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Offline finewine

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1925 on: October 12, 2010, 11:04:33 PM »
Granted, but then I would have to kiss you and drive you insane.  :-*

I wish to be able to understand and speak french fluently.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1926 on: October 13, 2010, 03:11:06 AM »
Granted but that is the only thing you will be able to speak and understand in life.

I wish for a king sized bed

Offline Rubicon

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1927 on: October 13, 2010, 03:17:24 PM »
You get a bed sized for Nat "King" Cole. And just Nat "King" Cole.

I wish to not be sick any more.

Offline mrsjaz

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1928 on: October 14, 2010, 12:03:17 PM »
Granted, your body becomes fully fitÖ no sign of sickness, but your mind.. That becomes weak and feeble.

I wish I could sing like an angel O:)

Offline Drow Denizen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1929 on: October 14, 2010, 12:08:42 PM »
You can, but the entire world goes deaf..

I wish I could fly.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1930 on: October 15, 2010, 02:39:55 AM »
granted but then you must also become one ...
*watch out for my fly swatter*  >:)

I wish... for constant hot coffee

Offline Scribe08

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1931 on: October 15, 2010, 07:10:01 AM »

granted.. but now you're always on a caffeine high and you rabble on all crazy like, like that nutty lady from The Simpsons who owns all those cats.  XD

I wish my car stereo could also make chocolate sundaes..

Offline Lonestar

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1932 on: October 15, 2010, 07:20:10 AM »
Granted but then the chocolate syrup gets all over your cd's rendering them useless.

I wish I could change color at will ( like a chameleon)

Offline Ironside

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1933 on: October 15, 2010, 10:26:24 AM »
Granted, but you are captured by the government and subjected to horrible tests.
I wish Cannabis was legal...

Offline Seara

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1934 on: October 15, 2010, 11:50:34 AM »
It becomes legal but then an organisation of people against it makes a virus that kills all the plants.

I wish my muse would stay around.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1935 on: October 15, 2010, 06:48:39 PM »
Granted with no restriction.

I wish my party wins this year's general elections. Is it too serious?

Offline Rubicon

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1936 on: October 16, 2010, 01:49:32 AM »
Granted -- sadly, it's your weekend beer-blast party that wins the general election, not your political party -- but hey, beer tax goes way down after that.

I wish for better health (or at least mood) than this.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1937 on: October 16, 2010, 07:09:12 AM »
granted however you must say the word "SEGA" every 2 minutes for life involuntarily.

I wish for amazing sexual prowess

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1938 on: October 16, 2010, 08:07:19 AM »
Your sexual skills only work on turnips.

I wish for an orgy!

Offline Lonestar

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1939 on: October 16, 2010, 09:38:23 PM »
granted....with gorillas!

I want a sex slave girl

Offline mrsjaz

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1940 on: October 17, 2010, 07:30:23 AM »
Granted,

..but as you  blow up the life size doll it bursts. ;D

I wish to have the longest lasting orgasm in the world.


« Last Edit: October 17, 2010, 11:53:34 AM by mrsjaz »

Offline Lonestar

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1941 on: October 17, 2010, 07:38:12 AM »
granted! However, it occurs while you are falling off a 30 story building


I wish for two well behaved children

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1942 on: October 17, 2010, 07:54:17 AM »
Maury voice: "And you are... NOT the father!"

I wish for all my students to pass the state Reading test next week.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1943 on: October 18, 2010, 06:00:49 AM »
yay! they pass. The test grader was Dan Quayle though.....P-O-T-A-T-O-E!


I wish for a get rich quick scheme to actually get me rich quick

Offline Rubicon

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1944 on: October 19, 2010, 02:49:40 PM »
Ponzi schemes are really very effective at getting the runner fast wealth. Of course, he then has to give it back and go to prison....

I wish for my wife to have everlasting youth and health.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1945 on: October 19, 2010, 05:09:22 PM »
You now work 0 hours a week and have no income!

I wish my muse was a bit stronger after work.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1946 on: October 19, 2010, 05:26:34 PM »
Granted, your work ends...forever, leaving you free to write.

I wish for an unpervertable wish.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1947 on: October 19, 2010, 05:45:43 PM »
Granted. Retroactively.

I wish writing technical briefs for nontechnical people would be more fun than it is.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1948 on: October 26, 2010, 09:28:13 AM »
Wish granted, but you're now into a mental institution because you are schizophrenic!


I wish I could be approved! xD

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1949 on: October 26, 2010, 12:20:12 PM »
Granted -- you can be approved. Sadly, your introduction thread was accidentally overwritten and you need to start over....

I wish lunch weren't an expensive prospect.