A man in a dark suit with mirrored sunglasses and a briefcase walks into the dark room, full of plasma screens and computers. In the middle, is a table, around which you have all been directed to sit by special forces soldiers who escorted you to this room. In front of you is a dossier full of photos, with the words "Classified" written on the front.
The man speaks.
"Welcome to the Hello Kitty Threat Assessement and World Domination Prevention Task Force.
Founded by the United Nations, and made up of the finest military, law enforcement and intelligence officers of the free world, you have been called to protect the peoples of the world from this direst of threats, this insideous and deceptively cute monster. Its name? Hello Kitty. What? you think this is a joke. This is no joke, now, let the briefing begin!"
OOC: This is basically a sort of forum game/mini rp, come in, present google photos of funny hello kitty stuff, rp a lil bit, have a laugh, and avoid the Hello Kitty that has disguised itself as one of you.