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Offline olive

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #550 on: July 25, 2011, 05:55:19 PM »
I wish I had a sugar glider.

Awwww...I had to google this. I had NO idea what a sugar glider was:


Granted but it is so adorable you cannot leave the house and end up losing your job.

I wish I had a ghost writer for my delinquent posts!

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #551 on: July 25, 2011, 06:01:43 PM »
Granted, but your partners find her posts wonderful and you're saddened when you learn they prefer her to you :(  I'd be sad.

I wish I the cake I'm baking would turn out perfectly  (I know it won't - the batter was too watery *pouts*)

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #552 on: July 25, 2011, 06:10:55 PM »
As you wish! Since your cake is so perfect, everyone wants to buy your secret recipe and you were kidnapped because you did not confess!

I wish I wasn't so ticklish.

Offline olive

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #553 on: July 25, 2011, 06:12:46 PM »
Granted but now, instead of giggling when tickled you giggle while in pain. Weird.

I wish someone would come clean my house for me.

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #554 on: July 25, 2011, 06:16:51 PM »
Granted.  They cleaned up and cleaned you out - you've been robbed my friend.

I wish it weren't so hot this week.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #555 on: July 25, 2011, 06:23:24 PM »
Not a problem, but now its 10 degrees outside and you can not find your coat! Brrr, cold.

I wish I had some lemonade ^__^

Offline RP7466

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #556 on: July 25, 2011, 06:36:54 PM »
granted, but it is used.

i wish it where 10 degrees out  XD

Offline boegiboe

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #557 on: July 25, 2011, 06:45:07 PM »
Granted, it is 10 degrees Kelvin. You literally freeze.

I wish fate to shine kindly on me.

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #558 on: July 25, 2011, 06:48:42 PM »
Granted, but it shines so brightly that it blinds you.  Sorry about that.  :-\

I wish today was Friday.

Offline boegiboe

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #559 on: July 25, 2011, 06:51:02 PM »
Granted, but you miss all your midweek work deadlines and are fired from your job. You get bad references and struggle to find a new one.

I wish I could get a job

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #560 on: July 25, 2011, 06:53:40 PM »
Granted, but now your job consumes 90% of your time and you don't have time for yourself anymore.

I wish I had a little poodle puppy, so I can dye his tail purple!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #561 on: July 25, 2011, 07:28:46 PM »
Granted but all the other puppies in the neighborhood will make fun of him and he'll bite you in revenge.

I wish my someone special would show up on this thread. :D

Offline Haru329

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #562 on: July 26, 2011, 03:10:38 PM »
Granted. They show the movie Up for everyone in this thread.

I wish I had a drum set.

Offline Melusine

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #563 on: July 26, 2011, 08:13:54 PM »
Granted. You play so loudly that your roommate (or mother, or neighbors) throws the set out the window.

I wish I could eat as much as I wanted without getting fat.

Offline Mordred

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #564 on: July 26, 2011, 08:54:34 PM »
Granted.. but before you know it, you are in a glass box, in a seedy circus, with 'some kind' of hunger inducing smoke being pumped in as you engorge yourself before crowds that watch in amazement.

I wish I could go back in time and talk some sense into my younger self.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #565 on: July 26, 2011, 08:57:40 PM »
Granted. You go back in time to find a happy, care-free you and you talked so much sense into yourself that when you go back to the future, life as you knew it was over.
Sense is over-rated sometimes.  :-)

I wish I could take over the world.

Offline Mordred

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #566 on: July 26, 2011, 09:04:04 PM »
Granted.. yet as those crazy powers that be weave their incredible magic, the actual world you are now Supreme Ruler of is one where life has only just entered the microbe phase. They quiver in your presence.. ok, they quiver in anybody's presence. The world, however, is yours. Cold, dark, boring.. no internet. But yours!

I wish I could move things with my mind.

Offline Joy

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #567 on: July 28, 2011, 05:12:12 PM »
Granted, unfortunately you find yourself destroying your house in your sleep, enever you enter REM sleep.

I wish my actions had no negative consequences ;)

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #568 on: July 28, 2011, 05:18:47 PM »
Granted, although now you can get away with anything, and your life becomes so boring, it drives you insane.

 I wish I had the mind to write a best selling romance series.

Offline Joy

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #569 on: July 28, 2011, 05:23:04 PM »
granted.  But your writing is so compelling, you find yourself dodging a stalker fan for the remainder of your now very short life.

I wish I were an oscar meyer wiener.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #570 on: July 28, 2011, 05:33:01 PM »
Granted, but seeing as how they really are irresistible, someone eats you.

 I wish I were invincible, so I can continue my writing without worrying about my stalker

Offline boegiboe

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #571 on: July 28, 2011, 05:53:37 PM »
Granted, you are invincible and cannot die. Unfortunately you can still feel pain, and your stalker has a torture fetish. Hang in there!

I wish I could find my soulmate

Offline Joy

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #572 on: July 28, 2011, 06:45:00 PM »
Granted, but your soul mate turns out to be the stalker with a torture fetish.

I wish room service were free.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #573 on: July 28, 2011, 06:47:58 PM »
Granted, but now everyone can afford it more easily, so all the hotels are overrun with people, and the kitchen is so backed up it takes over 6 hours to get your order.

 I wish i could afford a nice trip to Australia.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #574 on: July 28, 2011, 07:08:21 PM »
Granted. You arrive and are so overwhelmed by the beauty of it all that you didn't notice a kangaroo steal your luggage. (I don't know what he'd want with corset panties anyway)  ;)

I wish my boss would give me a raise.