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Offline Harley Quinn

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1725 on: July 16, 2010, 04:13:33 AM »
Granted! But they don't know how to swim and in a panic, pull you down with them.

I wish I could write better.

Offline Leo

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1726 on: July 16, 2010, 05:46:03 AM »
Granted. You can now write so well you'll make it in history books. But you've lost all your other good sides instead -physical or otherwise!

I wish I could stop smoking.

Offline Harley Quinn

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1727 on: July 16, 2010, 06:10:44 AM »
Granted!  You've stopped smoking, and because it's important for your health that you do quit, nothing bad befalls you, since you made the right wish.

I wish I could be more creative.

Offline Leo

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1728 on: July 16, 2010, 08:28:05 AM »
Granted. And in return of your kindness, your next artistic creation will earn you the title of "Best of the Century". Nothing bad happens.



I wish I could have Superman's powers for a day.

Offline Lucius Cornelius

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1729 on: July 16, 2010, 09:51:54 AM »
Done granted to you ... and for all the rest of the world


wish can go on a long trip

Offline Leo

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1730 on: July 16, 2010, 11:41:40 AM »
Granted. Destination : Mars. Alone.

I wish I could talk to animals.

Offline abandoneddolly

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1731 on: July 16, 2010, 01:25:02 PM »
granted but none of them want to talk to you

I wish my house was clean

Offline kimbersee

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1732 on: July 16, 2010, 01:36:37 PM »
granted. but now you are dirty

I wish it wasn't so hot.

Offline RomeoFalls

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1733 on: July 16, 2010, 02:14:33 PM »
Granted its a hundred below zero

I wish I was dead.

Offline Harley Quinn

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1734 on: July 16, 2010, 02:17:41 PM »
Not granted.

I wish I wouldn't need sleep.

Offline RomeoFalls

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1735 on: July 16, 2010, 02:19:00 PM »
Granted you dont need sleep but your entire power goes out. For ever.

Offline Leo

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1736 on: July 16, 2010, 02:24:34 PM »
Since nothing was wished, I'll re-grant Harley's wish : You don't need sleep, you spend every waking moment with a terrible headache.

I wish I could breathe underwater and stand the pressure of the depths of the ocean.

Offline RomeoFalls

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1737 on: July 16, 2010, 02:25:19 PM »
Granted but now you cant come on land

I wish I could teleport.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1738 on: July 16, 2010, 02:25:58 PM »
granted , you teleport into a wall and are stuck

I wish I didn't feel so tired all the time

Offline Harley Quinn

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1739 on: July 16, 2010, 02:27:20 PM »
I already had the headache before.  :-\  So I got cheated. -cries-

Granted!  And since I have that same wish, I grant it for both of us!

Offline RomeoFalls

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1740 on: July 16, 2010, 02:28:42 PM »
Sinces theres nothing to grant

I wish that Harley wouldnt cry, and that she would fall asleep.

Offline Harley Quinn

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1741 on: July 16, 2010, 02:30:13 PM »
-kiss-

Granted!  Wait, I don't think I can grant it since it involves me.

Offline Leo

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1742 on: July 16, 2010, 02:32:01 PM »
Granted, Harley can never shed tears again and she can't wake up anymore.

I wish every time I snapped my fingers I got a golden coin between them.

Offline RomeoFalls

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1743 on: July 16, 2010, 02:33:14 PM »
Granted its chocolate

I wish that I could lay beside Harley as she is my Juliet.

Offline Leo

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1744 on: July 16, 2010, 02:35:35 PM »
Granted. But now she hates you.

I wish I could turn into an animal whenever I wanted to.

Offline RomeoFalls

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1745 on: July 16, 2010, 02:36:47 PM »
Well I already knew that.

Granted but you can never turn back into a human. Then the goverment hunts you down and does experments on you.

I wish I was accepted.

Offline Leo

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1746 on: July 16, 2010, 02:41:10 PM »
Granted. You're accepted into an African tribe.

I wish I was approved to full membership!

Offline RomeoFalls

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1747 on: July 16, 2010, 02:42:17 PM »
Granted but then you explode because I planted C4 in your computer.

I wish I had someone to talk to.

Offline Leo

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1748 on: July 16, 2010, 02:45:32 PM »
Granted. You have a peach face bird to talk to.

I wish I didn't have to wish something.

Offline Drivestort

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1749 on: July 16, 2010, 03:29:25 PM »
Granted, no longer have to wish for anything, but the rules state that you do have to wish for something, so you vanish in a puff of disappointment.


I wish I didn't have trouble fitting into vehicles because of my height.