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Offline Lucius Cornelius

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1650 on: May 07, 2010, 12:20:14 PM »
wish granted, he/she marry your best friend the next day


i wish my new computer finish of give me problems with the windows 7

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1651 on: May 07, 2010, 02:26:37 PM »
Wish Granted. Windows Vista is now on your computer instead. >:)

I wish I could will meringue pies to appear and fly into people's faces.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1652 on: May 07, 2010, 11:56:14 PM »
granted...but they all fly to your face

I wish for a cookie

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1653 on: May 07, 2010, 11:58:46 PM »
Granted you are now a cookie, and people nibble on your goodness.

I wish for some pieh.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1654 on: May 08, 2010, 12:54:57 AM »
granted, but you are so delicious you are soon all eaten up and gone!

I wish my cat wasn't snoring XD
 
(omg it's the funniest thing)

Offline Zebu

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1655 on: May 08, 2010, 01:41:19 AM »
Granted.  Your world is now a slightly more boring place. 

I wish I could find an amazing new Fantasy author that I haven't already read everything by.

Offline Lucius Cornelius

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1656 on: May 09, 2010, 10:52:46 AM »
granted, he wrote in a lenguage you never heard about.

i wish i finish all the paper-work i have right now.

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1657 on: May 09, 2010, 11:30:33 AM »
Granted. You work through a fugue, and finish your paperwork early. Congrats, you've been promoted! You now have twice as much paperwork and no lackeys to do it for you.

I wish for the ability to know when people are kidding or not

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1658 on: May 15, 2010, 11:59:25 AM »
granted you now know what people are thinking, even before they think it..
even if they are not thinking nice thoughts about you...

I wish I could stay a little longer here at E today

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1659 on: May 15, 2010, 12:01:53 PM »
Granted, now you're living in the basement with stacks of empty pizza boxes, crusty mugs and a slightly ripe mattress. Hey at least you'll have a pc to keep you company.

I wish I have a nice cold Popsicle.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1660 on: May 15, 2010, 01:13:35 PM »
granted, but it is now stuck in pretty deep below your ribbon. Thats a bit of an odd place to put a popsicle :o

I wish for a fortress made of cake

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1661 on: May 15, 2010, 01:15:25 PM »
Granted, now you have to defend it from an army of fire ants with a gingerbread stick. Goodluck.

I wish for a very comfy bed.

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1662 on: May 15, 2010, 01:21:43 PM »
Granted, you are now a very comfy bed, in a brothel

I wish for a great pile of shinies

Offline Sophyta

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1663 on: July 12, 2010, 04:26:49 PM »
Granted...

You now can't breathe because you were swimming too deep in your new shinies.

I wish to be seduced by someone hot....

Offline Galanthor

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1664 on: July 12, 2010, 05:16:50 PM »
which granted, you get the human torch after turning his flame on

Wish someone would snuggle me

Offline Sophyta

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1665 on: July 12, 2010, 06:37:51 PM »
Granted....

A woman or man comes into the room and sits beside you....You both snuggle all night long.....

I wish I had a Latina gf.

Offline RomeoFalls

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1666 on: July 12, 2010, 06:41:58 PM »
Granted but instead of one your get twenty.

I wish I was the God Father of the Italian Mafia.

Offline Sophyta

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1667 on: July 12, 2010, 07:22:42 PM »
Granted...

You get all the respect and other stuff that comes with the job.  But also the stress of living the dirty life...

(Thanks RomeoFalls)

I wish I had lots of energy

Offline RomeoFalls

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1668 on: July 12, 2010, 07:25:00 PM »
((Call me Romeo))
Granted now you can handle all twenty women.

I wish I had some vodka.

Offline Mudaline

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1669 on: July 12, 2010, 07:42:53 PM »
Granted, however it's mixed with outdated orange juice, becoming a sour, stale screwdriver...


I wish my internet connection didn't suck!  >_<

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1670 on: July 12, 2010, 07:58:53 PM »
granted you have the fatest internet connection there is your cumputer however can not hold it and explodes

I wish for a tootsie pop

Offline Drivestort

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1671 on: July 14, 2010, 03:42:25 PM »
Granted, but you already ate it last week.


I wish... for nothing!

Offline DiverseDesires

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1672 on: July 14, 2010, 03:45:58 PM »
You are sucked into a void of nothingness with no way to return

I wish it didn't hurt so much where they pulled out my wisdom tooth today

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1673 on: July 14, 2010, 03:57:21 PM »
Done, when they are in the middle with almost no paindo, the doctor go ill, you must return tomorrow to finsih


i wish that all the laundry i have to do is done right now

Offline kimbersee

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1674 on: July 14, 2010, 08:55:50 PM »
Wish granted. Your washing machine breaks down and ruins all your clothes. Your laundry is done for and you have to throw it all away.

I wish I was a billionaire so freaking bad.