So quick Newtonian mechanics fail.
Basically, I'm looking for something fast-paced, probably short-term, not too elaborate or demanding. A quick fix, sort of. Forums or AIM, it doesn't really matter - just make sure you PM me first, or post here.
You're free to suggest anything, and I'm sure I'll do just about anything right now, as long as it fits my above description. If you need ideas, though, futa, demons or aliens sounds especially tempting right now.
Let's see if this works.