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Offline GeekFury

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1600 on: April 28, 2010, 05:46:20 AM »
Wish granted, but you now attract large hairy fat men.

I wish I could conqouer the world Overlord style!

Offline the taken

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1601 on: April 28, 2010, 09:50:32 AM »
Wish Granted! You've conquered the world, overlord style, it it is very moist. But now all the citizens are complaining about their problems to you. You are in charge, after all.

I wish for Dragon fruit Martini.

Offline lothloriengrey

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1602 on: April 28, 2010, 12:14:09 PM »
Wish granted. However you are aware the side effects of said martini will turn your pee into citrinella oil. Be careful around matches!!

I wish I could see through walls.

Offline GeekFury

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1603 on: April 28, 2010, 12:32:31 PM »
Wish granted but you can't control it so you see through walls all the time, and this mean you see your family in the bathroom. Awkward.

I wish the pavements here were less potholey. *Sad face at skateboard.*

Offline Sasha

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1604 on: April 28, 2010, 12:40:13 PM »

Wish Granted ....but now the pavement has a hard glassy slick surface to it that makes skateboarding a bit more dangerous with the speed increase .

I wish I didn't have a care in the World ...and could dance my life away .

Offline GeekFury

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1605 on: April 28, 2010, 12:50:49 PM »
Wish granted, but you can now NEVER stop dancing, this makes sleeping, eating and everything else extreamly hard to do.

I wish scottish weather was abit better.

Offline TheLovelyMaid

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1606 on: April 28, 2010, 06:12:30 PM »
Wish Granted! But the temperature only raised one degree.

I wish my roommates would get along.

Offline the taken

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1607 on: April 28, 2010, 06:29:00 PM »
Wish Granted! They stop fighting. You wake up in the middle of the night to some pretty heated screaming. Not angry screaming, either. You lose sleep and have a sucky day. You come back home to find your roommates have gone back to fighting. (Hey, you didn't wish they wouldn't start up again!)

I wish for a taco pizza.

Offline Sanai

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1608 on: April 29, 2010, 03:20:28 AM »
Granted. Its full of soylent green.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

Offline Lucius Cornelius

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1609 on: April 29, 2010, 04:39:03 AM »
wish granted, you work really hard now, as a slave.


i wish i live 500 years in the future.

Offline Sanai

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1610 on: April 29, 2010, 05:35:23 AM »
Granted, there is only you and someone very sexy left. He/she once told you that they wouldnt touch  you if you were the last person on the planet. Now you can put it to the test.

I wish I had a pet zergling.

Offline the taken

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1611 on: April 29, 2010, 10:24:32 AM »
Wish Granted. You are now the bastard child of Sarah Kerrigan. And now Jim Raynor is upsetting her about something, so you have to go take your pet zergling and fight his army.

I wish I had 200kUSD the licence to produce Battletech content.

Offline Sanai

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1612 on: April 30, 2010, 01:10:26 AM »
Granted, but Harmony Gold still find some way to sue the crap out of you.

I wish This kitten would stop sleeping on my mouse, so I can use the computer properly.

Offline Muff Diver

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1613 on: April 30, 2010, 03:36:53 AM »
Wish granted, now the kitten sleeps atop your head instead.

I wish I had my own stylish cooking show.

Offline Sanai

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1614 on: April 30, 2010, 03:38:36 AM »
Granted, but you cheat on your wife, swear at everyone and have a controversy, calling a news host bad things.

I wish I had wings.

Offline Muff Diver

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1615 on: April 30, 2010, 03:42:14 AM »
Granted, but they are made of wax and somewhere Icarus shakes his head and laughs.

I wish weekends were longer.

Offline Sanai

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1616 on: April 30, 2010, 03:48:47 AM »
Granted, weekends are 6 days long, but only come once a year.

I wish I had I could witness an antimatter/matter Annhilination.

Offline GeekFury

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1617 on: April 30, 2010, 04:26:22 AM »
Wish granted, but it opens a rift in time and space and you're sucked in to the Bizzaro World.

I wish I was the Keeper in Dungeon Keeper. ( Faster imps! FASTER! )

Offline Sanai

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1618 on: April 30, 2010, 04:28:26 AM »
Granted. You get slaughtered by an unlikely band of unlikely heroes wielding improbable and impractical weapons.

I wish I had the aforementioned arsenal of improbable and impractical weapons.

Offline the taken

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1619 on: April 30, 2010, 10:01:25 AM »
Wish Granted! But since you haven't been training to use them, you quickly cripple yourself.

I wish someone would find true love in me.

Offline Sanai

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1620 on: April 30, 2010, 10:03:15 AM »
Granted, they fall in love...with your left kidney. Vore Ensues.

I wish It was raining.

Offline Lucius Cornelius

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1621 on: April 30, 2010, 10:06:39 AM »
wish granted. 40 days and 40 nights , hope you have an ark.

wish i finish my work right now!

Offline the taken

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1622 on: April 30, 2010, 10:12:26 AM »
Wish Granted! Your work is done, but the massive among of kinetic energy released in it's super-speed completing ignites it.

I wish for a gorgeous  goddess to serve me a meal of Tacos. (Man, I'm hungry.)

Offline Zebu

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1623 on: April 30, 2010, 01:15:57 PM »
Granted.  A gorgeous goddess takes over your mind and forces you to eat a large number of Tactical Coordinators.

I wish for happiness.

Offline Muff Diver

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1624 on: April 30, 2010, 03:50:16 PM »
Granted. You die from extreme happiness and your eulogy makes sure to emphasis that you wore the biggest grin when you passed.

I wish I could change into an animal at will.