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Online DoomsdayTopic starter

Woman dies trying to pleasure herself with showerhead
« on: October 22, 2009, 03:38:02 PM »
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2009/1022/1224257226136.html

A jury of six returned a verdict of death by misadventure.

Darwin award nominee I hope.

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Re: Woman dies trying to pleasure herself with showerhead
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2009, 03:44:16 PM »
I don't like to trivialize death but I heard the best pun concerning this "What a douche".

Offline DonaGothika

Re: Woman dies trying to pleasure herself with showerhead
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2009, 10:02:32 PM »
My god. . .

There are better ways to get off. . .How terrible! :-\

Offline Skye

Re: Woman dies trying to pleasure herself with showerhead
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2009, 10:14:29 PM »
o_o
O_O
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((O_O))

"'"...death by misadventure."'"
That should be on her gravestone.
/morbid humor
« Last Edit: October 24, 2009, 10:20:46 PM by Reign »

Offline Morven

Re: Woman dies trying to pleasure herself with showerhead
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2009, 10:35:03 PM »
Damn.  How would you even DO that?  They said "home-made", must have been some scary contraption.

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Re: Woman dies trying to pleasure herself with showerhead
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2009, 01:08:32 AM »
Yeesh...my vagina hurt just thinking about it, and I don't even have one.

Offline MercyfulFate

Re: Woman dies trying to pleasure herself with showerhead
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2009, 12:43:41 PM »
Wow that's pretty gruesome.

That being said, dying while pleasuring oneself isn't the worst way to go. Although this kind of changes that...

Offline Rhapsody

Re: Woman dies trying to pleasure herself with showerhead
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2009, 04:45:53 PM »
A ten-inch copper pipe that causes tearing to the abdomen and uterus doesn't exactly sound like "pleasure" to me.

Offline Morven

Re: Woman dies trying to pleasure herself with showerhead
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2009, 04:59:51 PM »
I find myself sickly curious as to how she managed it.  Did she slip or something and it impaled her, or what?

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Re: Woman dies trying to pleasure herself with showerhead
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2009, 05:27:37 PM »
The person who found her apparently heard something that sounded like a slip and fall.

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Re: Woman dies trying to pleasure herself with showerhead
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2009, 05:34:04 PM »
OMG!

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Re: Woman dies trying to pleasure herself with showerhead
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2009, 05:35:09 PM »
A ten-inch copper pipe that causes tearing to the abdomen and uterus doesn't exactly sound like "pleasure" to me.

Thus the term 'trying'.

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Re: Woman dies trying to pleasure herself with showerhead
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2009, 10:55:25 PM »
I'm sorry, but I laughed. Not because she died....
« Last Edit: October 27, 2009, 02:57:35 PM by Queen of the Dead Sheiba »

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Re: Woman dies trying to pleasure herself with showerhead
« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2009, 02:15:32 PM »
The article reads with giving the supposition of her own statements and other.  That she was in the shower, with the presumed reason she inserted the shower head to use it as a douching.   Now I would assume this was one the hand held shower heads.   Now it can be supposed in either way of either getting off on it or having a obsession with cleanliness.  She was at it for a bit.   So while still with the inserted shower head, had slipped and thus impaled herself and caused the damage.   Then in her haste, because instant realization she had really fucked up.  She pulls the shower head from herself, goes to get out so she can call out for help.  But she has been taking  a shower.  An it can be concluded it was in a bathtub, not a shower stall.  So she slips falls and hits her head.  This is the bump that is heard, and causes the guy to come and investigate.   So she basically bled out internally.   An this is how the court seen it with the ruling.

It hurts to think about.  I am glad I took a shower already and that it is a fixed fixture, not that I try such. 

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Re: Woman dies trying to pleasure herself with showerhead
« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2009, 03:35:53 PM »
I have one of those hand-held shower devices.  And - I realize that women push babies' heads out, but I honestly can't imagine a standard shower attachment going in.   :-X

Offline Zorak

Re: Woman dies trying to pleasure herself with showerhead
« Reply #15 on: October 27, 2009, 04:46:03 PM »
Well... we have a hand-held shower that's an "oxygenator" shower-head, and is actually kind of "bullet" shaped, so yeah - it could go in.

An an equally gruesome, and unrelated note...

The Nazi's used to "experiment" by putting hoses in a woman's vagina, sealing it up, and seeing how much water/pressure could be forced in before something.. um... broke.

How's that for creepy...

Offline Queen Be Damned Sheiba

Re: Woman dies trying to pleasure herself with showerhead
« Reply #16 on: October 27, 2009, 04:51:28 PM »
An an equally gruesome, and unrelated note...

The Nazi's used to "experiment" by putting hoses in a woman's vagina, sealing it up, and seeing how much water/pressure could be forced in before something.. um... broke.

How's that for creepy...
Eww. Zorak that... well nasty, but an interesting fact.

Offline Brittany

Re: Woman dies trying to pleasure herself with showerhead
« Reply #17 on: October 27, 2009, 04:59:50 PM »
The article reads with giving the supposition of her own statements and other.  That she was in the shower, with the presumed reason she inserted the shower head to use it as a douching.   Now I would assume this was one the hand held shower heads.   Now it can be supposed in either way of either getting off on it or having a obsession with cleanliness.  She was at it for a bit.   So while still with the inserted shower head, had slipped and thus impaled herself and caused the damage.   Then in her haste, because instant realization she had really fucked up.  She pulls the shower head from herself, goes to get out so she can call out for help.  But she has been taking  a shower.  An it can be concluded it was in a bathtub, not a shower stall.  So she slips falls and hits her head.  This is the bump that is heard, and causes the guy to come and investigate.   So she basically bled out internally.   An this is how the court seen it with the ruling.

It hurts to think about.  I am glad I took a shower already and that it is a fixed fixture, not that I try such.

This just made me feel really ill :-(  The poor woman.  I know it initially sounds funny and all, but this is really really sad.

Offline Rhapsody

Re: Woman dies trying to pleasure herself with showerhead
« Reply #18 on: October 27, 2009, 05:12:52 PM »
It hurts to think about.  I am glad I took a shower already and that it is a fixed fixture, not that I try such.

I've used a detachable shower head with multiple spray settings before, but I never, ever thought or wanted to try inserting it. 

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Re: Woman dies trying to pleasure herself with showerhead
« Reply #19 on: October 27, 2009, 05:19:41 PM »
The closest I've come is to consider directing the spray at sensitive regions from a few inches away, then messing with the massage functions.

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Re: Woman dies trying to pleasure herself with showerhead
« Reply #20 on: October 27, 2009, 05:23:50 PM »
Yea, same her Oni

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Re: Woman dies trying to pleasure herself with showerhead
« Reply #21 on: October 27, 2009, 05:57:41 PM »
Do you suppose she knew whether or not she was coming or going?

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Re: Woman dies trying to pleasure herself with showerhead
« Reply #22 on: October 27, 2009, 05:59:06 PM »
Do you suppose she knew whether or not she was coming or going?

-Macabre sense of humor-

LMAO ok you guys have to stop making me laugh about this, I feel bad now