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Offline Galanthor

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1700 on: July 15, 2010, 05:18:17 PM »
granted, she's the evil one and wants to kill you

wish someone would give me something to drink

Offline RomeoFalls

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1701 on: July 15, 2010, 06:06:11 PM »
CHEERS! *Tosses him a bottle of Vodka*

I wish Harley was here

Offline Leo

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1702 on: July 15, 2010, 06:28:59 PM »
Granted. Harley has her bazooka too, aiming at you, being accompanied by a Joker-on-steroids.

I wish I could do the mind control thing.

Offline Sophyta

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1703 on: July 15, 2010, 07:09:51 PM »
*Zap*  Now you control one of your aunts that you do not like.  You have her do chores and other things around the house...

I wish I had a robot gf

Offline RomeoFalls

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1704 on: July 15, 2010, 07:13:21 PM »
Granted. You have a robot GF thats twisted enough

I wish I had the location of all my enemys.

Offline kimbersee

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1705 on: July 15, 2010, 07:14:52 PM »
Granted. They are all in your house!

I wish I had ice cream!

Offline RomeoFalls

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1706 on: July 15, 2010, 07:15:22 PM »
Granted, you have ice cream topped with the blood of all my enemys.

Offline RomeoFalls

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1707 on: July 15, 2010, 07:15:42 PM »
I wish for a fish

Offline kimbersee

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1708 on: July 15, 2010, 07:17:30 PM »
ewwww....blood, I'm not a vampire!

Granted. The bell rings and a delivery of blowfish is delivered.

I wish for not to be so hot.

Offline RomeoFalls

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1709 on: July 15, 2010, 07:18:37 PM »
Granted your in the alantic ocean naked.

I wish that I had super powers

Offline kimbersee

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1710 on: July 15, 2010, 07:20:05 PM »
Granted. You have the ability of cleaning laundry in two seconds!

I wish someone did my laundry.

Offline RomeoFalls

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1711 on: July 15, 2010, 07:21:01 PM »
Granted I cleaned your laundry in two seconds

I wish I hid a motorcycle

Offline kimbersee

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1712 on: July 15, 2010, 07:21:55 PM »
Granted. You hid your neighbors bike.

I wish I had dinner ready.

Offline abandoneddolly

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1713 on: July 15, 2010, 07:22:38 PM »
granted

you get dinner unfourtanilty its poisined, and you spend the rest of the night in the bathroom.

I wish for some quiet.

Offline kimbersee

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1714 on: July 15, 2010, 07:24:32 PM »
Granted.  You are in a box.

I wish someone cleaned my bathroom.

Offline Drivestort

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1715 on: July 15, 2010, 07:29:02 PM »
Granted, but it's a monkey, so the moment after it's clean, he starts flinging poo at all shiny surfaces because they anger him.


I wish I had some chocolate pudding.

Offline MsCuddly

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1716 on: July 15, 2010, 07:29:35 PM »
Granted, but it tastes awful

I wish my brother would propose to his girlfriend already

Offline kimbersee

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1717 on: July 15, 2010, 07:30:58 PM »
Granted. You are in charge of wedding preparations.

I wish I could fly

Offline Sophyta

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1718 on: July 15, 2010, 07:33:27 PM »
Granted...

You can fly anywhere you want to.  You don't even need to breathe.  But you can never walk on two legs again and landing sucks when you tuck dive.

I wish for a French maid

Offline abandoneddolly

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1719 on: July 15, 2010, 07:39:25 PM »
granted

He arrives and leaves you house spotless

I wish  for an early childhood education job

Offline Sophyta

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1720 on: July 15, 2010, 07:41:56 PM »
*poof*

Granted......Your stuck in a room with several your children who keep on crying no matter what you do.  (Sorry).

I wish my puppy can be eternal.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1721 on: July 15, 2010, 07:43:01 PM »
granted

your puppy is now bronzed

I wish I could take my daughter to see yo gaba gabba live

Offline Sophyta

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1722 on: July 15, 2010, 07:59:36 PM »
Granted...

You have an amazing show.  Your daughter is horse from all the screaming but she'll recover.

(Thanks Dolly)

I wish for an evil villian...something...

Offline Drivestort

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1723 on: July 15, 2010, 08:34:26 PM »
Your evil villain something is a shuggoth. It summons the King in Crimson through your butt.


I wish I had an efficient running car.

Offline MsCuddly

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1724 on: July 15, 2010, 08:37:37 PM »
Granted, but I steal it.

I wish I had someone to go swimming with.