P

I wish that building a great body didn't take so much time and effort.

Offline Lonestar

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1958 on: November 01, 2010, 06:47:42 AM »
Granted....however you end up with an rare form of chicken pox that vaccine proof!


I wish I had more role-plays on the go!

Offline DiverseDesires

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1959 on: November 01, 2010, 07:07:14 AM »
Granted - you are now being stalked by several RP players who want you to post 5 times a day and have tracked you down (laughs evily) "Mwa ha ha ha "

***


I wish I could write faster

Offline Kirinis

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1960 on: November 02, 2010, 12:28:19 AM »
Granted, you learn a form of short-hand that no one else can ever decipher.

I wish for success in my next endeavor.

Offline Endorphin

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1961 on: November 02, 2010, 03:56:50 AM »
Granted. Your organised crime syndicate is so successful that you attract the attention of every competitor and security agency in the known universe. Things start to go downhill from there.

I wish I could predict the future.

Offline Amelita

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1962 on: November 02, 2010, 05:49:28 AM »
Granted. You now see every mistake you will make, ever changing into something even more drastic as you keep trying to prevent them. You end up in a hut in the mountains, afraid to breathe onto your own shadow in case it led to catastrophic events in the future. Have a nice time.



I wish for a steady, committed and productive muse ::)

Offline Endorphin

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1963 on: November 02, 2010, 06:03:12 AM »
Granted. Your muse is so steady, committed and productive that ideas continually flow from you like a font of knowledge and you are driven to the brink of insanity because you are simply unable to decide which ideas to pursue first.

I wish for a personal harem of the most beautiful women in the world.

Offline Amelita

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1964 on: November 02, 2010, 06:27:37 AM »
Granted. You have a houseful of gorgeous women, each and everyone lusting for you and committed to bringing you pleasure by any means. Tension builds as the women strive to get their turn and you are constantly kept busy. Finally the tension gets to be unbearable and one looses it, smothering the one before her in line with a pillow in her sleep. The others see this as a way to get to you sooner and before you know it you are left with one murderous, raging obsessed woman. Enjoy.


I wish for a harem of the worlds most handsome and hot men. And women. ::)

Offline Amelita

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1965 on: November 02, 2010, 07:03:44 AM »
Granted. You now have an urge to write countless scenes and stories of strong, flirty women and describe the adoration of confident, hot men to a tee. You find yourself writing fractured poetry and from the point of view of a girl. Only thing is, you can't write from a male POV anymore...


I wish for love.

Offline Parlabane

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1966 on: November 02, 2010, 07:15:29 AM »
Granted, you're now the owner of a puppy who'll love you unconditionally forever. And uncontrollably too, but remember that all the mess you'll be clearing up is made by love.

I wish for free vacations.

Offline Endorphin

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1967 on: November 04, 2010, 05:32:29 AM »
Granted, each and every time you take a vacation, it is completely free. Unfortunately, the destination for this vacation is limited to the same ol' miserable, near-inaccessible spot which is inundated by cheapskates who create insufferable queues and traffic for every conceivable activity.

I wish for a very large, delicious strawberry milkshake.

Offline Kirinis

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1968 on: November 04, 2010, 03:22:06 PM »
Granted, you also are placed in the middle of the Gobi Desert with your milkshake.  Have fun.

I wish for a perfectly healthy double-bacon cheeseburger.

Offline Rubicon

  • I do *not* have a problem. A problem is something that can be *solved.*
  • Knight
  • Seducer
  • *
  • Join Date: Sep 2010
  • Location: Northeastern United States
  • Gender: Male
  • The Point of No Return
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1969 on: November 04, 2010, 03:23:47 PM »
Granted! Sadly, it comes in an asbestos drive through window box.

I wish to never disappoint anyone again.

Offline Lonestar

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1970 on: November 05, 2010, 07:26:33 AM »
Granted but all the times you imagined the floor covered in spiders is actually true

I wish I had Spiderman's web slinging ability

Offline msa24680

  • There's no need to complicate. Our time is short. This is our fate, I'm yours.
  • Lord
  • Enchanted
  • *
  • Join Date: Nov 2010
  • Gender: Male
  • Like a bad star, I'm falling faster down to her.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1971 on: November 05, 2010, 07:34:50 AM »
Granted, but you have no control over it and you end up shooting webs out at random times, labeling yourself as a public menace.

I wish I didn't have to go to work today.

Offline Lonestar

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1972 on: November 05, 2010, 07:45:51 AM »
Granted but because you off of work a butterfly flapped its wings in the rain forest causing a chain reaction that leads to global warming

I wish I never caught this cold

Offline Parlabane

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1973 on: November 05, 2010, 08:04:54 AM »
Granted, but it means your body won't now have the antibodies it needs to resist the Superflu when it comes round later this year.

I wish I get a seat on the train this evening, rather than having to stand all the way.

Offline oraphi

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1974 on: November 05, 2010, 08:45:05 AM »
Granted!  Unfortunately the seat you get is the property of a man who insists on calling himself Stabby McStabber.

I wish I had a shirt.