Perverted Wishes

[Galanthor]

granted, she's the evil one and wants to kill you

wish someone would give me something to drink

[RomeoFalls]

CHEERS! *Tosses him a bottle of Vodka*

I wish Harley was here

[Leo]

Granted. Harley has her bazooka too, aiming at you, being accompanied by a Joker-on-steroids.

I wish I could do the mind control thing.

[Sophyta]

*Zap*  Now you control one of your aunts that you do not like.  You have her do chores and other things around the house...

I wish I had a robot gf

[RomeoFalls]

Granted. You have a robot GF thats twisted enough

I wish I had the location of all my enemys.

[kimbersee]

Granted. They are all in your house!

I wish I had ice cream!

[RomeoFalls]

Granted, you have ice cream topped with the blood of all my enemys.

[RomeoFalls]

I wish for a fish

[kimbersee]

ewwww....blood, I'm not a vampire!

Granted. The bell rings and a delivery of blowfish is delivered.

I wish for not to be so hot.

[RomeoFalls]

Granted your in the alantic ocean naked.

I wish that I had super powers

[kimbersee]

Granted. You have the ability of cleaning laundry in two seconds!

I wish someone did my laundry.

[RomeoFalls]

Granted I cleaned your laundry in two seconds

I wish I hid a motorcycle

[kimbersee]

Granted. You hid your neighbors bike.

I wish I had dinner ready.

[abandoneddolly]

granted

you get dinner unfourtanilty its poisined, and you spend the rest of the night in the bathroom.

I wish for some quiet.

[kimbersee]

Granted.  You are in a box.

I wish someone cleaned my bathroom.

[Drivestort]

Granted, but it's a monkey, so the moment after it's clean, he starts flinging poo at all shiny surfaces because they anger him.


I wish I had some chocolate pudding.

[MsCuddly]

Granted, but it tastes awful

I wish my brother would propose to his girlfriend already

[kimbersee]

Granted. You are in charge of wedding preparations.

I wish I could fly

[Sophyta]

Granted...

You can fly anywhere you want to.  You don't even need to breathe.  But you can never walk on two legs again and landing sucks when you tuck dive.

I wish for a French maid

[abandoneddolly]

granted

He arrives and leaves you house spotless

I wish  for an early childhood education job

[Sophyta]

*poof*

Granted......Your stuck in a room with several your children who keep on crying no matter what you do.  (Sorry).

I wish my puppy can be eternal.

[abandoneddolly]

granted

your puppy is now bronzed

I wish I could take my daughter to see yo gaba gabba live

[Sophyta]

Granted...

You have an amazing show.  Your daughter is horse from all the screaming but she'll recover.

(Thanks Dolly)

I wish for an evil villian...something...

[Drivestort]

Your evil villain something is a shuggoth. It summons the King in Crimson through your butt.


I wish I had an efficient running car.

[MsCuddly]

Granted, but I steal it.

I wish I had someone to go swimming with.