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Offline Zebu

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1625 on: April 30, 2010, 04:49:08 PM »
Granted.  But you can never change back.

I wish I lived happily ever after.

Offline alxnjsh

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1626 on: April 30, 2010, 06:40:06 PM »
Granted but it's only for another hour.

I wish I didn't have allergies.

Offline the taken

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1627 on: April 30, 2010, 11:20:48 PM »
Wish Granted! Boulders don't have allergies.

I wish for a steak la mode.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1628 on: May 06, 2010, 01:03:29 PM »
granted, but you soon develop food poisoning

wish I didn't have to go to work this evening

Offline Lucius Cornelius

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1629 on: May 06, 2010, 02:33:06 PM »
granted but you must spend the evening with...(somethin really horrible .. ah yes!!) with me



wish that i win a prize !

Offline Jade

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1630 on: May 06, 2010, 02:36:28 PM »
Granted. You've won a million dollars but now you only have 3 minutes to live.

Wish I didn't have to clean the house.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1631 on: May 06, 2010, 02:41:44 PM »
Granted, as you came back to your house, you see it all burned.


Wish i have not to awake early tomorrow.

Offline the taken

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1632 on: May 06, 2010, 02:48:18 PM »
Wish Granted! A zombie horde gets loosed in your area. The Army successfully responds and wipes it out, but your home is under quarantine. You can't leave for a weak.

I wish I could travel to alternate dimensions.

Offline Jade

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1633 on: May 06, 2010, 03:14:05 PM »
Granted. But the moment you step foot onto this alternate dimension, a hoard of Cthulhus greet you via enthusiastic gang rape.

I wish I had a mojito.

Offline Zebu

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1634 on: May 06, 2010, 07:45:53 PM »
Granted.  With a wish like that, who needs to twist it?  You wake up 3,000 miles away from the last place you remember.  With a barcode tattooed on your forehead.

I wish that this would be the last post on this forum, ever.

Offline the taken

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1635 on: May 06, 2010, 08:06:41 PM »
No.

I wish the next video I make would score me an academy award. Hello, Oscar Club.

Offline Syanyte

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1636 on: May 06, 2010, 08:10:55 PM »
Granted ~hands a Oscar.

I Wish I was a famous singer.

Offline Zebu

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1637 on: May 06, 2010, 08:36:34 PM »
Granted.  During your live debut, you experience a wardrobe malfunction so severe that no one will ever forget you.  Unfortunately, it was on the Disney channel, so you never work in the industry again.

I wish I had 36 hours instead of 24 today.

Offline the taken

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1638 on: May 06, 2010, 08:43:50 PM »
Wish Granted. Time goes all funky just for you today. Everyone in world knows it and they're jealous. Now almost everyone gives you a mean look when you come around.

I wish I had magical duck.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1639 on: May 06, 2010, 09:59:41 PM »
granted, but it quack's and fly's away

I wish my dvr didn't just cut out on the last 4 minutes of my show! AAAH!

Offline Jade

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1640 on: May 06, 2010, 10:12:11 PM »
Granted. But then the power cuts and you miss it anyways. Regardless, do you wanna buy a duck?

I wish I could have some watermelon right now.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1641 on: May 06, 2010, 10:15:38 PM »
granted, but it's gone bad and tastes nasty

I wish I could have some water right now

Offline Syanyte

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1642 on: May 06, 2010, 10:18:09 PM »
Granted..Op's it has oil in it.

Wish i had some ice cream.

Offline Zebu

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1643 on: May 06, 2010, 10:23:23 PM »
Granted.

I wish I had a strawberry milkshake.

Offline Sanai

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1644 on: May 07, 2010, 07:05:42 AM »
Granted, but your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. A bit inconvenient, and you get arrested for luring in little children,

I wish aliens were real....and sexually active.


Offline the taken

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1645 on: May 07, 2010, 10:44:25 AM »
<= Wish Granted  ;D

I wish my psychic powers were better than just being able to guess the right card.

Offline Syanyte

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1646 on: May 07, 2010, 10:52:47 AM »
Granted, but then you get found out and locked up for using your powers during a card game.

I wish i could go to the beach and lay in the sun.

Offline TheLovelyMaid

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1647 on: May 07, 2010, 11:16:43 AM »
Wish Granted!

But then it starts to storm.

I wish I had chef to cook me lunch here...

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1648 on: May 07, 2010, 11:17:49 AM »
wish granted, he only know to cook what you really hates.


wish a 4 days weekend.

Offline Lady Haven

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1649 on: May 07, 2010, 12:13:55 PM »
Granted, unfortunately you are stuck doing Honey-Do jobs all 4 days..He, he

I wish for the my perfect date. Tells me I look pretty, cooks me dinner, takes me dancing and then makes beautiful love to me..