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DarklingAlice

April 06, 2010, 09:33:29 AM
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Callie Del Noire

#1
April 06, 2010, 10:14:05 AM
Cries and clutch my iPad to chest.

EVIL!

WRONG!

JUST WRONG!

Schrödinger

#2
April 06, 2010, 10:14:48 AM
I'm still waiting faithfully for the day they blend a smaller blender in a BlendTec Total blender.

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#3
April 06, 2010, 10:19:08 AM
iPad smoke. Don't breath this!

Ket

#4
April 06, 2010, 10:20:18 AM
Quote from: Schrödinger on April 06, 2010, 10:14:48 AM
I'm still waiting faithfully for the day they blend a smaller blender in a BlendTec Total blender.

+1

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#5
April 06, 2010, 10:22:18 AM
Damn, now I want a BlendTec.
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#6
April 06, 2010, 10:25:33 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSnIXfoSU6I&feature=player_embedded#

Better to make things FOR the iPad than blend it..
<shudder> That makes me fear for my new toy.. someone might want to blend it..

Doomsday

#7
April 08, 2010, 06:34:59 AM
Heh, I've been watching the Blendtec vids since they started coming out. It's the same shit each time, but it always amuses me. He blended silly putty once... "Silly smoke, don't breathe this!"

Beguile's Mistress

#8
April 08, 2010, 07:08:30 AM
It bogles the mind!  I'd rather see them put 500 one dollar bills in the blender.

Paradox

#9
April 08, 2010, 08:50:20 AM
This is the first I've seen of these videos. I'm going to have to look up more.


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#10
April 08, 2010, 08:56:58 AM
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April 08, 2010, 09:48:23 AM
Quote from: Schrödinger on April 06, 2010, 10:14:48 AM
I'm still waiting faithfully for the day they blend a smaller blender in a BlendTec Total blender.

Yes! Because, after all, the BlenTec is the undisputed king of blenders and an apex predator in their food chain. Now that you suggest this I am really surprised that they haven't done it.
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Paladin

#12
April 08, 2010, 10:55:02 AM
OH GOD ITS THE WILL IT BLEND SHOW!!! I pads are EVIL!!!!!!!!!! DESTROY THEM ALLL!!!!

Callie Del Noire

#13
April 08, 2010, 12:28:38 PM
*Hides his iPad in fear*

EEeeee....

TheLovelyMaid

#14
April 23, 2010, 12:22:51 PM
*watches in horror...*

He just...blended...an iPad...

*gulps*

Callie Del Noire

#15
April 23, 2010, 04:34:39 PM
Quote from: TheLovelyMaid on April 23, 2010, 12:22:51 PM
*watches in horror...*

He just...blended...an iPad...

*gulps*

Yeah!

Keeps iPad close.. SHOOO!

Xanatos

#16
April 24, 2010, 01:12:37 AM
That was freaking awesome and made cooler by the corny way it was presented! -cackles- That is one kick ass blender...

Callie Del Noire

#17
April 24, 2010, 12:56:12 PM
I think the best one I've seen in the past was the lighters I think. :-D

Or the marbles.. SCARY.

Inkidu

#18
April 24, 2010, 05:15:51 PM
Somewhere Steve Jobs is feeling the pain of losing some of his evil power.
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#19
April 24, 2010, 05:56:51 PM
Quote from: Inkidu on April 24, 2010, 05:15:51 PM
Somewhere Steve Jobs is feeling the pain of losing some of his evil power.

Why?

Someone paid for that iPad. :D

Inkidu

#20
April 24, 2010, 05:58:11 PM
Quote from: Callie Del Noire on April 24, 2010, 05:56:51 PM
Why?

Someone paid for that iPad. :D
Now he can't app his or her soul away! :D
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#21
April 24, 2010, 06:04:36 PM
Quote from: Inkidu on April 24, 2010, 05:58:11 PM
Now he can't app his or her soul away! :D

I don't think it's all that evil. (granted the lack of Java/Flash blows)

TheLovelyMaid

#22
April 24, 2010, 07:04:25 PM
Quote from: Callie Del Noire on April 24, 2010, 06:04:36 PM
I don't think it's all that evil. (granted the lack of Java/Flash blows)

This.  They need to get on that. 

Paladin

#23
April 24, 2010, 07:11:52 PM
IPads are just bigger Ipod Touches... thats it. Its stupid really.

Callie Del Noire

#24
April 24, 2010, 07:17:23 PM
Quote from: Paladin on April 24, 2010, 07:11:52 PM
IPads are just bigger Ipod Touches... thats it. Its stupid really.


Not quite..

I got both.

As for Java/Flash.. never going to happen. They aren't going to do anything that lets others put another level of program code in place on the iPod/Phone/Pad
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