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Offline Michael Corvus

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1825 on: July 19, 2010, 10:42:16 PM »
Granted.

All of the paper money in the world is sent to your house, but then there is a terrible tornado that destroys your house and scatters all the money

I wish I was all powerful

Offline Lirliel

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1826 on: July 19, 2010, 10:45:12 PM »
Granted,

You are all powerful but can never use those powers because you would tear the fabric of reality apart.

I wish for a nice puppy.

Offline Michael Corvus

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1827 on: July 19, 2010, 10:47:47 PM »
Granted

You get a puppy that is really cute and really nice ... to everyone except you, who he hates with a passion.



I wish to be the wisest person who has ever lived.

Offline Lirliel

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1828 on: July 19, 2010, 10:48:44 PM »
Granted

But you get bothered by everyone for your wisdom, driving you insane.

I wish to be a Wizard.

Offline Michael Corvus

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1829 on: July 19, 2010, 10:51:56 PM »
Granted

You become a member of the Washington Wizards (a wizard) but you play so poorly that you are cut from the team.

I wish I was a movie director

Offline Lirliel

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1830 on: July 19, 2010, 10:56:03 PM »
Granted,

You are worse then Eli Roth, Ed Wood and Uwe Boll combined.

I wish for nothing.

Offline Michael Corvus

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1831 on: July 19, 2010, 11:05:03 PM »
Granted

The Nothing (from The Never Ending Story - it's a movie.. in case you didn't know) comes and destroys the world.

I wish for everything.

Offline Acinonyx

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1832 on: July 20, 2010, 12:46:49 AM »
Granted. You get everything, including the pain of suppression and the responsibility for world hunger.

I wish for all the joy in the world.

Offline Harley Quinn

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1833 on: July 20, 2010, 01:24:38 AM »
Granted! All the joy in the world is yours.  Unfortunately, since you wanted all of it, it didn't leave anything left for anyone else, and there isn't anything left of the world within a short time.

I wish for an actual perverted wish of mine to come true.

Offline Leo

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1834 on: July 20, 2010, 08:45:48 AM »
Granted, but it gets filmed and distributed online.

I wish one could buy happiness

Offline Sophyta

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1835 on: July 20, 2010, 07:11:41 PM »
Granted.

You get your happiness.  Someone else is sad.

I wish for a dragonlich.

Offline Cardwolf

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1836 on: July 20, 2010, 09:13:49 PM »
Granted, it takes it's time raping you, then eats you alive.

I wish for personal assistant who is attractive and well suited for her job and blindly loyal to me...and isn't a transvestite.

Offline Sophyta

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1837 on: July 20, 2010, 09:27:26 PM »
*zap*

You get Pam Anderson.  Only now she's smart.  She also has a rollerboard.

I wish for my job not to suck

Offline Cardwolf

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1838 on: July 20, 2010, 09:57:21 PM »
What the hell is a rollerboard?

Granted your job no longer sucks it just stinks

I wish for my muse to calm down

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1839 on: July 20, 2010, 10:38:06 PM »
we regret to inform you your muse has been put down today. She dead, but shes calm,

I wish for new glases since mine just got broken

Offline Cardwolf

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1840 on: July 20, 2010, 10:42:29 PM »
You get new glasses, but they only make your vision worse.

Wishs that every person on the Earth would stop doing drugs with the exception of those who truly needs them and the ADD kids

Offline MsCuddly

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1841 on: July 21, 2010, 12:06:25 AM »
Granted, but without drugs, many people who are addicted to them, become crazy and commit suicide.

I wish for a free new dress that looks very nice and won't cause any misfortune to me whatsoever.

Offline Will

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1842 on: July 21, 2010, 12:16:07 AM »
Granted!  It's an amazing dress, looks good with everything, and would have cost you thousands of dollars.  It also doesn't fit at all.  It looks very nice indeed in your closet, though.

I wish I could teleport wherever I wanted to go, anytime I wished.

Offline Arhys

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1843 on: July 21, 2010, 12:28:26 AM »
Granted, and easily enough!    http://secondlife.com/   Teleport away...

I sure wish I had a replicator though.


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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1844 on: July 21, 2010, 09:32:12 AM »
Alright * hands replicator* its only good for one use though.

I wish for an awsome breakfast

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1845 on: July 21, 2010, 10:11:18 AM »
Granted, the bad think is that in my bed, with me.

i wish she enjoy the breakfast.

Offline Sophyta

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1846 on: July 21, 2010, 03:31:26 PM »
Granted.

Her tummy is full and now she does not want tot do anything.  She sleeps the rest of the day.

I wish for a turtledragon.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1847 on: July 22, 2010, 12:20:23 AM »


Granted here is you a card

I wish I could stop sneezing

Offline Leo

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1848 on: July 22, 2010, 07:08:41 PM »
Granted, you now cough all the time.

I wish I didn't have to stay in this small town for another two weeks and could go back hometown whenever I wanted to.

Offline Sophyta

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1849 on: July 22, 2010, 07:22:17 PM »
Granted..

A teleporter in the town you are in and your home town, it goes both ways.  But it also has a slight side effect.  A dog goes with you.

I wish people at work were not that stupid.