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Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Thing you never want to hear ______ say
« Reply #25 on: May 09, 2010, 10:43:59 PM »
You never want to hear a dungeon master say "Wow, Ive never seen a Paladin fail a constitution save"

You might not want to hear a druid say that he made his constitution save against a nosebleed

You never want to hear a dungeon master say "they were prepared for you, the room was set up to empower them",

However You definitely want to hear him say:
"yeah, he loses that +1 AC dex bonus"
 "You get his weapons, armor, and bag of holding"
 "The wizard tosses you a small bag. Inside are 100 platinum pieces. 30 feet down."

and especially
 "The NPC says "I know what to do" and begins stripping the corpse... He then proceeds to strip the Drow Priestess completely. She has spider tattoos on both nipples, and a symbol of lolth tattooed on her chest. He binds her, and then shreds her undergarments, stuffs them in her mouth , and ties a strip around her mouth. He then proceeds to hog tie her. You assume the floor is very cold. He then sits on her back, and begins braiding her hair."

Offline Jade

Re: Thing you never want to hear ______ say
« Reply #26 on: May 10, 2010, 01:53:38 AM »
You never want to hear your lover say, "Is it in yet?"

Offline thirteenhearts

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Re: Thing you never want to hear ______ say
« Reply #27 on: May 10, 2010, 02:16:47 AM »
You never want to hear your lover say, "Is it in yet?"

LOL @ Jade's post!  So unfortunate that I've actually "thought" that on several occasions.


Offline Jade

Re: Thing you never want to hear ______ say
« Reply #28 on: May 10, 2010, 02:21:03 AM »
Oh noo! I'm so sorry hahaha. Did it end up being good or was it a complete bust?
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You never want to hear a mother say, "He probably went home and masturbated to the image of you."

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Re: Thing you never want to hear ______ say
« Reply #29 on: May 10, 2010, 02:26:57 AM »
Oh noo! I'm so sorry hahaha. Did it end up being good or was it a complete bust?
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You never want to hear a mother say, "He probably went home and masturbated to the image of you."

First of all you never want to hear your mother say the word masturbate!

ugh, complete bust...couldn't continue dating them...

Offline Jade

Re: Thing you never want to hear ______ say
« Reply #30 on: May 10, 2010, 09:07:03 PM »
Ahahah that's true. Then edit:

You never want to hear a mother say anything that involves the word 'masturbate'.

And baww. That totally bites.

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Re: Thing you never want to hear ______ say
« Reply #31 on: May 10, 2010, 09:09:05 PM »
You never want to hear Maury Povich say "You ARE the father!"  to the 3rd baby momma that has brought you on the show

Offline LadySheikah

Re: Thing you never want to hear ______ say
« Reply #32 on: July 04, 2010, 11:01:48 AM »
I never want to hear a Pilot say "I F*** I hate my life" the slam the cockpit door behind him.