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Offline Zaphod

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #525 on: July 14, 2011, 07:08:29 PM »
Granted but you become addicted to that combination and put on weight.

I wish my girl stays with me forever.

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #526 on: July 14, 2011, 07:14:09 PM »
Granted, but she's put on a lot of weight from too much wine and chocolates - LOL

I wish time would stand still for a while.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #527 on: July 14, 2011, 07:17:16 PM »
Granted but it stands still only for you. Everyone else has moved on but you are stuck alone in a time warp.

I wish I could go back in time and view an interesting first date I had with someone.

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #528 on: July 14, 2011, 07:28:20 PM »
Granted, but it's the worse first day you ever had and you wish you'd been more specific because now, you can't stop reliving it.

I wish I had a sexy human alarm clock that let me snooze as much as i like.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #529 on: July 14, 2011, 07:32:57 PM »
Granted but it never wakes you up for anything and you are late for everything.

I wish I had someone who would never tire of telling me she loves me to pieces.

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #530 on: July 14, 2011, 07:39:17 PM »
Granted, but she is a serial killer and means that quite literally.

I wish the weekend would hurry up and get here already.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #531 on: July 14, 2011, 07:45:09 PM »
Granted but then it's gone just as quickly as it came.

I wish I could wake up next to someone warm everyday.

Offline icandor

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #532 on: July 15, 2011, 10:06:00 AM »
Granted but it's your grandfather.

I wish to be treated to a fine tasting meal by my best friend afterwards be able to relax peacefully.

Offline boegiboe

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #533 on: July 15, 2011, 07:54:16 PM »
Granted, but the tastier it is, the smaller it is, so you get almost nothing. Your stomach rumbles away...

I wish to sort my life out and turn my luck around (to good)

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #534 on: July 16, 2011, 08:06:27 AM »
Granted!  Tomorrow you will wake and experience perfect clarity with regard to all the decisions facing you - you'll make all the right decisions, and create your own luck.  Unfortunately, you'll celebrate your good fortune with a night of drinking and frivolity, and wake the next morning forgetting everything you learned and very much back at square one. 

I wish I looked nice with short hair so that I could cut it super short in the summer.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #535 on: July 16, 2011, 10:41:46 AM »
Granted but no one will recognize you in your short hair and you have to keep reminding everyone that you are Belle.

I wish I were at a movie now. :P

Offline icandor

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #536 on: July 16, 2011, 01:27:17 PM »
Granted your at the movie but your stuck between to very large sweaty fat people that keep talking over you and making innuendos of making out with you after the 5th drink spill and 11th popcorn dump the movie is over do you remember what happened?

I wish for one perfect date with a sweet and wonderful woman that loves me for me (no family will fall in this category) ~If she has a boyfriend already or husband I will deal with him accordingly~

Offline BigBentTree

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #537 on: July 17, 2011, 02:44:51 PM »
Granted.  She finds your personality and charisma so attracted that she becomes absolutely infatuated with you, starts to hide in closets in your home, go through your garbage, and wear your underwear.  You end getting a restraining order.

I wish I could pack on muscle in the gym faster than any person on Earth...

Offline boegiboe

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #538 on: July 17, 2011, 03:20:03 PM »
Granted, however due to the economic crises all gyms have to close down so you have no access to a gym to pack on muscle. It doesn't work elsewhere I'm afraid.

I wish to be well sought after by the organisations I'm applying for.

Offline Anesa

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #539 on: July 17, 2011, 03:31:48 PM »
Granted, but somehow, your applications got mixed up and passed along to some "less than desirable" groups/organizations who are now looking for you, such as drug cartels and mafia groups. Heard that the KKK was also interested in you.!  ;P


I wish it wasn't so freaking hot here!!!

Offline boegiboe

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #540 on: July 17, 2011, 03:41:30 PM »
Granted, Yellowstone blows, sending so much ash into the atmostphere it blocks out the sun, sending the whole planet into volcanic winter for the next 20 years. Thanks for that.

I wish to be feared by those darker groups/organisations that are out to get me.

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #541 on: July 17, 2011, 04:07:21 PM »
Granted. They fear you, and have sent their best assassins to take care of you.  *I slink in behind you and press a syringe filled with poison to your neck*  Any last words?

I wish I didn't have to assassinate such a cute guy.

Offline boegiboe

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #542 on: July 17, 2011, 06:51:31 PM »
Last words - Hold me to my last breath

(Aw Belle *cuddles*)
Granted, You fall in love and run away with him instead, however now the mob is after the both of you. But this time they are more efficient.

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #543 on: July 17, 2011, 07:04:50 PM »
Your wish is to be held?  That is so granted *holds Boe and doesn't find it in my heart to kill him, so I cuddle him instead and we hide from the mob*  Unfortunately, they find us and we have to bargain for our lives.  Offering up Elliquiy, which really isn't ours to give  - but hey it was life and death after all.  Long story short - the mob is taking over E.  Sorry about that.

I wish the mob takeover could not be traced back to me and boegiboe since I suspect it's a bannable offense.

Offline Stia

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #544 on: July 20, 2011, 07:45:41 AM »
Granted, but your computer blows up and your internet dies so you have no way to ever get back on E

I wish for all my housework to be done.

Offline badgerstripes

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #545 on: July 20, 2011, 12:04:05 PM »
Granted, but it's been done by a third grader and you spend all night correcting it. 

I wish my landlord would answer the phone.

Offline Stia

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #546 on: July 20, 2011, 12:08:22 PM »
Granted, but you find out your rent has been increased by a hefty sum.

I wish my neighbour wasn't mowing him lawn right now.

Offline boegiboe

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #547 on: July 22, 2011, 04:42:58 PM »
Granted, he's mowing your lawn right now. *stifles laughter at sexual reference*

I wish a lovely girl would give me an awesome massage every day!

Offline Stia

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #548 on: July 22, 2011, 05:26:00 PM »
Granted. Each day a lovely girl gives you the best Turkish massage everyday. An absolute passion-killer, but it does wonders for your back!

I wish I had more tea.

Offline Haru329

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #549 on: July 22, 2011, 05:31:26 PM »
Granted. You have one more drop of tea.

I wish I had a sugar glider.