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Offline Leo

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1775 on: July 16, 2010, 08:20:09 PM »
Granted. It's 1 degree lower now.

I wish my one true wish wasn't a secret!

Offline MsCuddly

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1776 on: July 16, 2010, 08:40:40 PM »
Granted, now everyone in the world knows and laughs at you for it.

I wish for boss that isn't a complete asshole.

Offline Amelita

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1777 on: July 16, 2010, 08:45:05 PM »
Granted. You now have a boss who's a complete dick.

I wish for luuuv ;)

Offline Leo

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1778 on: July 16, 2010, 08:48:39 PM »
Granted. But I'm the only one who loves you  :D

I wish I wasn't feeling childishly flirty tonight.

Offline MsCuddly

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1779 on: July 16, 2010, 08:49:33 PM »
Granted, now you're feeling an adult kind of flirty.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

Offline Amelita

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1780 on: July 16, 2010, 08:50:20 PM »
Granted, you now WANT to work tomorrow...


I wish I could hug ya'll

Offline MsCuddly

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1781 on: July 16, 2010, 08:51:57 PM »
Granted, but everyone is covered in spikes, so it would be very painful to hug anyone.

I wish I wasn't single.

Offline Amelita

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1782 on: July 16, 2010, 08:53:40 PM »
granted. Are now double.


wishing for a good hunt...

Offline Harley Quinn

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1783 on: July 17, 2010, 02:39:04 AM »
What are you, a vampire?

Granted! But you soon become the prey instead and are killed.

I wish I'd get the role.

Offline Amelita

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1784 on: July 17, 2010, 05:08:15 AM »
Granted. Fall down stairs on opening night and can't do the part. The understudy gets signed...

Wish I was a hot guy's t-shirt... (wear me babe...)

Offline Lucius Cornelius

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1785 on: July 17, 2010, 05:17:56 AM »
granted, you are buy by the most nerd boy in the town, taht think that you are cook.



wish  a less hot day today...

Offline kimbersee

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1786 on: July 17, 2010, 10:47:17 AM »
Granted. You are in Antartica naked.

I wish for a breeze.

Offline Harley Quinn

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1787 on: July 17, 2010, 11:42:35 AM »
Granted! You're treated to a nice breeze.  Unfortunately, it turns into a tornado and carries you away with it.  :-\

I wish to become a walking thesaurus, so that I can write awesome roleplays.

(I should wish to learn how to spell, too.)
« Last Edit: July 17, 2010, 11:44:23 AM by Harley Quinn »

Offline kimbersee

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1788 on: July 17, 2010, 11:45:44 AM »
Granted. You can spell in British!

I wish Harley was visible.

Offline Harley Quinn

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1789 on: July 17, 2010, 11:53:04 AM »
Granted!  But Harley is shy, so she goes back to being invisible again.  That silly woman.

I wish I could figure out what to eat.

Offline Lucius Cornelius

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1790 on: July 17, 2010, 11:59:02 AM »
granted, i appear in front of you  :P


i wish that the night arrives soon.

Offline kimbersee

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1791 on: July 17, 2010, 12:01:49 PM »
Granted, you close your eyes.

I wish for a super cool hat!

Offline DiverseDesires

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1792 on: July 17, 2010, 12:08:41 PM »

One cool, very cool hat........

your hat gets so cool it freezes and sticks to the top of head, giving you a freezer burn


I wish I didn't have so much work to do

Offline Lucius Cornelius

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1793 on: July 17, 2010, 12:10:16 PM »
Granted you have the work that i have to do!
laugh hysterical


Wish to finish it ...

Offline Acinonyx

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1794 on: July 17, 2010, 12:28:42 PM »
Wish granted. You finish it, all of it, and then you're left with absolutely nothing to do for days and go insane from boredom.

I wish I had a Subway sandwich.

Offline DiverseDesires

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1795 on: July 17, 2010, 12:54:23 PM »
You are sandwiched between two subway trains when they crash


I wish I had magic wand to do all the housework with

Offline Lucius Cornelius

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1796 on: July 17, 2010, 12:56:15 PM »
Granted, they done once and you are happy, as you turn back, it is undone again.


i wish i could have an ice -cream now

Offline Acinonyx

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1797 on: July 17, 2010, 12:59:00 PM »
Granted, you're now stuck at the only ice cream stand in Antarctica.

I wish my cat wasn't trying to eat my food.

Offline Lucius Cornelius

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1798 on: July 17, 2010, 01:01:06 PM »
Granted, a dog has come to eat it. and your cat is in danger next.


wish that can have a nap.

Offline Acinonyx

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1799 on: July 17, 2010, 01:04:08 PM »
Congrats, you're now in possession of a 2-cent paper napkin.

I wish for world peace.