Lol. Hmm Hmm hmm...I think I'll take you up on That Banshee idea...if only to give it a test run to see how it goes.
*laughs* Just going for honesty, because that's seriously the first thing that popped in my head when I saw the first picture. Not to mention the plethora of ways anything intimate could go horrifically, comically wrong.
No rush on the Banshee thing. Think it over, and hey, maybe someone will be able to better cater to your RP needs.....without dying of gigglefits.
....or being creeped out by snake girls and spiders. *shudders* No offense, personal phobia raring its ugly head.