Go on people,. sharing is caring.
One time, me my GF and my friend where all sleeping in the same bed because well, no one sleeps on the floor in my house and my best friend sure as hell was not about to be the first to do so.
My GF, got the "Mood" going and of course as a man of many obligations I rose, from a dead sleep, to the call of her needs. This, flow of motion, woke my friend....
There we where, both me and my girl but naked, doggie style, and he looks at us, then me.
I respond with what will be the most epic line I will ever say in history..
"Go back to sleep mason, we are making whoopie."