Right, I've been put in a shitty mood, and only getting what I want is likely to change this. Now sadly, I lack the influence here that I have on the Den, where basically everyone claims to owe me favours due to the stuff I produce, but what I want is more suitable here in Elliquiy.
I want to play in a game, preferably one on one so that
I can hog the attention to myself
I needn't be affected by other players being unreliable and flakey, where I can be an Adepta Sororitas - a Battle Sister from Warhammer 40k. She will specifically be interested only in other females, and be fond of corporal punishment - giving and receiving.
Now, she has to be competent, well-trained and well-equipped, so this rules out that shitty Dark Heresy system, unless a generous-equipment Ascension game was used, at Rank 11 or more with "whatever you want" equipment. Other, easier ways involve using game systems made by someone actually competent, namely me, so I present you with:
1. Dungeon Crusade (Siege Tier), which is basically "Imperial characters land in the D&D world and need to turn the human populace towards the Emperor and try to fit in or genocide everything non-human". Basically a d20 thing: http://tgdmb.com/viewtopic.php?t=49873&start=0
2. Pretty Soldier Adepta Sororitas, which uses a Shadowrun-like system: http://tgdmb.com/viewtopic.php?t=49152&start=0
Now, I don't want this to include rape. Discipline spankings (non-con possibly, consensual preferable) certainly, fun spankings definitely, consensual girl-girl sex for sure. But no rape, and don't expect the character to have any sexual interest in males. When combat happens, ideally it should be fairly quick and generally in my favour so as to just further the plot and remind the world how fantastic my character is.