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Offline Cardwolf

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1525 on: April 15, 2010, 07:22:35 PM »
Wish granted, but you realize afterwards the moment is fleeting and commit suicide after realizing your life is meaningless void of nothing filled with the spawn of evil retarded monkey snake demons who have nothing better to do than throw taco bell induced bacterial matter at you.

I wish that everyone in the world could write like anyone they wanted to.

Offline dart

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1526 on: April 18, 2010, 10:47:03 AM »
wish granted. however in a strange twist the whole world now wrights exactly the same and no one can tell  a baby's writing from the writings of a 60 year old who researched endlessly on literature.

I wish I could understand any language (even ones that have just been made up).

Offline Transgirlenstein

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1527 on: April 19, 2010, 12:13:33 PM »
You can now understand every language but can not speak any of them including your native tongue.


I wish for a taco.

Offline the taken

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1528 on: April 19, 2010, 12:38:58 PM »
Wish granted! You have a taco.  It has an advanced slime mold growth on it. Sentient. You may not eat the taco without murdering Ted, the advanced voting slime mold.

I wish for The Nile.

Offline Tachi

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1529 on: April 19, 2010, 01:04:58 PM »
Granted, but a converging earth quake cut of the river and it dried up, killing off thousands.

I wish college was over.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1530 on: April 19, 2010, 11:12:41 PM »
College is over for you as you were kicked out after being caught sleeping with  one of your teacher's spouse.

I wish I was  a villian the dc comics universe.

Offline the taken

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1531 on: April 20, 2010, 08:12:09 AM »
Wish Granted! You're two-bit low life scum that has scrawled his way up the criminal underground on a vengeful quest to rid the world of Wonder-woman for some mysterious reason.  That reason was supposed to be revealed in the fourth issue of your appearance, but you were so unpopular that you were retconed out after your second dastardly deed, passed off as one of Batman's stressed induced nightmares. The short arc where Batman is talking to J'onn J'onzz in a stereotypical psychologist setting (patient on lounge chair) is more spectacular than your one and a half issues.

You have one fan.  The rest of the comic community and fandom pretend you never existed.



I wish to BE the most powerful sorcerer in THE WORLD!!!!

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1532 on: April 20, 2010, 02:39:57 PM »
Congrats....You're now harry potter.


I wish to be a transformer.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1533 on: April 20, 2010, 03:01:08 PM »
Wish Granted!


I wish I was bullet proof.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1534 on: April 20, 2010, 10:42:10 PM »
Granted - but you're body mass is so heavy, you accidentally fall into the ocean and drown.

I wish I could stop time

Offline Cardwolf

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1535 on: April 20, 2010, 10:47:51 PM »
i wish granted, but you never learned how to restart time so you spend eternity alone watching everything stay in the same place as you slowly rot away.

I wish there was a cure for sex addicts

Offline the taken

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1536 on: April 20, 2010, 11:58:04 PM »
Wish Gran--- They already have it. It's called World of Warcraft.

I wish I was fireproof.

Offline GeekFury

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1537 on: April 21, 2010, 06:14:59 AM »
Wish granted but now your skin has zero sensativity so you can no longer enjoy sex.

I wish was in the Dark Ages.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1538 on: April 21, 2010, 09:34:14 AM »
Wish Granted.  All the power plants in the world cease to function for no apparent reason, and none can get them to work again.

I wish every night there would be a full moon.

Offline Hoogie

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1539 on: April 21, 2010, 03:33:07 PM »
Wish granted, there's a full moon every night. However, due to the extreme lunar activities, the tide gets messed up and your house gets flooded and other parts of the world are stuck without water, jamming harbours and messing up trade and international connections, ultimatly causing world war 3.

I wish there would be another intelligent race like humans on earth with which we live peacefully.

Offline GeekFury

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1540 on: April 21, 2010, 03:49:04 PM »
Wish granted but they are just like humans, thusly making it a boring race to know as they are just humans.

I wish I had a TARDIS

Offline Drivestort

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1541 on: April 22, 2010, 12:15:19 AM »
Granted, but you are a future Doctor sidekick whose only purpose is to bring him the TARDIS when he needs it. Thanks to the wonders of time travel, this happens to be five minutes after he gives it to you to give to him, and it's wired so that you can't play with it.


I wish I could make things explode with a thought, but only under the condition that I have to specifically will it to explode, not just by random thought.

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1542 on: April 22, 2010, 10:54:50 AM »
Congratulations, you can now make things go violently boom just with your thoughts. Unfortunately, this only works within a 10 foot range.

I wish my body could generate enough electricity continously to power my laptop. (I had to search through half Schiphol to find a place to plug in my batteryspent laptop....)

Offline the taken

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1543 on: April 22, 2010, 10:57:52 AM »
Wish Granted! A universal AC plug grows on your forehead.

I wish for a suit of changing colour.

Offline GeekFury

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1544 on: April 22, 2010, 02:23:32 PM »
Wish granted, but it Jospheh wants his Tecnicolured Dreamcoat back.

I wish I could run with super speed.

Offline the taken

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1545 on: April 22, 2010, 04:20:08 PM »
Wish Granted! You can run at over 60km/hour. Unfortunate for you, you're first attempt to stop from that speed tears one of your legs from your body. You are now a human jack hammer.

I wish I wasn't allergic to nuts. I wanna know what peanut butter tastes like without swelling up and itching all over.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1546 on: April 22, 2010, 04:28:23 PM »
****Poof**** There your no longer alergic to Peanut Butter, Now your alergic to Wheat instead... your first PBand J samwich kills you.

I wish I had a Wii.

Offline TheLovelyMaid

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1547 on: April 22, 2010, 04:53:21 PM »
Wish Granted, but you leave the wrist strap too loose, and the Wii remote flies into your television, destroying the screen.

I wish that there was no such thing as Finals Week.

Offline GeekFury

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1548 on: April 22, 2010, 05:24:08 PM »
Wish granted, but the education system has been abolished and we live in a neolithic age with no technology.

I wish I stopped attracting emotionaly unstable women.

Offline Drivestort

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1549 on: April 22, 2010, 05:32:29 PM »
Wish granted, now you attract, and are attracted to, emotionally unstable men.


I wish... For fish!