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Offline Spookie MonsterTopic starter

The Raspberry Reject
« on: May 16, 2005, 09:24:50 PM »
To Whom It May Concern:

:D = happy
;) = sly
>:( = angry
8) = totally sweet
:-* = How 'bout some action, baby?

I get that. I get all that.

But look at this guy:

:P

Take a long look:

:P

One more time, just for good measure:

:P

All right, this guy's supposed to be an emoticon, right? He's supposed to display an emotion, right? Then why does he look like a guy just sticking his tongue out for the doctor? There's no emotion in his face at all; I mean, he looks like he's intentionally trying to avoid emotion. His eyes are dead; his cheeks are dead; his lips are dead.

With this in mind, please let me offer my sincerest apologies for those occasions on which I use this emoticon in my PMs or posts (excluding this one, of course). When I use :P , I'm not trying to insult you... I'm not trying to say, "Excuse me, sir, is my tongue really really red because I just drank too much Cool-Aid?" or "Does this look infected to you, doctor?" No; I'm offering you a playful raspberry. We're here to have fun, right? I want to have fun.

Please forgive this intrusion. I simply felt I needed to immediately address this important issue.

Thank you for your time.

Yours truly,
Spel

Offline Whisper

Re: The Raspberry Reject
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2005, 10:17:15 PM »
Och, donít be so callus you ogre. Emoticons have feelings to you know! Itís not his fault that there was a mix up with the Botox.


--
Whisp



Offline Spookie MonsterTopic starter

Re: The Raspberry Reject
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2005, 10:26:57 PM »
Och, donít be so callus you ogre. Emoticons have feelings to you know! Itís not his fault that there was a mix up with the Botox.

:P

Spel

Offline Whisper

Re: The Raspberry Reject
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2005, 10:42:53 PM »
 :P