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Offline Greenthorn

Re: Man raped by rare parrot
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2009, 01:40:15 PM »
Haha my mom's ex-boyfriend had a parrot that used to "rape" his hand all the time

New meaning to giving the bird?  :D

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Re: Man raped by rare parrot
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2009, 03:07:30 PM »
If you don't get that camera out of my face I'm going to peck you in the eye and skull f**k you! -Full-Metal Parrot.

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Re: Man raped by rare parrot
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2009, 03:13:14 PM »
That was a good one.

Offline The Overlord

Re: Man raped by rare parrot
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2009, 05:51:42 PM »

LOL! Too weird and too damned funny for words...

Offline xKittyx

Re: Man raped by rare parrot
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2009, 06:01:12 PM »
This is possibly why this parrot is endangered...? They keep mating with the wrong species o.O

Offline September

Re: Man raped by rare parrot
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2009, 06:11:28 PM »
This reminds me of a friend of my boyfriend's, who has a dog, and he and his girlfriend let it have sex with their leg.  To, um, to completion.  And then they bop it on the nose afterwards.

I know what you're thinking but this really is a couple we know, it's not us

Offline Duncan

Re: Man raped by rare parrot
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2009, 07:50:48 PM »
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......the guy just took it.

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Re: Man raped by rare parrot
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2009, 09:40:03 AM »
It was probably an endangered species, so he wasn't allowed to do anything to it.

Offline Brittany

Re: Man raped by rare parrot
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2009, 07:23:49 PM »
Oh my, I don't know what to say.  I laughed all the way through :-).

Offline boungaman

Re: Man raped by rare parrot
« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2009, 03:59:47 PM »
LOOOOOOOL!!!!! AWWWWW MERCY NOW DATS JUS TOOO DAMN FUNNNY!!!

hope he didnt get infected from the cuts though.