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Offline Leo

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1750 on: July 16, 2010, 04:21:47 PM »
Granted, you're now 10% your original height.

I wish I could meet Liv Tyler :O

Offline Amelita

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1751 on: July 16, 2010, 04:38:10 PM »
Granted, but she turnes out to be dead and now you have a zombie stalker with a big mouth and a very angry rock-star dad.

I wish I could fly.

Offline Leo

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1752 on: July 16, 2010, 05:26:13 PM »
Granted. You look like the Man-Bat from Batman animated series.

I wish I had unlimited supply of whiskey.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1753 on: July 16, 2010, 06:09:44 PM »
Ok you get drunk, pass out and choke to death on your vomit.

I wish for some food

Offline Amelita

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1754 on: July 16, 2010, 06:19:57 PM »
You get the delicacy baked tarantula... careful when you eat the head, the teeth can be nasty...

I wish I was a rock star  8-)

Offline RomeoFalls

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1755 on: July 16, 2010, 06:21:34 PM »
Granted, but your forced to sing in a thong and push up bra. Then you get screwed by millions and end up with AIDS.

I wish I wasnt so confused.

Offline Amelita

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1756 on: July 16, 2010, 06:23:52 PM »
Granted. You are very clearly certain that you are attracted to pigeons, and pigeons only.

I wish I could speed up the application process... ;)

Offline RomeoFalls

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1757 on: July 16, 2010, 06:24:53 PM »
Granted but to do so you have to send me naked pictures of yourself ;)

I wish I could dance other then ballet tap and jazz.

Offline Amelita

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1758 on: July 16, 2010, 06:32:11 PM »
Granted. You can do Dutch clog now.

I wish I could rule the world

Offline Lucius Cornelius

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1759 on: July 16, 2010, 06:35:10 PM »
granted, you are the last human alive ...


i wish i could sleep

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1760 on: July 16, 2010, 06:36:04 PM »
granted you die

I wish my nerves wernt on edge

Offline Amelita

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1761 on: July 16, 2010, 06:54:22 PM »
granted, you fall off the edge into deep depression

I wish I was a black panther...

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1762 on: July 16, 2010, 06:58:28 PM »
granted, you live your life in a zoo

I wish I had a pizza

Offline Harley Quinn

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1763 on: July 16, 2010, 07:00:20 PM »
Granted!  But it was made three weeks ago.

I want my Romeo!

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1764 on: July 16, 2010, 07:01:27 PM »
granted  throws his dead body at your feet

I want something to do

Offline Amelita

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1765 on: July 16, 2010, 07:05:37 PM »
Granted... you get to stalk a statue.


I want to be immortalized

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1766 on: July 16, 2010, 07:06:27 PM »
granted your turned into a statue

I want peace

Offline Amelita

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1767 on: July 16, 2010, 07:08:42 PM »
Granted. You lose all your senses.

I want a second honeymoon in India

Offline Leo

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1768 on: July 16, 2010, 07:34:46 PM »
Granted. World War 3 begins as you are about to take the flight back home and you're stuck there with no money.

I wish I had more whiskey to drink, get drunk and choke on my vomit to death a second time.

Offline Amelita

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1769 on: July 16, 2010, 08:08:20 PM »
Granted. You meet with St Pete, he decides you ain't worthy and sends you back to earth to be a slave to a harem of women. Sqeeeal.

I wish for... water.

Offline Leo

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1770 on: July 16, 2010, 08:11:39 PM »
Granted. It's so dirty you catch all kinds of diseases from it. Ha!  >:)


I wish I could PM Harley something I had in mind  :-(

Offline RomeoFalls

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1771 on: July 16, 2010, 08:13:29 PM »
Granted.


I wish I could die.

Offline Amelita

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1772 on: July 16, 2010, 08:15:22 PM »
Granted. Seems you already can, dude.

Wish I could put up an avatar...

Offline Leo

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1773 on: July 16, 2010, 08:16:22 PM »
Granted. It's a pink flying elephant.

I wish I had someone online on my msn that isn't AFK.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1774 on: July 16, 2010, 08:17:16 PM »
granted , oh wait your computer suddenly broke


wish  is no so hot here...