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Offline Harley Quinn

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1850 on: July 22, 2010, 07:28:51 PM »
Granted! Since stupidity should be abolished in general, anyway, nothing bad befalls you.

I wish Sophyta would stop choosing avatars like the last two he's had.

Offline Leo

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1851 on: July 22, 2010, 07:33:12 PM »
Granted. His new avatar blinds temporarily, repeating the process every time you happen to look at it.

I wish my peach face pet bird wouldn't be such a harassing, screaming, crazy one.

Offline Sophyta

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1852 on: July 22, 2010, 07:46:52 PM »
Granted.

You feed him some snacks and he is happy!

I wish I had a sheep as a pet.

Offline Harley Quinn

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1853 on: July 22, 2010, 07:49:09 PM »
Granted. His new avatar blinds temporarily, repeating the process every time you happen to look at it.

It does that already, anyway, so I didn't get anything granted by that. -pouts-

Granted! But it gets taken away again because of the nasty things you do to it.

I still wish for my same wish.

Offline Leo

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1854 on: July 22, 2010, 07:51:50 PM »
Ok, granted. He stops using avatars. you are left wishing you could see his next avatar.

I wish I was allowed to have a lion pet...

Offline abandoneddolly

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1855 on: July 23, 2010, 09:22:05 AM »
granted but you soon become its supper

I wish my mind would quit raceing

Offline Leo

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1856 on: July 24, 2010, 06:48:47 AM »
Granted. You can't properly think about anything anymore. You mostly stare blankly with nothing on your mind.

I wish I could take back the last 3 years of my life.

Offline DiverseDesires

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1857 on: July 24, 2010, 07:50:36 AM »
Granted Leo, you are given three different ones, and are now in a mental institution

I wish I could find a dominant master who understood my needs

Offline Leo

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1858 on: July 24, 2010, 08:10:49 AM »
Granted. But he lives half way across the world and gets deported back to his country just when you felt he is the one.

I wish I didn't have to enlist for my obligatory military service.

Offline DiverseDesires

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1859 on: July 24, 2010, 08:33:12 AM »
Granted you longer have any military service

It is a career for life

I wish I had a magic wand that I could do all the housework with

Offline Leo

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1860 on: July 24, 2010, 09:12:31 AM »
Granted. But it goes back to normal at midnight and the wand breaks after first use.

I wish I had a huge cheeseburger right now.

Offline Sophyta

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1861 on: July 24, 2010, 10:49:31 AM »
*Zap Fizz*

Granted.

You have a 14 inch plate in front of you.  There is a 12 inch cheese burger with the works.  You also have a side of home fries. 

I wish for a girl of my dreams (over 18 only)

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1862 on: July 24, 2010, 05:04:25 PM »
Granted. You now have the girl of your dreams. That is, the girl of your most epic nightmare.

I wish money challenges no longer were a part of my life.

Offline Endorphin

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1863 on: July 24, 2010, 06:11:00 PM »
Granted, you'll have no need to worry about money in prison.

I wish for an army of minions to do by bidding.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1864 on: July 25, 2010, 01:52:45 AM »
granted but thier so tinyy they can't  dom uch

I wish to bleed

Offline Kiffen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1865 on: July 25, 2010, 02:01:56 AM »
Granted. All the blood in your body pours out of your nose. You feel no pain, but you die.

I wish for cuddles and snuggles.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1866 on: July 25, 2010, 02:04:05 AM »
yay ^^ I died

granted but its my decomposing corpse that snuggles you leaving you covered in bits of my rotting fleash.

I wish for whoever wishes next dreams to come true

Offline Arhys

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1867 on: July 25, 2010, 02:32:59 AM »
Granted...and thank you dear.  But like most dreams, they're blown about and reshaped by the winds of reality.

I'm kinda wishing for a time machine at the moment.

Offline Brian Boru

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1868 on: July 27, 2010, 04:29:18 PM »
Granted, but it is a one way ticket, as the machine auto-teleports back to its original locale after use...better choose carefully where you want to go.

I wish I could be the possessor of eternal youthfulness and be able to share it with only those I wish.

Offline Endorphin

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1869 on: July 27, 2010, 04:37:59 PM »
Granted, but it comes at the price of your sanity.

I wish for a long, tall, refreshingly cool beer that never runs out; which tastes good, isn't poisoned and is open and waiting for me.

Offline DTW

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1870 on: July 27, 2010, 04:44:12 PM »
Granted but the can is made out of human skin.


I wish that my wish to be John Constantine  was perverted.

Offline Brian Boru

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1871 on: July 27, 2010, 04:46:28 PM »
POOF!  Granted - but you no longer are able to battle the demons of hell because they ate your arms and legs.

I wish for my wife to engage with me in a menage-a-trois

Offline sartracker

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1872 on: July 28, 2010, 01:10:38 PM »
I wish to be out on the ocean!

Offline Brian Boru

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1873 on: July 28, 2010, 01:14:34 PM »
you are, but its all contained within a world that exists in a marble, so you can see all the full size people throwing you around all day long, tossing your boat to-and-fro.  (That's what you get for not granting wishes...bad genie)

I wish for cuban cigars to be sold in the USA...legally

Offline sartracker

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1874 on: July 28, 2010, 01:21:59 PM »
Granted, but you have to buy them form me!
I wish I had a Cuban cigar right now!