CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*

[Mist]

Granted, but you get a second degree sunburn in 90 degree weather year round.

I wish I had a job...

[Misery]

Granted!  you never get a day off.

I wish the snow would melt.

[HockeyGod]

Granted and now it's flooding

I wish he wasn't in DC this weekend!

[Bloody Paramour]

Granted.  He's in hong kong.

I wish I had the strength to read the letter (one of those 'write but never intend to send' deals) I wrote to him today.

[DigitLninja]

granted but it's in 5 different languages.

I wish I had a job

[HockeyGod]

Granted but you shove horse doodie all day.

I wish I didn't have a funeral today!

[Beguile's Mistress]

If that wish were granted to you today the event would then be in the future.
My condolences and sympathies for your bereavement.

I wish there were a way to grant such wishes as his.

[Mist]

Granted, but the power consumes you and your head explodes and we must attend your funeral.

I wish I had some yummy food to cure my hunger.

[mkkdreams]

Granted, but now you become addicted to food.

I wish it was the weekend.

[Shadowstrike2]

Granted but your working double shifts with overtime.

I wish i had some cheese.

[Autumn52]

granted but it is moldy

I wish I had a fresh cup of hot coffee that there was nothing wrong with and that I could enjoy drinking

[Isengrad]

Granted, however after drinking the coffee you get followed by a burro carrying beans for the rest of your life.

I wish I wish i was a fish.

[Shadowstrike2]

Granted but your eaten by an even bigger fish.

I wish i wasnt bored.

[EpitomyofShyness]

Granted, but your lack of boredom is because the police think you are a wanted felon.

I wish I had a dog.

[Leala Magnus]

Granted, but it chews up your favorite pair of shoes


Wishes I had my own personal Library like in the movie Beauty and the Beast

[luna146]

Granted but it's filled with the same book. Webster's Dictionary


I wish I had money

[EpitomyofShyness]

granted, but before you can use it a car hits you and kills you

I wish I had a working car

[Shadowstrike2]

Granted but its stolen and your arrested shortly thereafter.

I wish i was roleplaying.

[Adonis]

Granted, but you roleplay so much that you forget to eat and go into a coma.

I wish that Robert Jordan hadn't died  :-(

[Talia]

Poof.....Robert Jordan is a live only instead of receiving money for " The Wheel of Time"...He came back as a hamster, running in a wheel.    :D


I wish they sold different life's on Craig's List.

[Nadir]

Shazam! One is posted! The seller mis-lists it and you never see it until there is a news report on it. By then, is has sold.

I wish I had more energy!

[Talia]

Laurrel waves her magic feather over Edens tea. Adding a special ingredient to give him all the energy needed. Eden begins bouncing off the walls, trying to use up the wild energy created. He starts many, many tasks..only not able to complete any of them to his satisfaction, burning out and becoming more tired than before.

I wish time would speed forward.

[HockeyGod]

Winds time forward - now you're 80.

I wish I could transport myself anywhere in the blink of an eye.

[Nadir]

Done - each time you open your eyes, you turn up somewhere new.

I wish I could control my dreams

[MasterMischief]

Granted.  Except now, you never sleep and your dreams are waking hallucinations which quickly land you in a mental facility.

I wish more people played my system of choice.