"Ahhhh haaa....Fozzie Bear here, and I just want to say that as much as everyone one would like to say that the lady pig did it , unfortunately she was in the hospital at the time of the murder being checked for *dramatic pause* swine flu...arrgh arrgh arrgh ..."
"okay well truly she was , as for me Im Kermit's best friend I could never have done something so *another dramtic pause * bearish ....wakka wakka wakka "
*grmbles* "Hard crowd tonite"
"Besides It had to be Statler and Waldorf , those old farts , probably beat him with their canes, so they could build condo's here "
*everyone in the audience starts laughing *
"Noo its not a joke *waves hands around to keep people from laughing * I heard them talking about it "