Are you kidding? In Australia we have three kinds of animals. Things with big claws and teeth; things that are venomous; and sheep. Trust me, you don't want to piss off the sheep. The zombies won't stand a chance.
Plus, I'll be getting my survival t-shirts printed up soon, which should help. "Fellow Zombie - DO NOT EAT" will be emblazoned across my chest and back in large letters..
Hehe. This reminded me of a Cracked article I recently read.
In 2004, a man tried to stab Jumer Selimovski, who retaliated by shooting the man in the hand. Since then, Jumer hasn't felt safe, so he picked up his family and moved elsewhere. Even in the new house he didn't feel safe, believing he heard footsteps on his roof and swearing to cops that he was the victim of "disturbing events." We couldn't find any details, but this is Australia, where they wake up and have to kill five of the most deadly insects on Earth to go to the crapper
, so we're guessing this was a bit more intense than your usual drunken shenanigans. So, with a family to protect, he did what any sane man would do.