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Offline RP7466Topic starter

Thing you never want to hear ______ say
« on: May 05, 2010, 01:52:08 AM »
list a job title or position and then something you never want to hear them say

For example,

You never want to hear a:  lieutenant say "based on my experience"

Offline CynfulTragedy

Re: Thing you never want to hear ______ say
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2010, 02:10:07 AM »
You never want to hear a surgeon say "Now where did I leave that scalpel?"

Offline Kata

Re: Thing you never want to hear ______ say
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2010, 03:38:46 AM »
An airline Pilot to his Co-Pilot - "To bad we had to leave that keg party to fly this plane."

Offline GeekFury

Re: Thing you never want to hear ______ say
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2010, 08:33:46 AM »
A bus driver say to himself - "Pity I failed my driving test five times."

Offline the taken

Re: Thing you never want to hear ______ say
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2010, 11:14:27 AM »
Never want to hear you Pharmacist say "The only brand we carry is Placebo."

Offline RP7466Topic starter

Re: Thing you never want to hear ______ say
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2010, 11:41:46 AM »
you never want to hear me say -"hey watch this"

Offline Calison

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Re: Thing you never want to hear ______ say
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2010, 01:25:35 PM »
You never want to hear your Dungeon or Game Master say, after rolling some dice, "Well...that's not good for you..."

Offline CynfulTragedy

Re: Thing you never want to hear ______ say
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2010, 01:30:06 PM »
What's sad is I had a DM actually say that to me once, Calison, lol

Offline Calison

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Re: Thing you never want to hear ______ say
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2010, 01:38:11 PM »
I can't tell you how many times it's happened to me, Cynful xD with my usual DM, I get it in the form of a very visible and distinct cringe. This means he just crit'ed on my character xD

You also don't want to hear your healer say, "Um...I'm out of healing spells for the day..." while still in the middle of an encounter. 

Offline CynfulTragedy

Re: Thing you never want to hear ______ say
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2010, 01:40:48 PM »
In a D&D session, you never want to hear a rogue say "Oops".

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Re: Thing you never want to hear ______ say
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2010, 02:01:54 PM »
>.>;; -is usually the rogue in the party- Also can't tell you how many times that's happened xD Becomes less of an issue after 5th level though...usually. 

Offline LadySheikah

Re: Thing you never want to hear ______ say
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2010, 02:46:03 PM »
You never want to hear the guy on the radio say "Air sapport is going to be another ten minutes." While being shot at in a war zone.

And

You never want to hear a loud unknown sound while rideing in a helicpoter and the pilot says "well that can't be good"

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Re: Thing you never want to hear ______ say
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2010, 04:38:50 PM »
A lawyer should never say "to the best of my knowledge"

Offline RP7466Topic starter

Re: Thing you never want to hear ______ say
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2010, 12:15:07 AM »
you never would have wanted to hear general custer say "i have a plan"

Offline Zebu

Re: Thing you never want to hear ______ say
« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2010, 10:35:25 PM »
Things you never want to hear
From your doctor-- "You and whoever you slept with need to contact the CDC.  And pack bags for an extended stay away from home."
From your significant other-- "You mean you don't remember making out with your doorman last night?"
From anyone under the age of 7-- "Oops."
From anyone you employ in a legal or financial capacity-- "Oops."
From anyone you've just slept with-- "Oops."
From your sysadmin-- "Oops."  Or alternately, "How the hell did you manage to..."

Offline Jade

Re: Thing you never want to hear ______ say
« Reply #15 on: May 06, 2010, 10:38:07 PM »
Things you never want to hear your doctor say after he'd just given you a shot, "Oh, what was that I just gave you?"

Offline Syanyte

Re: Thing you never want to hear ______ say
« Reply #16 on: May 06, 2010, 10:41:14 PM »
Things you never want to hear a surgeon say after surgery. "Has anyone seen my cell phone?"

Offline Sanai

Re: Thing you never want to hear ______ say
« Reply #17 on: May 08, 2010, 12:39:19 AM »
You never want to hear hear a bomb disposal specialist screaming and running for his life.

Offline RP7466Topic starter

Re: Thing you never want to hear ______ say
« Reply #18 on: May 08, 2010, 01:44:09 AM »
you never want to wake up to hear a woman say "its not suppost to be contagious"

Offline Jade

Re: Thing you never want to hear ______ say
« Reply #19 on: May 08, 2010, 09:32:37 PM »
You never want to hear a dentist chatting with his nurses excitedly while he has a drill in your mouth.

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Re: Thing you never want to hear ______ say
« Reply #20 on: May 09, 2010, 03:12:58 PM »
You never want to hear that your veterinarian likes strange meat delicacies.

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Thing you never want to hear ______ say
« Reply #21 on: May 09, 2010, 03:17:15 PM »
you never want to hear weird snapping noises in your mouth when you think your under anesthesia getting your wisdom teeth removed

Also, you never want to hear your sorceress say " Incoming! That evil Bard made me cast fireball on YOU!"

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Re: Thing you never want to hear ______ say
« Reply #22 on: May 09, 2010, 03:21:40 PM »
You never want to hear your DM (Dungeon Master) say: "Are you overly disturbed by graphic violence and/or torture?"

Offline Shadowsteel

Re: Thing you never want to hear ______ say
« Reply #23 on: May 09, 2010, 03:37:21 PM »
Yeesh, no. That was graphic. Had we been anywhere/when else, I would have been shouting more.

You never want to hear a scientist say "Huh. That shouldnt be happening with the reactor"

Offline Selene

Re: Thing you never want to hear ______ say
« Reply #24 on: May 09, 2010, 03:40:04 PM »
haha!

you never want to hear your teacher say "There's always next year"