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Offline mrsjaz

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1900 on: October 09, 2010, 02:24:26 PM »
Granted… you book them into a luxury spa and health clinic that treats people for allergies and other types of ailments, when rigorous tests are run, you are reassured that they will recover….

...but you sold you soul to the she devil >:) of finance… purgatory awaits you!



I wish I could concentrate better 

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1901 on: October 10, 2010, 12:37:35 AM »
granted...but through such intense concentration your mind becomes explosive and you start to recieve constant headaches, terrible body aches and you start to hear other peoples thoughts.....you would wish for death because you are in much pain and information crammed into your mind!


..I wish for gills so I can breath underwater...can I have a mermaid tail too?

Offline Drow Denizen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1902 on: October 10, 2010, 12:40:53 AM »
You can, but now you permanently smell fishy and have no hopes of sex ever again as you're scales from the waist down...  :-(

I wish you wouldn't grant me this wish!

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1903 on: October 10, 2010, 12:46:03 AM »
Granted...but with no goal for a wish, your life turns to shit! friends leave you and the very life essence escapes your life...you become a nothing!

I wish for hairless skin

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1904 on: October 10, 2010, 12:48:24 AM »
Granted, you're now even scalier than before - but not a hair on your body to be found...

I wish for power!

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1905 on: October 10, 2010, 12:50:43 AM »
granted,  but with power comes great consequenses...everything you get incontact with and love blows up in your face...POOF!

I wish I could fly and have beautiful feathery wings!

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1906 on: October 10, 2010, 12:53:51 AM »
Granted, you're now a diseased pigeon..

I wish for politicians who can't lie.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1907 on: October 10, 2010, 12:56:00 AM »
Granted! Sadly, they also feel their slightest opinions are Unbreakable Truth, making compromise impossible and eliminating any capacity for any governance not based upon totalitarianism.

I wish my freezer always had slim-a-bear Klondike Bars in it.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1908 on: October 10, 2010, 01:00:51 AM »
Granted..but they are all full of maggots..(what are they?)

I wish for a fresh pot of tea!

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1909 on: October 10, 2010, 01:54:58 AM »
Granted, but it's twelve-year old Salada.

(They're ice cream bars -- the slim-a-bear being low sugar. I would say they aren't a part of the Australian experience?)

I wish for a Violet Crumble.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1910 on: October 10, 2010, 04:28:14 AM »
granted, but again there are more maggots...why do you draw them to yourself Rubicon? *smiles*
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I wish I could have sex and it would be the best I could ever recieve!...with lota foreplay...maybe toys too!

Offline Drivestort

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1911 on: October 10, 2010, 12:25:56 PM »
Granted, but it's only with a person who disgusts you entirely.


I wish I wasn't so full of bitterness and cynicism.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1912 on: October 10, 2010, 01:45:10 PM »
Granted! Welcome to your new post-lobotomy life! Please enjoy the feeling of aimless staring as any capacity for emotion seems to have left you....

I wish for eternal youth!

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1913 on: October 10, 2010, 03:22:02 PM »
Granted but you will always wear diapers and suck your thumb.

I wish to be 18 again.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1914 on: October 10, 2010, 03:28:10 PM »
Eighteen inches high it is!

I wish for finewine to get an unperverted wish.

Offline Drivestort

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1915 on: October 10, 2010, 03:40:17 PM »
Finewine wishes for a taco, and receives one. It is delicious.


I wish I didn't lose my NIN discography to my own idiocy.

Offline alxnjsh

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1916 on: October 10, 2010, 04:58:29 PM »
Done, you've now lost it due to your insanity.

I wish that we have a low amount of snow winter this year.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1917 on: October 10, 2010, 05:58:08 PM »
Eighteen inches high it is!

I wish for finewine to get an unperverted wish.

*blows you a kiss and giggles at being 18 inches*

Alxnjsh, your wish is granted the sun melts it and you end up flooding your basement.

I wish to know how to code every single occurrence of TSQL for every database in the world for the next 100 years!

Offline Drivestort

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1918 on: October 10, 2010, 06:14:49 PM »
Granted, with no direct perversions. People who code, after all, are inherently insane anyway.


I wish to know everything.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1919 on: October 10, 2010, 07:15:44 PM »
Bwhahahahhaha!  so true so true!

Your wish is granted but you are connected to the mother server through 36 cables attached to your body for the rest of your life.

I wish to be on a tropical beach engaged in intellectual conversation with a handsome man.  *hehehehe*

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1920 on: October 10, 2010, 10:49:34 PM »
The magistrate is indeed handsome, but it takes all of finewine's rhetorical skills to explain just how she came into possession of a boatload of contraband and why she shouldn't be locked up....

I wish for a fresh, uncontaminated and healthy roast beef sandwich.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1921 on: October 11, 2010, 07:36:05 AM »
granted .... but a ravenous dog happens by and takes it from you before you even get a bite

I wish for my headache to go away

Offline mrsjaz

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1922 on: October 12, 2010, 02:19:29 PM »
Granted, along comes a mad axe wielding maniac who chops of your head. :'(


I wish Freud was my room mate


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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1923 on: October 12, 2010, 02:22:02 PM »
Granted, but you'll wake up to find it was only a dream.

I wish to reach into my pocket and always have enough money to buy whatever it is I want or need.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1924 on: October 12, 2010, 03:30:45 PM »
Granted, but then the United Federation of Planets is formed, and money becomes an archaic concept, displaced by personal development and hard work!

I wish Finewine would show me her full face.